"Hello, Katsuki."

"Babe."

"Boyfriend."

"Significant other."

"Soulmate."

"SHUT UP!"

"Sorry."

"I'm just happy."

"Yeah, yeah. Just pick one, loser."

"Katsu-baby."

"NO!"

"I'm glad you like it."

"SHOTO NO YOU AREN'T CALLING ME THAT!"

"Pom or Katsu-Baby?"

"Neither!"

"Both. Ok."

"We are breaking up."

"No"

"Yes"

"Thats mean."

"So?"

"I'm hurt."

"I'm not apologizing!"

"Ok."

"OK!"

"Ok."

"Fine! IM SORRY!"

"Sometimes you confuse me."

"You are confused by everything!"

"Not fair."

"I usually understand you well."

"I am your special exception after all. Boyfriend. We are boyfriends."

"YES WE ARE NOW SHUT UP!'

"But we are boyfriends. Aren't you happy about that?"

"OF COURSE I'M HAPPY ABOUT IT-"

"YOU JUST REALLY DON'T NEED TO CONSTANTLY SAY IT!"

"I like saying it though."

"I get to be with you, me, not anyone else."

"Freak."

"Shouldn't this be the other way around?"

"What do you mean?"

"You're acting as if I had a million people chasing after me and you just happen to be the fucking lucky one!"

"I'm fucking amazing I know, but I'm not that special!"

"You have tons of choices! You could get anyone you want, whenever you want. Yet you chose me."

"I'm the lucky one here."

"You must have fans as well."

"NO!"

"I FUCKING DONT!"

"REMINDER THE MEDIA THOUGHT I WOULD BECOME A VILLAIN!"

"I never thought you would."

"Not the point."

"If you have no fans. I'll be your fan."

"NO!"

"SHUT UP!"

"?"

"I dont want you to be my fucking fan! I want you to be the person by my side."

"WHICH IS CHEESY I KNOW JUST IGNORE IT DAMMIT!"

"Cute."

"CHANGING THE SUBJECT!"

"Ok."

"Are we telling anyone?"

"Camie knows."

"Other than that, I dont give a shit."

"I dont want any big announcement shit though!"

"Ok."

"Well how much can I do in public?"

"WE JUST GOT TOGETHER! WE BARLEY DO ANYTHING IN PRIVATE WTF WOULD WE EVEN DO IN PUBLIC?"

"Hold hands :)"

"Maybe!"

"Ask first."

"Ok."

"Are we still hanging out with Camie and Inasa?"

"Huh?"

"The rage room? I lied about that. We arent going to a rage room by the way."

"OH"

"Ew."

"You're still coming though right?"

"UGH FINE"

"BUT ONLY SO I CAN MAKE SURE BALDY KEEPS HIS GRUBBY HANDS TO HIMSELF!"

"I believe he will."

"You just want to brag."

"You're damn right I do!"

"I'm the one who got with you in the end! I wanna rub it in that assholes face!"

"You're being rude for no reason."

"I had to sit there through that annoying ass huge fucking confession AND STILL STAY QUIET! I felt like I was DYING HE WAS SO ANNOYING!"

"I couldnt even yell at him to shut the fuck up!"

"Jealousy. Cute."

"I wasnt jealous. Still not."

"Ok."

"CANT YOU REPLY WITH SOMETHING MORE THAN 'OK'"

"BLAND BITCH"

"Tired."

"Lots of training today."

"Then go to sleep."

"Come here."

"No."

":("

"Still no."

"Fine."

"Night."

"Without the good."

"What the fuck is that supposed to mean?"

"It means, I hope you have a bad night."

"You act like a child!"
Seen

"SEEN REALLY?"

"FINE ILL COME UP THERE!"

":)"

"Cuddle"

"Just shut up, freak!"