A/N:

This is going to be a bit... different... hehe-

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(Shrek's P.O.D.V)

I woke up in my bed, at about 7:30 AM. I went to bed with you know.. slightly late tonight, so I was forced to wale up early.

But what I didn't expect, was Pepe to be by my side.

"Floober shooksh-kadaba?!" I said frantically, the green frog by my bed, a frown on his face like always.

"Duckaslip, powna." Pepe had explained. Another tear fell down his face, as he bit his lip.

Oh god. This is going to be a long explanation.

"Hishi shipi tjohn lock?!" I asked, still surprised at this.

Pepe nodded, a small smile appearing on his lips. "Weliship dest iel!" He franticly said, as he ran off to the bathroom.

"Oshhhhhh ooka pootie." I calmed him, drawing in a breath.

Pepe eventually came back, his green skin shining. "Shok, Ledaleeleelee?" He asked, a grin forming onto my lips.

"Yeetos!" I exclaimed excitedly.

"Babershookie! Jeezaboo! Loal." Pepe said, nodding. Then, he muttered something under his breath... he muttered:

"Doap Sleebernorph..."

It's a shame that we were in Sims.