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6/11/23.
#𝗇𝖾𝗂𝖼𝗒𝗅𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇𝗌 1:05 . " summer is right around the corner , make sure ya poosey clean , and put on some fucking deodorant."

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hey guys im back i know it's been awhile since i updated on this but hey, what bryson tiller said? honestly i really hope you know what he said. if you don't pls kys

anyway today on this hot ass day, i just wanted to talk about the hypocrisy on wattpad and in general. honestly what the fuck it's getting out of hand and if you don't know already, even the small things matter to me/irritate me so like i said before if you'on like it you may leave. exit. depart. abandon. evacuate.

anywho lets start with basic stuff i've planned out *grabs long ass ruler and slams it on chalkboard*

im tired of you hoes writing mature rating books with sexual themes or mature behavior etc, and then you like to tell readers about themselves in the comments when they write something vulgar or something that involves profanity

like bitch what?

matter fact scratch that. i change my mind let's talk about the mother facking books with them large ass age gaps?! them shits are disturbing as hell and then y'all be having the nerve to write teacher x student like y'all are sickk 💀💀 ..

like seriously it's disturbing like are you not embarrassed? and then y'all be like "oh well y/n (&/or) [oc name] is 18, so they are of age."

bitch WHATT!? your literally paring them with a 34 year old and they ain't even 21 yet. the most popular large age gap fic's are the levi ones

more fanfics with large age gaps i came across are the kakashi x student like what the fuck, y'all have a fucking excuse for everything. "oh, in naruto when you become genin you are officially an adult," like bitch fuck naruto, are you reading what you write before publishing ts?

*cough* i know y'all seen that haikyuu fan fiction, in which the mc, y/n, 18 year old is in college i think? idek. anyway, a whole bunch of professors are trying to fuck her *cough cough* its called sex ed *cough*.

back to naruto like they will make the mc 12, and kakashi 21-27 like bro you've got to be kidding me. i be this close 🤏🏾 to reporting them books but i gotta learn to stop being dramatic and just remove myself from things.

anyway speaking of naruto, lets talk about the fucking incest you hoes be writing. y'all are so sick its insane.

bro in a sasuke x reader, they make y/n in the uchiha clan aswell. now i KNOWW people probably finna be on my ass like, "thats how the clans grow larger," or "thats normal, they have arranged marriages," and, "they are not related, just the same last name,"

idk.. i might be wrong, but is just rubs me the wrong way..uchiha blood is uchiha blood clan blood is clan blood. FAMILY BLOOD IS FAMILY BLOOD. imagine starting a fucking family with your cousin i already done SEEN a book where y/n was sasukes cousins and they ended up together.

its soo weird like theres so many other power clans you can pair them with?? like wdf. you got hyugas,- man fuck that. its a whole bunch of other clans, and you chose uchiha. yes whore feel the shame. feel disgusted by yourself. endorse that shit

just look at it like this. they both have the same ancestors. their great great great great great great great great great grandparents fucked, and they had kids. then they fucked, then had kids. and so on. so now.. you got cousin sasuke and cousin y/n fucking

just hear me the fuck out, can we not normalize incest in the naruto world? or incest period? please stop writing incest its so uncomfortable and weird and unnecessary. it would be kind and excellent if you do so

idgaf if thats how they do in naruto. kishimoto weird as fuck for that too so stop don't be weird. bad enough i already see these random story ads where they have these weird ass episode dupes fuck their uncle. im traumatized

anyway

why do y'all make y/n so fucking dumb and desperate sometimes? like i understand its for plot but, like, that shit is annoying sometimes. especially when you tryna binge read books and they all have a slow y/n like ughhh pick a dif troupe its old aff noww

like a nigga or bitch will cheat on her continuously and then she'll go running back to them within 3 days like whyy. y/n, baby, you gotta stand the fuck up, the only time that is acceptable is when your doing "bimbo!reader (or) oc." cause sometimes, their aesthetic makes up for their smarts.

like i understand that nigga or bitch fine as hell but baby there are plenty of other fish in the sea. sometimes i just think the author loves to see their readers suffer and cuss them out in the comments

on the bright side, sometimes the author is doing it strictly for plot and gives us character development so i love that for us

*cool ass scene change, sips ice tea*

alright y'all, we got the important stuff covered. now lets talk about something else. something more spicy for the gworls

just kidding. i just wan violate real quick

write better smut please and thank you. if you weite good smut this aint toward you dawg. we stan you. but if you dk how to write smut.. and you write some weird kinky ass fucking shit like piss kinks or making the mc fuck monster characters...or you just dk how to write period? please understand this its not funny

stop

why.. why do y'all make people around the world suffer shit, i cant even talk forreal my smut don't deserve any, "best smut of the year," awards.. but atleast its publishable you bitches?.. oh.. oh.. YOU BITCHES!? you need to stop

seriously though, majority of you guys don't put any effort into it, all jokes aside😭 like get a visual or something before you try watch porn or smth and the dirty talk? mmtch, boy.. 💀

why do y'all make the dom call the sub kitten 😭 WHY

like honestly im disgusted terrified terrorized all of the above like stinkalink.. you coulda just wrote the smut n left it alone forget the bed talk. just.. just give me the action.. thats it

im done fr

but seriously though practice makes perfect and you needa keep on trying, including me. not everything has to be perfect all that really matters is if you put effort so please don't leave out the details bc then whats the point?

example: " he fucked her she seen stars " like what😭😭 what about the position? was he vocal was she vocal? where did it take place ? you mind as well shoulda just robbed us and left us hanging bc we coulda came yo that conclusion ourselves

also.. PLEASE EXPAND Y'ALL VOCABULARY WHEN NOT JUST WRITING SMUT BUT FOR EVERYTHING

some people use the same words over and over again so props to the writers who don't it doesn't even have to be shakespeare level fr just make it readable and detailed enough so that your audience can atleast picture it/ simply read it

if you need any tips just dm me i'll help 200 dollars each

nah im jp lol

but seriously though js text me on what you need help with if not, i'll just make a author's guide to help some people out if they want if not thats fine too

anywho enjoy your day. or night.. love you babes. and thanks for checking in with ya' girl ‼️🗣️

- hot girl neicy, logging out !

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