❪ 𝗕𝗟𝗨𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚 ❫

𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗉𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖾𