Shoto:
“Hey”
“You ok?”

Katsuki:
“Wtf? Why are you texting me at 3am?”

“Why were you screaming at 3am?”

“None of your business.”

“Was it a nightmare of some sorts because I could give you some advice to help you with that.”

“It wasn't a damn nightmare!”

“Were you scared of something?”

“I'm not scared of anything! Why tf are you even awake?”

“I couldn't fall asleep. Why are you awake?”

“Same.”

“Ok, why did you scream? I'm surprised it did not wake anyone up. Guess people are use to your screaming now.”

“Ya know what? Fuck off! I'LL KILL YOU!”

“I screamed because I was angry.”

“At 3am? Guess I should have expected that.”

“Yes at 3 fucking am. I can yell whenever I want!”

“Why were you angry?”

“Why are asking so many annoying ass questions?”

“I can't sleep, it's nice to have someone to talk to.”

“Find someone else to talk to then!”

“You're the only one awake.”

“Then get a pen pal or some shit.”

“I'd rather talk to you.”

“UGHHHHHHHHHHH”

“You're so annoying”

“But fine i'll talk to you, ONLY BECAUSE I CAN'T SLEEP EITHER”

"Well I'm glad. Why are you angry?"

"I don't want to talk about it."

"Hm, ok. How was your day?"

"The usual, people were annoying, school was boring. Except now I got a candy cane texting me!"

"I'm guessing I'm the candy cane?"

"YES YOU'RE THE FUCKING CANDY CANE"

"It's a cute nickname."

"Cute? Wtf is was suppose to be rude."

"I find it cute. You can be...pom?"

"Pom wtf?"

"Like a little angry pomeranian."

"OK 1 I'M NOTHING LIKE A POMERANIAN 2 YOU'RE HORRIBLE WITH NAMES!!!!!!%!%!!_"

"But I like it. Also, you're a lot like a little puppy you know?"

"I'M DONE TEXTING YOU!!"

"No wait."

"Leaving me on seen, really?"

"Pom im hurt."

"DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME POM"

"You're making me laugh"

"ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME??!"

"Kinda, just what you're saying"

"You're an asshole."

"Bold coming from you."

"FUCK OFFFFFF"

"Anyway i'm going to sleep now."

"Goodnight pom"

"I HATE YOU"