You and everyone were watching a weird movie that wasn't really realistic.

Beta: Okay, what kind of move was that? Nobody floats in mid air while kicking a ball..

Y/N: My guess is logic.

Beta: Of course it is.

Meggy: Think about it, what would it be like if movies existed in real life?

You and Beta went to thinking...

Y/N&Beta: Hmmmm....

-Skyfall-

Somewhere in a bar, Beta was seen wearing a suit and tie, coming up to a bar tender, who was Percy.

Beta: Vodka Martini, shaken, not stirred.

Percy gets a cobbler shaker and shakes up his drink, he then pours some of it in a glass and handed it to him.

Percy: Here you are, Monsieur.

Beta nodded and took a sip, his eyes widened and he spat it back out.

Beta: The fuck did you put in this, Llama shit?!

-Jurassic Park-

Leo and Simon were in lab coats checking out a mosquito in amber.

Leo: Hey, Simon, check this out! If we extracted the blood from this mosquito, we could make real life dinosaurs!

Simon: I don't think that's a good idea, life finds a way, what if the dinosaurs get loose and kill everyone?

Leo: Oh..you're right..but a baby triceratops would be cute!

A day later...

Both Leo and Simon were dead, with velociraptors feasting on their corpses.

-Paranormal Activity-

Y/N hooked up a camera and began video tapping.

Y/N: Alright, now we can catch some of this paranormal stuff.

Meggy: That could work.

The camera falls down.

Y/N: Well shit.

-Startrek-

Mario, Luigi and SMG4 had pointed ears and light hair, they were being blinded by light.

Luigi: Sir, I'm unable to see in here..

SMG4: Turn off the lights!

Mario: Oooh, Mario has lens flares!

Mario caught on fire.

Mario: MAAAAA-

-Psycho-

Saiko was in the shower, cleaning herself. Tinker grabbed a knife from a desk and slowly snuck into the bathroom, he then proceeded to rip the curtains off, frightening Saiko.

Tinker: Ha!- wha?.

Tinker saw her with nothing on, that's when steam started to come out of his head pipe.

Tinker: Oh my...well call me purple guy I'm gonna put a child inside you-

-Spider-Man-

Bowser was trying to hold on to the walls.

Bowser: Come on, keep sticking!

His hands were losing their grip.

Bowser: Shit..

He fell off the wall of the building.

Bowser: AAAAAAAA-

-Jaws-

Mark: I don't see any sharks.

Auri: Oh it's there! Look closer!

Beth: Are you sure I don't see any-

Mark looked closer and a shark jumped out.

Shark: Boo.

Mark: OH JESUS-

The Shark ate Mark and went back in the water.

Beth: Sharks?....

Auri: Well..that happened.

-Fist of the North Star-

Bob: YoUr FiSTs ArE aBoUt As StRoNg As A MoSqItOs!

He lifts his sword hands in the air.

Boopkins: You're already dead.

Bob: NaNi?!

Bob then exploded into dust.

-Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs-

Tari was running and avoiding food falling from the sky.

Tari: I said I was hungry for a snack! Not a buffet for the world!

Desti: This is bad, why are there so many big ass fries?!

Mario was having the time of his life, humping a giant spaghetti he found.

Mario: Mario's in heaven..

———

You and Beta stopped thinking.

Y/N: I think I can get a clear idea..

Beta: Same..it would be weird.

Meggy: Yep, that's why movies stay fictional most of the time, it would be chaotic.

(Pickle Pie any one?)