The Mushroom Kingdom's Tournament

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You are all standing around, wondering what the challenges were, that is until SMG4 reveals them.

SMG4: HERE ARE YOUR CHALLENGES!! GOOD LUCK!

Challenge 1

Bowser vs DJ Funk-Dolphin

DJ Funk-Dolphin: This is gonna be ea-say!

He continued to listen to music on his headphones.

Bowser: Pfft, I've been doing this since 1985.

He ignored Bowser.

Bowser: Are you listening?..

DJ Funk-Dolphin: *Vibes out to Scary Monsters & Nice Sprites*

Bowser: DJ!

Bowser threw his headphones away.

DJ Funk-Dolphin: Not cool bro! I was listening to my jam!

He then got out a jar of strawberry jam and chugged it down. After he got done, he threw the glass jar at Bob.

Bob: My SeXy EyEs!!

———

Bowser and DJ were now in the castle, watching Y/N as he was reading a book.

Meggy: I'll be right back Y/N.

Y/N: Where are you going?

Meggy: Just into the kitchen, I'm kinda hungry, want some ramen?

Y/N: Sure, sounds good.

Meggy: Alright Cutie, you stay put and I'll be back.

She kissed him on the forehead.

DJ Funk-Dolphin: Ugh, love..makes me wanna vomit.

Bowser: Oh come on, that's cute..

DJ Funk-Dolphin: I'm not a romance guy, I'm a rhythm guy~

Bowser: Okay dancy pants, go ahead and kidnap Y/N.

DJ Funk-Dolphin: As you wish Fat Turtle.

Bowser: Hey!

The DJ skipped over to Y/N and picked him up.

Y/N: What the?!

DJ Funk-Dolphin: Hah! Got em-

Then, he felt someone grab him by the tail.

Meggy:.....

DJ Funk-Dolphin: Oh. Ok.

-Bowser's Turn!-

DJ was in a wheelchair, pouting.

DJ Funk-Dolphin: I can't believe I got my butt kicked by a midget..

Bowser: I get beaten by a midget every time in my game franchise, you'll learn. Watch.

Bowser came bursting through the castle with his ship and grabbed Y/N.

Meggy: WHAT THE?! BOWSER!!!!!

Y/N: HELP!

DJ Funk-Dolphin: Aw come on! That's bull crap! You didn't say we could use vehicles!!

Bowser: Sucks to be you! HAH!

He flew away.

Meggy: Great..now what-

She then looked at the DJ with a sinister glare.

DJ Funk-Dolphin: Uh..what?..

Meggy slowly approached him and pulled out a hockey stick.

DJ Funk-Dolphin: NO DON'T YOU DARE-

-Bowser Wins!-

Challenge 2

Y/N vs Mario

Y/N: You're on Mario!

Mario: Mario's gonna get you!

SMG4: You both get five minutes to make your meme! The subject for this meme is Gen Z! Go!

Both you and Mario began to create your meme. You grabbed a spoonful of dankness, a pinch of salt, a teaspoon of meme-juice and a bucket of Gen Z.

Y/N: Perfect.

You look over at Mario, who was only hammering down the ingredients with a mallet.

Y/N: What the heck are you doing?..

Mario: Mario's making a meme!!

By the time you were both done, SMG4 stopped the watch.

SMG4: AND TIME!

He goes over to check both of your works.

SMG4: Hmmmm...what's this meme?

Y/N: It's a brilliant one Glitchy, I think you might like it!

SMG4: Hmmm...

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

SMG4: Eh..I've seen better. Moving on!

He goes over and finds Mario finishing up his meme.

SMG4: Okay Mario. What's your meme?

Mario just shows him this.

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

SMG4: PFFT, HAH! O-Okay! Best meme right here!

He said cracking up.

Y/N: WHAT?!

SMG4: Sorry, but this one goes to Mario!

Mario: Haha!

Y/N: Aw come on!

-Mario Wins!-

Challenge 3

Kaizo vs Peach


Kaizo was up first, surviving against the animatronics in the pizzeria, or should I say, spaghettiria?

Kaizo: Okay. What time is it?

Freddy: It's raping time~

Kaizo: HELL NAH!

He quickly closes the door, until Foxy got in.

Foxy: Gotcha bitch!

Kaizo: Damn it!!

-Peach's Turn!-

Peach simply just sat there, until Bonnie came in.

