Today, Mario was on the computer, until he gasped at what he saw.

Mario got very excited and tapped his nose against the screen multiple times until he got an alert.

Mario: Hmm?

He stops and tries to read it.

System: VIRUS DETECTED!

Mario: Uh oh...wait! I got an idea!

He began to think to himself for a moment.

Mario: What if Mario...INSTALLS MORE VIRUSES!?

He plopped back down into his chair, smiling.

Mario: Time to kill Mario's computer!

He scrolls over to a window called InfiniteBlue and clicks open.

System: Hello, InfiniteBlue is going to destroy your pc without even an elevation. Do you want to continue? Warning! This malware works only on windows 7.

-Made By gabrik#5154-

Yes or No

Mario: Whoa! That's interesting, but I sure don't care!

He puts on his sunglasses and pressed Yes with a smile pasted on his face. He waits..

But nothing happens?

Mario: Nothings happening, still nothing....

That is until his computer went completely berserk, soon, the blue screen of death appeared.

Mario: God damn..

———

He goes to click on the file labeled MEMZ-Destructive.

Mario: Ooooh! Memes!!

Then a note pops up.

Mario: A letter?!

File: Your file has been fucked by the Memz Trojan. Your computer won't boot up again, so use it as long as you can! :D Trying to kill Memz will cause your system to be destroyed instantly, so don't try it :D

Mario: Oh! That's not a letter, that's a threat!

His computer began to glitch like crazy once again, coughing up a storm, Mario then tossed it away, it blew up.

Mario: No memes...?

He said sadly. Then Nyah Cat pops into the screen, making Mario happy again.

Mario: Yayay!!!

———

Mario clicks on another window, this time it's labeled Protactinum. Making his screen wavy and at least harmless.

Mario: Oh No! I've dealt with this three times this week already!

Then it starts to get more harmful for his software as it began to glitch and spazz out once again. Mario looks at the screen in shock.

Mario: Damn that's funky!

He smiled and danced.

It all went corrupted from then on, from Markiplier appearing with a Mario mustache and a hat, you can call him Markioplier.

———

Mario then finds another link that allowed him to spawn geese onto his desktop.

Mario: Awww! So cute!

Then it began to go off screen.

Mario: Wait, where are you going?..

The goose then pulled out a fresh Mario meme.

Meme: You just got Hey Stinky'd!!

Mario became angry and yelled.

Mario: HEY!!! NO ONE DOES THAT TO MARIO!!!!!

He smacked the goose.

Mario: Stop it!

The goose but his finger and dragged his arm away.

Mario: Ow bitch!

He was then dragged away into the abyss.

———

Mario clicks on a tab that's named Asd.exe

System: Virus has been activated :)

Mario: Screw you! I'm gonna go play Minecraft!

He scrolls to Minecraft, only for all the applications and windows to completely avoid the curser. This pissed off Mario and he gets out some extra mice. Eventually it all blew up, making the cursor and the recycling bin jump out.

Mario: Hah! Gotcha bitch!

He was about to dance to celebrate, but he was soon picked up and dropped into the recycling bin by the cursor.

Mario: Mamafucker!

———

Mario then goes onto the infamous website known as..

"You are an idiot."

The virus calls him out for being an idiot, making Mario upset, he shook it off and clicked off the website.

Mario: Well...that was easy-

Then all the other tabs began to spawn in and call Mario out. Mario became furious once again.

Mario: THATS IT!

He jumps inside the computer and copied and pasted himself over and over again, until he had an army of Marios.

Mario clones: You should go kill your self! Give someone else a piece of that oxygen!

As the Mario's kept insulting the virus, their smiles turned into frowns, they then leave, feeling the drought.

———

Mario played with virtual butterflies onto his computer, until he accidentally spawns in way too many of them, causing the lag to get worse and worse after each butterfly.

PC: INCOMING!!-

His monitor exploded, shocking Mario.

Mario: Whoa!

———

Mario traveled to the garden.

Mario: Does a butterfly really slow you down?

Will: Very much. Yes. Will is fascinated with them..

He said as a butterfly landed on his head. Another butterfly landed onto Mario's finger.

Mario: Oh-

He then began to turn into static and glitch out until he became a blue screen of death.

Will: Erm..is red plumber ok?..

Mario: That's cap.

———

Mario sits down and plays Spaghetti Maker, he pressed start, feeling excited to play.

Microsoft Windows: STEALING UR INFO LULZ!

Mario: WHA?!

———

Mario: Hey, how about this one-

Peach: Mario! It's dinner time!

Mario: Ooooh, okie dokie!

He hops up out of his seat and walks away from the computer, about to enjoy a nice dinner with his friends.

...............

The computer began to make static noises until...

A glitchy hand reached out of the screen, white glowing eyes became visible.

