You get out a deck of cards and start shuffling them.

Adam: What are you doing?..

Y/N: Playing a game of UNO, and you're playing.

Adam: Do I have much choice?

Y/N: No, not really.

Adam: Groovy..

Beta: Lighten up..it'll be fun..

Adam: Yes..okay, if you say so..

Beth: Are we playing UNO?

Y/N: Yep.

Adam stared at Beth for a long period of time before looking away.

Skully: Well, let's go right ahead and play us a game.

Y/N: Okay, who's playing?

Saiko: I'll play.

You look over at Saiko and saw her new look.

Saiko: What?

Y/N: Oh! Uh, nothing you just look different.

Skully Yeah, still beautiful.

Saiko: Skully!

She blushed.

Skully: Oops...Uh...

Saiko: I-it's ok..thank you..

Skully: Uh huh.

Saiko: So..cards right?

Y/N: Yeah, here you go.

You gave her five cards, and everyone else.

SMG4: Get ready to lose losers!

SMG3: Why am I even here again?

Meggy: Lose? Hah! In your dreams Glitchy!

Desti: Oh, it's on asshole!

Jack: Alright, who goes first?

Percy: Well, let's spin the wheel.

Leo: Wheel? What wheel?

Percy: Oh you know. The wheel, of, NAMES!

He pulls out a colorful wheel with everyone's names on it, Percy spun it around and around, until it landed..

Boopkins: Ooh! My turn!

Percy: We'll be working our way down the wheel and back to Boopkins. So you go Fishy.

Boopkins: Okay!

He places his first card down, which was a red seven.

Sherak: What's that?

Troy: That's a red seven Sherak..

Sherak: Alrighty then!

Skully: My turn?

Beta: Yes, go.

Skully placed down a blue seven.

Skully: Let's spice things up.

Percy went next and placed down a blue five.

Tinker: How do I play this kinky ass game again?

Bowser: A what game?!

Y/N: You place a card down with that color.

Tinker: Oh shit, well I don't have that color..

He takes some from the pile and gets a blue, he placed it in.

Tari went next, she places down a blue nine.

Adam: Kill me..

-Nine Hours Later-

Adam was slowly losing his sanity..

Adam: The game..I-it never ends..

Beta: By the way, you get to walk on legos.

Adam: WHAT?!

Beta: Yeah! Come along!

He brought him into a room full of Lego pieces.

Adam: No way in hell I'm walking on that!!

Beta grabbed a gun and pointed at his head.

Beta: Do it, or I'm blowing your head off.

Adam: You're bluffing!

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Beta: Am I?

Adam starts to sweat like a bat out of hell, he had no other choice but to do it. Each step was like a tiny rat trap on his feet. Eventually he had enough and collapsed.

Adam: P-please! I don't wanna do this anymore!

Beta: I don't give a flying fuck of what you do and don't want to do! Five more laps!

Adam: No! Y-you're crazy!!

He sobbed out.

Beta: No, I'm Beta Ribbones.

Adam looked up in confusion.

Beta: What? Two seeds in one Melon? Crazy in Love? I know you know it!

Adam: But that isn't fair! My feet hurt! And I need to rest!

Beta: Nah nah nah, ain't got time for that! You got shit to do man!

Adam: You're fucking crazy!!

Beta: No! I'm Beta Ribbones! NOW MOVE YOUR ASS ACROSS THE DAMN FILED OF LEGO OR I TAKE YOUR FUCKING KNEE CAPS AND ILL USE THEM AS SALAD BOWLS!

Adam kept going, crying and grunting in pain. Once he made the final lap, his feet were covered in blood.

Beta: Hey you did it!

Adam: C-can I go home now?..

Beta: Pppfffft, No! Of course not! You still tried to kill us! So now you get to spend 13 nights in Tinker's house! Can you survive? Who knows.

Adam: I am not doing that with a tin can!

Tinker: What did you call me?

Beta: He called you a Tin Can.

Tinker: Oh, now you're really going. I was gonna drop that whole 13 nights thing, but now it's on.

Tinker picked up Adam and took him to his old hellspawn house.

Y/N: Well that was pretty fun, Mario won.

Beta: How?

Meggy: He cheated by eating his cards.

Beta: That must mean that Mario and his golf ball nose are two fat fucks.

Mario: It's not my fault! It was a bug in the game!

Simon: No Mario, it's not a bug in the games code..it's a bug in your moral code.

Mario:......

He brings out a chainsaw and chases Simon.

Meggy: MARIO NO-

Y/N: FU-

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Skully: When's the last time you've heard that one? Eh?

(Skully, I'm responsible for the outro message! Not you!)