Bonnie: OH MY GOD JUSTIN BIEBER-

She threw her frying pan at Bonnie, knocking him out.

Bonnie: Oh shit!

Freddy: Hey there buddy how's it going-

Peach then threw a monitor at Freddy.

Freddy: My Fazballs! AAUGH-

He turns into a bonus duck.

Chica: Pizza!

Peach tossed her a pizza box, it landed on Foxy.

Foxy: Arg, what the fuck is this-

Chica: PIZZZAAAAAAA

She tackled Foxy down.

Foxy: AH JESUS CRHIST AH FUCK-

-Many hours later-

The clock hits 6 AM.

Peach: Did I win?

-Peach Wins!-

Challenge 4

Melony vs Toad


Melony: *Yawn* Nighty night...

She passes out, cuddling an Axol plushie, Toad immediately gave up.

Toad: Okay, there's no way I'm winning this, so I'm taking the L.

He leaves.

-Melony Wins!-

Challenge 5

Peach vs Meggy

Peach and Meggy sat there. Bored.

Meggy: When can I see Y/N?..

Peach: Once you give up.

Meggy: Hell no, I'm not giving up, don't you have Mario to be making out with?

Peach: He only makes out with Spaghetti.

Meggy: I saw him with a body pillow of you once.

Peach: WHAT?! MARIO!!!

She gets up and grabbed him by the overalls.

Mario: WHA?!

Peach: YOU'RE DEAD NOW!

She dragged him away.

Meggy: *Giggled* Got her.

-Meggy Wins!-

Challenge 6

Y/N vs Beta

Y/N and Beta stare each other down. You draw your sword, as Beta drew is scythe.

Y/N: Ready for this?..

Beta: Depends. Ready to get your ass kicked?..

You smile.

A/N: This is gonna get messy..

The two run into each other and start to clash blades.

Beta: You're no match for me Y/N..

Y/N: Really? I can beat you in arm wrestling.

Beta: I was taking it easy on ya..

Y/N: Is that so?..

Beta: Watch this.

You block his attack, but he faked that swing and caught you by the shirt and launched you into a bookshelf.

Beta: Hmhm..Gotcha..

He slowly approached.

Y/N: J-Jesus!

You get up and saw he was about to land the final blow, you rolled away as the blade crashed down and got stuck in the ground.

Beta: What the?!-

You get up and swiftly kick him in the face, he stumbled and puts his fists up. You swung at him to which he blocked and rammed you into a wall, knocking you both down, you quickly get up and punch him in the face, he recovered quickly and swept you off your feet with his tail, before you could land on the ground, he kicks you across the room.

Y/N: Ow..

Beta: Surrender?

Y/N: Good one.

You hop up on your feet and get close to him again.

Y/N: Do you yield?..

Beta: *Chuckles* I do not!

He goes to punch you, but you grab his arm.

Beta: Huh?!

You quickly turn around and lift him up on your back and throw him in front of you, he lands on the ground.

Y/N: Give up yet?..

Beta gets up.

Beta: Fine, so be it, wanna play violent?! LETS DO THIS!

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

(Song doesn't belong to me, thought this might fit tho)

You two stare each other down again.

(Start at 0:06)

Y/N punched Beta in the gut, Beta recovers and headbutts Y/N away and kicked his knee down. Beta then grabbed a light bulb and shattered it on your head, making you fall.

Y/N: OW!

You immediately get back up and grab a telephone and smash it in his face, flinging him into the wall. He slowly recovered, he now had a massive bruise on his face.

Beta: Now you've fucked up!

He charges up his atomic breath and breathed it at you, to which you were running and avoiding his beam, he stops as you jumped off the couch, but hits you in mid air on the shoulder, you felt the white hot sizzling pain as your flesh started to burn.

Y/N: FUUUUCK!!

Beta: And that's how you school a fucker.

He went to grab you again, you saw a controller on the ground and grabbed it, once he picked you up, you slammed that controller against his face, making him let go of you, dropping you.

Beta: You just don't know when to quit, do ya?..

You get up and go to hit him again, but you were blinded by pepper spray and got sent back to the ground again.

Y/N: FUCKING HELL!!

Beta: HOW DOES THAT FUCKING FEEL BITCH!!

He kept spraying you until the can ran out, so he grabbed you by the collar and began to beat you senseless in the face with that empty can, leaving a black eye, scares bruises and a bloody nose, you headbutt him in the nose, giving him a bloody nose, he took his finger and looked at the blood, then back at you. He was seriously pissed now.