?: I̷̧̳̰͕̦̖̱̻̱̹̮̫̅͜'̴̨͖̪͚͉̟̅͋̀̀̅͋̿̇͆͐̈̚͜͝m̶̱̭̩̬͔̅̄́́͛̀̈̄̐́͗͐̑͝͝ ̵̢̞̭̟̯̌̊̔͐̈́͊̑́͑̎̕͠F̶͍̬̠̳̬͚̕͘r̷̫̗͔͎͕̪̹̜̳͓̰̖͘͜e̷͖̞͖̞̖̓̃̎̾̾̋̅̂͒̽̉͝ę̷͎̳̖̮̖͚̳͊̿͘͜...̶̩̗̳̣̍́

The figure crawls out and takes a few steps out of the computer, looking around at his surroundings.

?: P̸̨̛̺̜̥͖̞̮̭̑̄͗̓̀͒̅̋̈͘̚ȩ̴̯̺͇̣̤̗͔̟̼͙́͐͂̃̄̉͛̽̚̚͝r̶̡̧͈̫̣̪̞̯̭̫̻̠͕͈͑̅̽͛̇͊̂͂̕͝f̷̨̜͚̼͓̟̫̦̝̟̅̈́̍͑̄̾̑̀́͆͌̄͝ệ̴͙͍̻́͊̑̏̈̐͒c̸̢̧̧̟̥̦̥͂̃̌̈͑̐͛͋t̴̺̰̂̚,̴̡̘̼̦̲̩̼͕̬̤͓̭́͛̆̓̚ ̴̪̥̣̳͓͎͚̮̌͆͂̒̅͘͝͝n̷̦̰̠̺̹̱̝͉̯̦̟͒̚ǫ̴͙̐̈͗̌͌̏̍̀̅͒̒̇̕̚͠w̶̧̥̟̠͚͇̘͎͉͎͚̫̣͕̫̒̎̑́̐̄̈́͊̾́͝ ̷̺̹̽͋̆̓̓̍̆͗͠͝͝t̸̙̺̭̟̟̳͈̻͚̲͚̘̽̓̍́͌͋́̆̆ḩ̴̛͎̠̲̳͉̱͕̤̞̜͊̈́͑̉̉́͒͋͛͌a̴̢͕̦̤͙̻̦̱̖͊͂͜ͅť̸͖̗͚̲̖͚̬̪̠͈̞͙̦̩̀͐͂͋͗̄̌̊ͅ ̴͈̭͇͇̦͇͗̾̾͘Ẕ̷͕̻͈̲̣͙̤̟̤̳̦̞̔ī̴̛̛͍̞͉̜̤͈̇̅͝r̶̹͎̫̻̠͓͉̥̟̜͈̦̤͖̿̇̓̈́̓̅͑̎͆̈́̾̈́͋͋͜a̷̛̻̤̭͔͗͒̐̿͌̂̅̍̑͗̎̆̾x̶̘̍̐̑͗̈́́̉͊̓̅͌̓͘͠ ̸̡̱̰̖̬̞̮̀̔̏̈͗͘͠i̶̠̹̭̬͉͍̳̩̣͚͔̻͗̽̆́̐͐ş̸̧̬̗̗̻͔̻̑͌̍̀̊̕̚ņ̸̨̲͎̜̥̳͎̥͉̫͗̏ͅ'̶̡̙̜͕̞͖͉͗̅͗̄̕t̷̡͎͍̩̥͕̠̬̮̟̺̰̖͇̲͑̂̿̏́̑̔͐͘͠͠ ̴̨̰̩̩͚̖̝̪̞̲͔̝̦̀͌̍̓̉̾̔͆̈̈̐̿͜͝ḩ̸̡̨͓̜̞̣̺͉͈̠͈͌̄͆̆̅́̌̓͗̓͒́̈̚͝e̵̢̡̲͚̝̜̭͖̱̅́̊̒̓̍́͆͐̈́͘̚̚͝͠r̸̡͖̜̼̳͇̱̬̟̼̙̟̀̓͐̂̓͊͝e̶̡͔̠͉̝͇̞̠̪͐͗̓͆̈́͆͊͊͌͠ ̵̧̧̱̺̻͇̗̞͚̊̄̔̈́̔̈́̾̆̑̈͘̕͘͝͝t̸̳͍̠̱̽̅͛̾͊͆̅̒̎̚ò̶̞̪͛̀̒̈ ̷̨̤͖̘̤̣̬͎͈̻̤̺̆̈́̈́̃͆̃́͑͜s̷͚̲̳͕͉̉̿̾͒̽̅̈̀̾́͊̚͝ͅt̵̼̗̱͐̐̿̆̏̎͝o̶̡̠͉̰̗͈̩̙͙̯̥͑̓̀̂͋̃̓̕͝p̵̟͈̙̗̦͔̲̞̩͉̹͔͓͈͆̆̅͌̑ ̴̛̩͉̯̬̦͉͐͗̋́̎̍͌̅̆̓͐͘͜m̵̡̡̘̠͖̊̀̾̾͋̅ê̷̛̱̯̫̹̳̣͈̟̗͛̇̕̕̕,̵̪̙̳̗͉͙͍̀̅̿̆̑̀̇̑̂͑͝ ̸͎̓͆͋̉̄̈́͗̓̆͘̚͝n̴̡̞̜̭̂̈̾̈͐̏̓̂̊͂̾͑̀̈́̚o̵̮̝͕̜̰̜̞̓̈̿͗̌̏̄̌̿̽̃̕͝ ̷̗̼̱̺͈̖͈̼͎̠͍̄͂̀̋̓̃̎ó̴̖̖͔̣̲̼̀̆̑̌̀̕͝n̷̢͓̝̱̯̩̪͇̰͔̲̈̿̌̉͗̔̅̉̒̔̐ḛ̷̢̨̧̝͚̞͕̼̜̮͆͋̍̓̏͜ ̸͕͔͊̓̄̈́͛̄̂́̃̿͗͂̕ç̷͈͕̙̓̌͐̈́͗̈́̃͊̉̃̂̽̀̕̚a̸̲̱͕͔̱͙̋̅̇ṋ̴̣̥͙͍̝̮̟̍̌̋̀̿̏̏͒̑̈́̚͘̕.̵̤͑͆̊̂̊̓̓̽́̎̓͒͝.̵̧̢̯̪̙̻̯̮̟̼͂̓̓̚ͅ

