Mario Screws In A Light Bulb

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It all starts off as Mario, SMG4, Y/N & Beta were all playing Mario Kart. So far, you were in second place as SMG4 was in first, Beta in third and Mario was struggling to keep up.

Mario: C'mon!!!

Beta: My god you suck at this..

He rammed Mario into a mountain, causing him to fly out of bounds and crashing. SMG4 and you reached the finish line, as Beta reached it.

Y/N: Oh yeah!!

SMG4: IN YO FACE!

Beta: That was too eas-

Mario: YOU CHEATED!

He strangled Beta.

Beta: L-LET GO OF ME!- GAH!

Y/N: Mario! Calm down! He didn't cheat!

SMG4: Yeah! You need to get good! You can't blame him!

Mario: Yes I can!

Beta then kicked him in the groin.

Beta: Well now you can't cheat on anyone if you can't have kids.

Mario fell over like a statue.

Beta: Well that covers it..

Y/N: I think you broke him.

Beta: I know. That's why I did that.

Mario then gets back up and uppercuts Beta into the ceiling.

Beta: WHAT THE-

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He ends up getting shocked into the lightbulb above, being electrocuted, he screams out in agony.

Y/N: DEAR GOD MARIO!

SMG4: BETA!

The lightbulb breaks, Beta fell back down, landing on Mario. He shakes and jolts.

Y/N: Are you ok?..

Beta: Y-yeah!..Just shocked, literally.

SMG4: Well funny guy, good pun. But now we have a problem.

Beta: And that would be?..

He points upward, you all look up and see that the lightbulb is shattered off.

Y/N: Oh..

Beta: I see..so, a new lightbulb?

SMG4: Yep, I'll go get the ladder.

He grabbed a ladder from his back pocket and sets it up.

Y/N: How big is your back pocket?

Beta: No, I think that's his ass.

SMG4: Hey! Come on now, can you both help me out with this?

Beta and you nod.

Y/N: Yeah, we'll help out.

You two hold the sides of the ladder as he climbed up.

Beta: So. Where's Meggy today?

Y/N: Out with the girls.

Beta: I see, so that's what happened to Tari.

Y/N: Yep.. I wonder what they're talking about.

Beta: Not sure.

Then a broken lightbulb fell off of Beta's head.

Beta: Do you mind?..

SMG4: Sorry! It slipped!

Beta: I call bullshit on that.

Y/N: Are you sure it slipped?

SMG4: Yeah! It did! These gloves are all greased up.

Beta: Sounds wrong but okay.

SMG4: I almost got this one screwed in..juuuust wait..

He struggles to screw it in.

SMG4: Damn it..

Y/N: What's wrong?..

SMG4: The stupid bulb won't screw in!

Beta: Well shove it in!

SMG4: That's what she said-

Beta: I'll climb up that ladder myself and do it..

SMG4: Okay!!!

He panics and shoved the lightbulb in. But...

The entire kingdom went out of power.

Saiko: Huh?!

Meggy: What happened?

Tari: I don't know but I don't like this..

Saiko: I swear..if the boys did something stupid again, they're gonna be meeting the face of my hammer..

Meggy: Let's find out ourselves.

———

Skully opens his door.

Skully: Uh..why's my room out?..

Y/N: This bootleg lightbulb destroyed our power..

Skully: Ah. I see. Why didn't you come to me? I have spares in the basement I just bought last week.

Y/N: We didn't think about it..sorry.

Skully: It's fine Champ. I'll hold a ladder and you can screw in the lightbulb, but if you want to hold it, then I can screw it in, it's totally up to you.

Y/N: Hmm. I'll screw it in.

Skully: Alright. Sounds like a plan.

You two go into the living room.

Beta: Well look what the cat dragged in.

Skully: You too Beta. You too..

SMG4: Lightbulbs out.

Skully: I'm aware.

Mario: Can you fix me some spaghetti?

Beta:...Is that really what you're fucking thinking about?

Y/N: I'll go get the light..

Boos then spawn in..

Y/N: ...Bulb...

SMG4: Crap..

Skully: Uhhh, can we help you?..

The Boos just stare at them.

Boos: Good Evening.

SMG4: Wow. I hate that.

Beta: Da fuck?

Boos: You get no bitches!

SMG4 attempts to attack a boo, only to get stuck into it and launched into a wall. The boo starts laughing at him.

Skully: So..you wanna play that game?

Y/N: Let's do this..

You two attempt to attack them, only to have them sucked away by some force.

Boos: *Screaming Intensifies*

They got sucked into Luigi's vacuum.

SMG4 gets himself unstuck.

SMG4/Mario: Huh?/Hmm?

Luigi: You guys call for a ghostbuster?

Mario:...No, not really.

Y/N: Hang on, he could help us!

SMG4: Y/N's right! We're so happy to see you Luigi! We just wanted to replace a lightbulb and now the power's out.

Luigi: I know, then answer is..

He then pulls out a brightly glowing lightbulb.

Luigi: This Giant Super Lightbulb!

Beta: Wow...what an original name..

Luigi: Hush! In the basement, there's there's a socket we have to screw this into.