-Few Hours Later-

You both were out of breath, panting, injured badly and still standing.

You had your bleeding nose, very red eyes, cuts littering your face, a black eye and particles of the lightbulb still in your hair.

Beta has a injures as well, from the massive bruises he had on his left cheek, a broken tooth, three scars, one on his eye, and two across his mouth and a busted knee cap.

You two yet again stumble at eachother, grabbing each other's arms. You break his back, causing him to yell in pain, he does the same to you, you yell in pain as well. You both shove each other back, then clenched your fists and limp towards each other for one swift punch in the face, you both fall to the ground at the same time.

-Tie!-

Challenge 7

Kirby vs Whimpu


-Whimpu's Turn!-

Whimpu finds Saiko sitting on the beach, tense and wanting to harm the citizens, so he goes to calm her down before she tries anything.

Whimpu: S-Saiko?..

Saiko:.......

Whimpu: Saiko..please don't hurt anyone..please?...

Saiko:........

Whimpu: Are you listening?-

Saiko launched him into the galaxy with her hammer.

-Kirby's Turn!-

Kirby had an idea and inhaled Saiko into his mouth and drops her into a cage.

Saiko: HEY LET ME OUT!!

Kirby: No! Calm down!

Saiko: I SAID LET ME OUT!!

Kirby: I SAID NO!

Kirby threw down a pokèball down.

Jigglypuff: Jigglypuff?

Kirby: Put her to sleep!!

Jigglypuff nods and began to peacefully sing, slowly calming her down, soon she began to stumble and fall asleep.

Kirby: Yea boi.

-Kirby Wins!-

Challenge 8

Nintendo vs Non-Nintendo

Everyone sat down to watch WebToon's boyfriends.

Y/N: Webtoons?

Beta: Sounds like a foreign Disney website.

Percy: Maybe it's good.

Meggy: Let's find out.

SMG4 clicks on episode 1.

-Literally five seconds in-

Everyone:

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

Everyone blows up, except for one, who seemed very interested in this.

Luigi: O h Y e a h !

-Luigi Wins!-

Challenge 9

Nintendo vs Non-Nintendo

You all watch as Shaggy charges up is godly like powers. Everyone readied up and prepared for battle.

Shaggy: Like let's do this!!

Y/N: BRING IT ON!

Shaggy didn't hesitate and bolted straight for you, you duck under his charge and he hit Mark off the stage.

Leo: Welp.

Shaggy: LIKE TIME TO DIE-

Skully: Wait, wait.

He pauses as everyone looks at him.

Skully: Ahem.

He pulls a sandwich out of his pocket, making Shaggy's mouth water.

Shaggy: L-like..is that a-

Skully: Combo Sandwich? Why yes, layered with grilled onions, fresh juicy lobster with melted butter, tender ham, Smokey rich roast beef, fresh cut lettuce, with crackling bacon and cheese, and to top it off, hot chili peppers.

Shaggy:

Skully: You want it?..

Shaggy: Yes!!!

Skully: Are you sure?

Shaggy: YES!

Skully: Hmmm..I don't know, Y/N? Do you think he wants it?

Y/N: Hmm, now that you say that, I don't know, I think this should go to Mario.

Mario: Ooooh!!

Shaggy: NO! PLEASE! I WANT IT!!

Y/N: Hmmm, okay! Hand me the sandwich.

Skully hands you it.

Y/N: I'll give you this.

Shaggy: YAY-

Y/N: But.

Shaggy: Aw.

Y/N: You must promise to not fight anyone else, got it?

Shaggy nodded violently.

Y/N: Okay, here you go.

You chucked the sandwich off the battlefield, he immediately flies down and chases it.

-Tie!-

Challenge 10

Mario vs Beta

They stand in front of each other. Staring eachother down.

Beta: Mario..

Mario: Beta..

They then took a stance.

Beta: Let's go!

Mario: Oh It's on asshole!

———

Beta was helping Tari make a sandwich.

Tari: Hey Beta, you're slightly taller than me, mind getting me the gamer bread?

Beta: Sure!

He reached for the bread, once he got it, he did a backflip back to Tari.

Tari: Thanks love.

She takes the bread without noticing the flip.

Beta: You're welcome babe.

He pecked her cheek, making her giggle and blush.

———

You and Meggy were having a conversation, while Beta and Mario were fighting over a bowl of spaghetti in the background.

