in the heaven groupchat...

james: heyoeieoeoeoei

lily: hello james.

marlene: i think james is drunk...

dorcas: ya think

regulus: this groupchat is getting
so boring i stg

marlene: then leave🙄

regulus: ✌️
regulus: i am going to the stella
and friends groupchat

regulus has left the group

meanwhile in the stella and friends groupchat...

you: all i am saying is
that ginny should have
took one for the team

regulus is online

you: hey regulus

regulus: hey stell

billius: what are you
doing here

regulus: what a greeting

mione: oh regulus
mione: hi

harry: WHY ARE YOU
ALL SO NONCHALANT

you: tbh i think the same
thing

billius: someone answer
my question
billius: why is regulus
here

regulus: because the
heaven groupchat is
boring

mione: did they bully you?

regulus: no i bully them

harry: understandable

you: do you want to prank
sirius and remus

billius: how

you: that's the thing

mione: how about we
dye remus and sirius hair
pink

harry: no that's too much
fred and george style

regulus: you need to introduce
me to these fred and george people

you: oh we will

billius: how about we hack into
remus and sirius phone

regulus: oh that's evil
regulus: let's do it

harry: how will we get into their
phones

you: i know the password

regulus: how

you: he doesn't remember his
passwords so the only one
he uses is penis

mione: sounds like sirius

billius: how are we going to
get his phone

you: i'll apparate quickly
to grimmauld place and get
it then apparate back

regulus: you can't apparate
inside of hogwarts

you: dumbledore lifted the
charms for me😌

harry: okay go get his phone now

7 minutes later...

you: i'm back
you: and i have his phone
you: but none of the passwords
are working

mione: try something
complimenting himself

you: nope

regulus: try ' slut4lupin '

you: I AM IN
you: umm his pictures are
questionable though...

billius: SKSHSU
billius: he looks like a frat boy

you: what should i go on now

mione: HIS MESSAGES

you: oh my

regulus: our parents didn't want
him and neither does his boyfriend

harry: SEE IF HE IS RUNNING THAT
HATE PAGE OF STARRY

you:

yup

mione: holy mother of merlin
mione: the profile pic-

regulus: POST SOMETHING ON
HIS INSTAGRAM

you: WHAT

billius: post some weird pic
of him

you: okay wait

instagram

padfoot: when lupin doesn't want to make out with me

regulusblack: even lupin don't want him
^pparkinson: aren't you dead...
^regulusblack: oh shit yeah um you saw nothing...

remusjlupin: oh um sorry i guess?
^padfoot: WHY WON'T YOU MAKE OUT WITH ME I AM NOW DEPRESSED!!!!

mionegranger: this is my 13th reason

ginweasley: boldddddd

thechosen2: the tears really said👋

hotgirldean: remus you better make out with him or else

minerva: oh no don't worry he will make out with you!!
^padfoot: thank you bestie minnie

dumblewhore: oh god

stellablack: he is busy with fenrir

brockenboydrako: join the brocken club
^snapethedicksucker: no he is not joining

a/n: THIS IS THE MOST RANDOM CHAPTER EVER I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS IS

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