"Hey"

"Hm?"

"Inasa has been texting me quite a bit."

"Why should I care what Baldy does?"

"He decided to try out Soba with me!"

"God your life revolves around that shit! Anyway Baldy can eat my ass, he was annoying as hell. But speaking of him Camie has been texting me too."

"We should all have a day out together. I think it would be nice, and Inasa keeps begging me to ask you to join us."

"I'm not hanging around that bald bitch anymore!"

"Why not?"

"He is annoying! I don't have to fucking explain myself to you!"

"Ok. I saw you practicing with your Ap Shot move. It looked powerful."

"Ha! That's because it fucking is!"

"You're cute ya know?"

"Shut the fuck up! Who just says that?"

"Your confidence is quite adorable. Uraraka agreed with me."

"You fucking talk about me?"

"We talk about everyone?"

"What you gossip with the girls? Talk about your crushes and what you're gonna wear? Lmao"

"Yes."

"Oh. Um that's cool?"

"YA KNOW WHAT YOU'RE FUCKING WEIRD!"

"You're weird too ya know? You scream and yell at random things. Tsuyu told me she saw you screaming at a cactus once."

"OK HOW MUCH DO YOU FUCKERS TALK ABOUT ME?"

"Not important. Anyway, how have you been sleeping recently?"

"Worse now that I've been talking to you!"

"Oh, I'm sorry. I find this quite helpful though so I will be continuing to text."

"Should I change something I'm doing to help you?"

"No dumbass, it's just now I keep staying up because I expect you to fucking text me!"

"You stay up thinking of me?"

"Kinda?"

"WAIT NO EW DON'T TWIST MY WORDS LIKE THATTTTTT!!!"

"You think about me."

"I'm glad."

"You're SOOOO fucking creepy!!"

"And you're so fucking loud."

"OK SO WE GO BACK TO FIGHTING NOW? I'm really too tired to get angry at the moment. But tomorrow I will kill you for this."

"Ah, so you see me in your future."

"Not when I kill you."

"So you wanna be with me till I die?"

"You know how much I fucking hate you?"

"No. I don't think I want to know either. Please don't tell me."

"Wtf"

"I CAN SAY WHATEVER I WANT"

"It's a lot btw"

"I think im gonna go to sleep now."

"You going first? That's new."

"YOU COULD'VE REPLIED WITH AN ANNOYING OK INSTEAD OF LEAVING ME ON READ YOU ASSHOLE!"

"I'm really not in the mood."

"Wtf is wrong with you?"

"Sorry my heart can only take so much."

"Is this some kind of fucking prank? DID DENKI GIVE YOU WEED?"

"No, I just can't really deal with you hating me. I'm just really tired right now. Sorry."

"Huh?"

"Well suck it up. If you weren't so annoying I wouldn't hate you."

"Ok."

"Your ok answers are fucking annoying too!"

"You're the one who said to reply with ok!"

"I hate you too."

"Then why do to text me so often?"

"Then why do you answer back?"

"I hate you a little less than before."

"Fine."

"Then I lied, I don't hate you"

"Why do you even give a shit if I hate you or not?"

"We are friends. Friends don't hate each other."

"WE'RE NOT FUCKING FRIENDS!"

"With the way we text id say we are friends. So if we are friends than you can not hate me."

"No I HATE YOU!"

"Do you really?"

"What? The? Fuck?"

"Do you really hate me?"

"I'm going to fucking sleep."

":)"

"FUCK OFF"

"Goodnight Pom"