Y/N: So. How did training go?

Meggy: It was great! I finally found the leaderboards of champions! Turns out I'm number three on the leaderboard of all time!

Y/N: That's great!!

Meggy: Yeah!

You both hug eachother as Mario and Beta were continuing to fight over the spaghetti.

Beta: You don't need it!

Mario: YES I DO!

Beta: NO YOU DON'T!

Mario: YES!

Beta: NO!

Meggy turns around, to see Mario and Beta just standing there, acting normal.

Meggy: Huh..

Y/N: What?

Meggy: Nevermind, I thought I heard something..

Beta: Hello!

Mario: It's a me! Mario!

Beta: And It's me, Uhhhh...DatBigChad345!

Y/N: Uhhh?..

Beta: What? Or was my screen name MrRi-

A/N: STAP!

-Tie!-

Challenge 11

Luigi vs Tari

Luigi and Tari were shaking in fear inside the haunted mansion.

Tari: O-okay, w-we're h-h-here.. c-can I g-g-g-go home n-now?..

A ghost then jumped out and scared Tari.

Tari: *Screaming intensifies*

She screamed and ran away in terror. Luigi grabbed his vacuum and sucked the ghost in.

Ghost: Shiiiiiiiiit-

Luigi: Go Wee gee! Go wee gee! Lucky me!

-Luigi Wins!-

Challenge 12

Bob vs Shroomy

Bob: YoU aRe GoNnA gEt ReKt MuShRoOm BoY!

Shroomy: By the power of boot camp! You will be the dirt at the bottom of my combat boots!

———

Bob was waiting for his victim to walk under the piano.

Bob: CoMe To UnClE bObBy!

He continued to look through his binoculars, he then got distracted by some girls on the beach in their bikinis.

Bob: WoW wHaT a LoVelY vIeW!

He then looked down and spots Simon walking by, unfortunately he got dumped by a girl because of his hair problems.

Simon: *Sigh* I wish I didn't have fleas..

Bob: SwIgGiTy SwOoTy! Im CoMiNg FoR dA bOoTy!

Dropped a piano on Simon, he heard something falling and jumped out of the way. He looked behind him.

Simon: The heck?..

Bob: DaMn It! YoU mOvEd!

———

Shroomy: My turn!!

He skips along his camp.

Shroomy: Okay! March this way troops!

The troops and scouts march into a cave, after they went in, he sealed up the cave and looked at the sign next to him, reading off:

Danger!

Grizzly Bears roam these caves! No food allowed!

Shroomy: Hehe! I did it!

-Shroomy Wins!-

Challenge 13

Beth vs SMG3

SMG4: Alright you two! Time to make a meme! This time, the topic is..Classic!

Beth: Oh..okay.

SMG3: Too easy..

SMG4: Aaaand BEGIN!

Both of them began to work on their meme, SMG3 was calmly crafting his meme. Beth was frantically looking for her ingredients for making a classic meme.

Beth: Which one was it..come on Beth! Think you're an artist-

Then she smiled.

Beth: Riiight..I am an artist..and with my skills, I shall make the perfect classical meme there is..

She began to put in the ingredients and mix them up in a pot.

SMG3: You might as well give up squid girl, no way you're beating a meme guardian.

Beth: We'll see about that..

They soon get done with their meme they've cooked up.

SMG4: TIME!

They stand up and wait for his approval.

SMG4: Hmmmm...

He checks Beth's First, and saw this.

SMG4: Hmmmm...

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

SMG4: Heeeey, I remember this meme! God I miss the 2010 era of YouTube..

Beth: I bet you do.

SMG4: Now, SMG3?

SMG3: Take a look if you dare..

He takes a glance.

SMG4: Oh..I remember that..

SMG3: Yep. So? Who wins?

SMG4: I-I..I don't know..I guess it's a tie!

Beth and SMG3 look at eachother.

Beth: Well you did great.

SMG3: Eh, you weren't half bad.

They shake hands.

-Tie!-

Challenge 14

Mark vs Skully

Skully: You're on- who are you again?

Mark: I'm just the inkling that's gonna beat your bony ass!

Skully: Can't be takin shit when you're full of it already.

Mark: Oh! Okay!! Now you're really going down!

Skully: Yeah? You gonna whoop me or something?

Mark: Let's just get this over with..