The lights flicker, and he was gone without a trace.

———

Mario came back after eating. He discovered a purple gorilla typing a letter to his buddies.

Mario: Hmm?

Bonzi: Ah! Hello! I'm Bonzi! I don't think even been properly introduced!

Mario: What are you doin big monke?

Bonzi: Ah. Nothing.

He clicks send.

———

SMG4: Hmm? A message from Mario, I wonder what it is-

He opens it up, and immediately regrets it. He goes over to a bucket to vomit.

———

Beta gets a message.

Beta: Ugh..can't they see I'm busy getting Tari that-

He looks at his phone and read the message to himself.

Beta:........dies from gayness.....

———

Y/N: Mario? I wonder what he sent-

You froze at the horror..

Meggy: What's wrong?

Y/N: Y-you don't wanna know........

Meggy: Is it something bad?..

Y/N: Y-yes...

Meggy: Oh god...it's from Bob isn't it?..

Y/N: No..Mario...

Meggy: Great..

She takes your phone out of your hand and takes a look.

Meggy: It can't be that....bad?...

She smiled and grabbed a blowtorch and sets herself on fire.

Y/N: MEGGY NO!

You threw a splash potion of fire resistance on her, she pans to you.

Meggy: Why?...

Y/N: Because I don't wanna see my Megster be BBQ'd, you're already hot enough.

Meggy blushed and squealed, hiding her eyes under her beanie.

Meggy: T-Thank you...

———

Bethany's phone goes off.

Beth: I wonder who that could be.

?: Beth, who's texting?

Beth: It's just a friend! I'll be there to help in a moment!

She opens the message.

Beth: Oh. My. God.

She dropped her phone in a blender and shredded it, and jumped off the balcony.

Beth: Welp, It wasn't worth it, time to see Desti and Zirax-

———

Mario leaves the computer room to get another plate of spaghetti, Bonzi was seen in the background, shoved into a Springsuit.

Tinker: Hello M-Mario...

Mario: Oh! Hello there tin man! Have you seen my spaghetti?

Tinker: I have not..

Mario: Oh. Ok. Bye bye!

He waved as he left, Tinker stared at him for a long period of time before looking another way and went to the computer room.

———

Mario: Ah! There's the spaghetti!

Then a Beta-Like figure popped out of nowhere and crushed the spaghetti in his hands.

?: S̶̞̀̆͌̿̔̍̅͊̃̚Ủ̷̡͍͖̭͑̅͐̿̉͗͛̍̊̒̈́͘͘P̴̢͍̖̦̳̣̦͎̝̃̉̌̿̏͆̎̓͗̆́͊ ̴̨͉̼̭̈́S̸̢̛̩̜̙͇̹̯̳͂̎͛̀̿̄̔̋̅̈́͐͌͋ͅȖ̸̗͎͓͋̓̐̒͆͛̀̽͊̉̃͒C̵̺̩̲͑̈́̌K̶̢̮͎̜̼̰̠̭̫̺̮͇̹̊́̓̀̆̿̚͜Ĕ̵̢̯̬͖̤̞̝̮̞̣͕͎̜̉̾̆͒̿̊͘͝Ŗ̸͇̬͎̺̯̬͉̖͈̋̊͌̀͑̓̽̂͗͌͜͝!̴̞͎͋̓͊̾̄̎͆̈̇̚͠

Mario: OH JESUS CHRIST-

(Don't mess with Viruses.)