❝𝕖𝕞𝕓𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕒𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕞𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕤 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕤! 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕨𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕖𝕞𝕓𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕒𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕? 𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕝 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕟𝕖𝕕 𝕠𝕣 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕒 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕣'𝕤 𝕞𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥❞

𝐧𝐨! 𝐦𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐤! 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞!

"No! Mr Stark! Please!" Peter groaned, hiding his flaming red - as red as Tony's suit - face in his hands.

Undeterred and grinning maniacally, Tony continued sharing embarrassing stories he had of Peter, like every dad should, and pulling out adorable baby photos of Peter. 

Photos that he painstakingly collected. 

You do not know how difficult it was to get May to give him pictures of Peter. She can be one fiery tempest when she's mad! 

Natasha's heart melted, and she turned to Peter with an almost evil smirk, "Who knew that my маленький паук (little spider) was so cute when he was young?"

"Not you as well, Auntie Tasha. Please don't do this, мама паукn (mama spider)!" Peter moaned behind his hands

Tony smiled devilishly, patting his adoptive son's back. "Ok fine, bambino (kid)," Tony reassured, but he had one more weapon up his sleeve.

"But... Did you know our crime-fighting spider's first suit was a onesie?!" Tony said quickly, enjoying Peter dropping his head onto his knees, curling into a ball on the sofa.

Holding up the onesie, Tony mumbled, "I don't even know how anybody can see through these eyepieces."

Standing up rapidly, Peter slammed his hands down on the coffee table, "Ok that's it. Thank you for coming everybody. I hate you guys. No I don't, I love you Dad." Having said that, he let out a breath, then turned tail and raced back to his room.

Leaving Tony, Natasha, and all the other Avengers sitting in the common room, very, very, amused, and with a lot of blackmail.

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Hey y'all sorry for not updating for a while! Had this in drafts for some time, but never got the time to type it up. Anyways thanks to the people who always read these, and I'll definitely try to update more, I promise. Love you! <3

- Lena <333