-Skully's Turn!-

Skully: *Sigh* As much as I hate hurting my friends feelings, it's gotta be done, it's gonna hurt me a lot more than it's gonna hurt him though.

He approached Y/N, sitting next to him.

Y/N: Hey Skully, where have you been today?

Skully: I've been taking photos of a huge and beefy cow.

Y/N:..What?..

Skully: Oh! Right, that was your sister, Nevermind.

Y/N: . . .

Skully: Oh crap...I broke him..Way to go genius..

-Mark's Turn!-

Mark confidently sat down with Y/N.

Y/N: Hey.

Mark: Sup..

He smirked evilly and said these words to you.

Mark: I must say, I loved that time where I went through and started humping your Meggy plush.

You immediately glare at him.

Y/N: What did you just say?..

Mark: Your Meggy Plush! Now when you sleep at night, she'll be thinking of me~

Y/N:..Is that so?...

Mark: Yep..

Y/N:....

Mark:....

———

Y/N was now seen carrying a body bag out into the garbage.

Y/N: No one needs to know about this.

Skully felt very bad and got you ice cream of your choice. You accepted his apology, relieving him.

-Skully Wins!-

Challenge 15

Y/N vs Donkey Kong

Y/N: What the?..

You look up and see Meggy tied up again, with an old version of Donkey Kong holding barrels.

Y/N: Are you seriously kidding me right now?..

Meggy: *Sigh* This crap again?!

1981 Donkey Kong:

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

Y/N: This brings back memories now, Mario said something about this guy-

Meggy: Y/N! LOOK OUT!

You look above you and see a barrel landing straight on top of you, you quickly leap out of the way.

Y/N: JESUS!

Meggy: ARE YOU OK?!

Y/N: Yeah! I'm fine! Phew..

You began to walk towards the ladder and climb your way upwards.

Y/N: Sit tight Meggy, I'm coming!

Meggy: Okay!

More barrels head your way, you jump over one, sliced one in half with your sword and the third one was launched into the fourth one.

You put your sword away and climb up the next set of ladders, making to the next floor.

Y/N: Second floor, here I am..

You find a little fireball, it spots you and began making its way towards you, you jump over it and backstab it. Then you used a broken ladder to swing yourself up to the third floor.

You kicked a barrel into another fire enemy, flattening it. You then see another barrel and run up to it and jump off it, doing a backflip up onto the fourth floor.

Then you see more barrels heading your way, so you used the other broken ladder to swing and jump over the barrel cluster, now climbing up to the fifth floor, one more floor and you reach DK.

Again, slaying through barrels and fireballs, you finally make it to the top floor.

Meggy: Y/N!

Donkey Kong then held a barrel, he threw it at you, knocking you off, luckily you grabbed onto the ledge.

Y/N: WHOA!

Meggy: NO!

Donkey Kong then approached.

Y/N: Donkey Kong!! Pl-please!! Help me!!

You were struggling to get up. He grabbed your hands and looked you in the eyes.

1981 Donkey Kong: Long live the king..

Your pupils shrink and he threw you off.

Y/N: AAAAAAAH-

Meggy: NOOOO!

Donkey Kong smiled with confidence, he walked back to grab Meggy, but heard something, he looks back and saw him again. Climbing back up with his sword.

1981 Donkey Kong: Huh?

Y/N: Night-Night..

In slow motion, he threw a barrel straight at you, so you launched your sword, it slices through the barrel with ease, splitting it in half, Donkey Kong stared in shock as the sword plunged into his chest. Causing him to freeze.

1981 Donkey Kong:......

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

Defeated, you climb up the ladder and untie Meggy, she hugged you close and tight.

Y/N: That was a nice speed run.

Meggy: Really? I was impressed when you did those flips and stunts over those barrels.

Y/N: It was tough, but since my training with you, I think it's all paid off.

Meggy: Good thing you have a good coach.

She winked.

Y/N: Of course.

You smiled.

Challenge 16

Y/N vs Wario

Wario: Wahahaha! That's-a too easy!

Y/N: Yeah? Wasn't so easy for Waluigi, now was it?

Wario:..................why?.....

———

You sneak out and blow up a fire hydrant, looking around, you saw no Officer Meggy nor Monitor in sight.

Y/N: Phew.

Wario: Hah! Watch and learn rookie!

He threw an empty bucket of chicken in the streets, that ended up backfiring as a police car ran over the bucket, a piece of it got onto the windshield and crashed into a land post.