....

SMG4: Wow, that's pretty convenient that you had this on you then, huh?

Luigi: After all this waiting...it's finally time for..New Super Luigi Mansion 4!

Then out of nowhere. A shadow takes him away and burps out his vacuum and lightbulb.

Beta:...The fuck was that?..

Skully: I don't know..but hey! We got a lightbulb and a vacuum.

Y/N: I got the lightbulb.

SMG4: I got the vacuum.

You all run and grab the two things you needed and run towards the basement. Seeing a whole bunch of ghosts everywhere until they pause when they see you.

Boo: Get the motherfucker!

They all storm towards you.

Y/N: DEAR GOD! GLITCHY! THE VACUUM!!

SMG4 turns on the vacuum and sucks in all the ghosts, along with Toad.

Mario: Piece of cake!

SMG4: Indeed..

King Boo the appears with more ghosts.

King Boo: Well now you're gonna get it motherfucker!

You all scream again and start running down the hallway away from them.

Clown: Want penis enlargement pills?

Mario gets an idea and stops running, he throws the clown at the ghosts, they all just sat there, looking at the clown, then they saw the pills and began eating away like it's an all you can eat buffet.

Beta: Ugh. Desperate ghosts..

King Boo: Surprise!!

Beta: SHIIIT!

They continued to run until the meet a dead end.

Y/N: No!

Skully: Now what?!

Mario gets scared and pulls out an oversized thumbtack, which punctured King Boo.

King Boo: Oh. Ok.

He began to deflate like a balloon, which made Mario and Beta laugh at him. He lays there all flattened out in front of the clown.

Clown: Haha, defeated now beotch?!

He picked up a pill and fed it to King Boo, which made him inflate again. You all were pure terrified once again.

King Boo: I'm about to whoop somebody's ass..

He charges at you all, you then all leap out of the way.

King Boo: GET IN MAH BELLY!

You all continue to run until you reach the lighting room.

Mario: Y/N!! THERE IT IS!!

Y/N: RIGHT!

You see it and run towards the machine. You climb on top of it and screw it in.

Y/N: Hah! We win!!

But it was still dark..

King Boo:......

SMG4: Uhh..

Mario: Is something meant to happen?..

Skully: What's going on?

Beta: Is it not working?..

Y/N: Uh..excuse me for one second..

You turn around and strangle the bulb.

Y/N: WORK YOU PIECE OF SHIT-

It shattered.

Y/N: Oh fuck..

King Boo laughs at your failure and drifts towards you.

Beta: Back the fuck off!!

He threw his scythe at him, but it went straight through him.

King Boo: Move bitch! Get out the way!

He launched Beta into a wall.

SMG4 attempted to suck King Boo in his vacuum, but that didn't seem to work.

Vacuum: Cannot Sook.

SMG4: God damn it..

Then the vacuum began to shake, you all look at it with confused expressions until Toad popped out of it.

Toad: FREEEDOMM!!

He then turns to Mario and SMG4.

Toad: OI YOU JERKS THATS THE LAST STRAW! IM SICK AND TIRED OF BEING USED AS A PROP!

Mario ignores Toad's rant and picks him up.

Toad: YOURE LUCKY I DONT KICK YOUR- HEY PUT ME DOWN!!

He kicks the old lightbulb out of the socket and placed Toad in there instead.

Skully: How's this supposed to work-

Mario: Shh!

Toad then felt something..something powerful.

Toad: Can I get a..HUUUUUYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The room turns bright white for a moment. Then..

The power was back on.

———

Sniper was blinded by his lamp.

Sniper: OH GOD!

———

Simon was trying to fix his lights until this happens.

Simon: Wait..maybe the wire was misplaced-

Then the lightbulb came back on.

Simon: Oh! Nevermind..

It became brighter and brighter by the second.

Simon: No, no no no no NOOOOOO-

———

Everything was now back to normal. Toad climbed out of the socket with fire on him, he flopped down like a ragdoll and laid there.

Mario: I did it! I saved the world!

Then the girls came back.

Meggy: Who broke the power?!

Y/N: Uhhh..

SMG4 and Mario then points at you.

Mario/SMG4: HE DID IT!

Y/N: Well as you can see here- WHAT?!

Skully: Actually, there's an explanation for this, right?

Beta: It was Mario you doofus!

He said pulling a brick out of his ass.

Y/N: Yeah! It was him!!

Saiko: Alright, thanks for being honest boys..Mario, SMG4..you're both coming with me.

She grabbed them both by the ears and dragged them away.

Meggy: So..all this over a lightbulb situation?

Y/N: Yep..

Beta: I've got bricks shoved up my ass! Reminds me of the time where I saw Skully attempted to make his own Gameboy, the Wi-Fi is dogshit! The games in it are bootleg roblox games! And the Eshop?!. FUCKIN ADDONS THAT INCLUDE SPLAT TIM VS FRENCH FRYE: ENDGAME! NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT SHIT!

Skully facepalms.

Skully: *Sigh* He's never gonna let me live that down..is he?..

(Well then! That was insane!)

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