Y/N: You've fucked up now.

Meggy gets out and glared at Wario.

Meggy: CMERE BOY!

Wario: WAAAAAAA

She began to chase Wario around, as you stood there and watched the show.

-Y/N Wins!-

The Final Challenge

Nintendo vs Non-Nintendo

You were walking through miles of ink puddles, then you finally reached the end of the game and find a tape sitting in a throne, you approached it with caution and grab it.

Joey: Bendy was there at the beginning, but he has never seen the end.

As he said that, Bendy became triggered and morphed into Nightmare Bendy.

Nightmare Bendy: YOU GONNA DIE TONIGHT FAM!

Y/N: NOOOOOO!

You run away as the monster chased you through the  workshop.

Beta: This is lovely..

Kaizo: What do we do? Should we help him?

Beta: Eh, I guess you're right..HEY! FATSO!

Mario: What-a?!

Beta: Not you dipshit! That fatso!

Nightmare Bendy then stopped in his tracks and slowly turns around.

Nightmare Bendy: What did you call me?..

Beta: You heard me you Mickey Mouse wannabe.

Bendy became triggered and roared at him, and charged at him, only to have him punch Bendy in the face and stop him.

Nightmare Bendy: Huh?..

Beta then grabbed out a mic.

Beta: Your go.

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

(Video doesn't belong to me, but since we're here, why not?)

Beta was sweating from the amounts of beeps he's making.

Beta: Christ..I didn't know I could make these noises with a mic like this..

You all stare in awe at this battle.

Beth: Holy crap! He's good.

Y/N: Really good.

It was Bendy's turn to rap, giving Beta time to speak.

Beta: Not so good when you're sweating bullets! *Pant*

He was backhanded by Bendy, launching him away. You glare at Bendy.

Y/N: Oh, you wanna go? Okay then!

You continue the beat with a spare mic, and Meggy had one too and helped you tag team this demon. It was tough, fast, inky and brutal.

Saiko: Are they gonna be enough?!

Shroomy: I hope so!

(After the song is over)

You and Meggy were victorious! Bendy melted away into a puddle and vanished.

Tinker: That's what I like to see! Melt in hell!

SMG3: God..We did it.

?: Or Did you?..

You all turn around and see a weird looking inkling?

Meggy: Oh no...

Splat Tim: You forgot to train today. You know what that means..

He brings out an oversized splattershot.

Y/N: WHAT THE-

You were all splatted back.

Splat Tim: You gotta pay the price!

SMG4: Actually..

He pulls out a Pokémon card.

SMG4: FRENCH FRYE! I CHOOSE YOU!!

Just like that, the card melted into a French version of Frye.

French Frye: Bonjour!

SMG4: USE FOREHEAD SHINE!

And she did so, blinding Splat Tim.

Frye: Where exactly did you find her?..

Shiver: If anything, he could've made me into an icy version, but it's fine.

She said slurping on her slushee.

Beta: The fuck?..is this even in the challenges?..

Boopkins: I don't know!

Y/N: WHO CARES?! WHAT MATTERS IS WE END THIS!

Everyone nods.

Will: Will agrees.

Percy: I'm in.

You draw your sword.

Meggy brings her splattershot.

Beta gets his scythe.

Skully equips his vaporwave pistol.

Tari gets her cybernetic arm ready.

SMG4 & SMG3 prepare to charge up their meme energy.

Will grabbed a chunk of rock and crushed it with one fist.

Saiko gets her hammer.

Axol gets his paper and inkweaver.

Melony goes into deity mode.

Tinker loads up on coal and began to blow steam through his pipe.

Leo loads his dualies.

Everyone else is ready..

French Frye: Now what?..

Y/N: CHARGE!!

Everyone charges on your signal, taking down this meme once and for all.

You delivered the first blow, cutting through Splat Tim. Next was Leo & Meggy, getting him caught in ink, while he was stuck, Beta fished him out with his scythe and launched him at Beth, throwing a glitter bomb, it blew up, sending him to Saiko, who launched him towards Tinker, he grabbed him and threw him at Melony, to which Melony stabbed in the stomach and launched him at Axol, Axol summons Blue Haired Goku to attack this meme, he nods and sent him up into the sky, once he was falling down, Skully fired multiple shots of red beams at him, burning parts of Splat Tim, then finally, SMG4 and SMG3 finished him off with the power of the Surprememe.

Evaporating Splat Tim, you all cheer in victory.

SMG4: Well done guys! You managed to defeat that meme!

Then, someone was skeptical.

Simon: Were you the one who sent Splat Tim here?...

They all turn to him.

SMG4: Uhhh..Gotta go!

Will: Should we chase little man?

Y/N: No, he'll run out of stamina eventually.

French Frye: Say, who wants to play a little game?..

Y/N: What would that be?

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Mouse Thing: Uh oh! You found the toothpaste? Let's get one thing clear! I can brush my teeth all by myself ok!

Beta: Too. Fucking. Bad.

He wields a giant toothbrush.

Y/N: Come on Beta! You got this!!

You all watched as he approached the little orange creature and shoved the toothbrush in his mouth and began brushing.

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Tari: Oh god..

Skully: Uh..don't you think this is going a bit too far-

Beta: NO CAVITIES!

He violently continued to brush as the critter kept gagging.

French Frye: Wow, he's about to beat my high score..after this. Shall we celebrate with baguettes and croissants?

Y/N: Sounds great!

Peach: I'm in.

Toad: This doesn't include Toadette..does it?..

Peach: Shut your face Toad-

Skully: HEY!

Y/N: Leave Toad alone! He did nothing wrong!

Toad: Thank you!

Toad appreciates that and feels more comfortable around you now.

Mario: Why are you defending little toad?

Y/N: Because he's a friend. Friends should be treated with some respect, something you're lacking on Mario.

Mario: Hey! I have respect!

Percy: Really? For who?

Mario: Isn't it obvious?

He held out his bowl of spaghetti.

Simon: Of course..

Saiko: I expected that.

Belle: Same.

Axol: With that out of the way, who wants to go ahead and get something to eat?

Y/N: You know, that sounds good right now.

SMG3: Yeah, that does sound good.

Toad: I know a place, ever been to the Toadstool Buffet?

Luigi: That place is too packed.

Toad: Oh, not really..

Luigi: What do you mean?

Tinker: I may or may not have made them disappear.

Y/N: Uhhhh, sure..yeah..let's go.

Meggy: Sounds suspicious..what did you do?

Tinker: Nothing that concerns you.

Axol: Okay..yeah! Let's go there!

Everyone seemed to like that idea and head there. You stop for a moment.

Beta: GET BACK HERE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

The mouse guy was running away from him.

Y/N: Beta!

Beta ignores you and continued to try and chase it.

Y/N: BETA!

Beta still ignores you.

Y/N: Okay, phase two.

You whack Beta in the face with a shovel, getting him to stop.

Beta: Yes?..can I help you?..

Y/N: Come on. We're going to get something to eat.

French Frye: They have baguettes there!!

Beta: Ah..okay.

He turns to the mouse and points at his eyes and back at him.

Beta: I've for my eye on you..

Mouse Thing: *Gulp*

Beta: Anyways, this place?

Y/N: Come on, We're heading there now!

You three catch up to the rest of the group. The mouse sighed in relief.

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SMG4: Phew... that was a close one..

Then out of nowhere, purple ink snipped SMG4 off in the distance.

SMG4: AYO WHAT THE-

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Y/N: Well that was a good one, great way to end off WOTFI 2022.

Meggy: I must agree, it was fun!

Beth: I loved it, we should do that more often!

Saiko: Definitely.

Skully: I wouldn't mind it.

DJ Funk-Dolphin: I know I'm not in a lot of these! But boy I'm glad I participated! That was FUN-KAY!

Beta: I agree with DJ, but as long as we don't have to kick eachothers asses, then I'd say it's a win-win.

Y/N: Definitely out of the box next time.

Beta: But I have to confess, your punch is pretty good.

Y/N: I could say the same for you. Good game.

Beta: Good game.

You two shake on it.

Meggy: Alright you two, we're almost there.

Tari: I'm excited! And hungry..

Melony: Me too!

Bowser: Me three!

Mario: Mario's always hungry!

Luigi was continuing to watch that weird show.

Beta steals the laptop and chucks it away.

Luigi: Heeeey! I was watching that!

Beta: Fuck no, that thing is forbidden here.

Luigi: But-

Beta: No.

Y/N: Let's get our appetite on!

Beta: What he said, come on Luigi.

Luigi: Okie dokie..

They all continue to make their way to the buffet.

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(I know I didn't get to all of them, but I ran out of images to add, so if I missed you, I am truly sorry.)

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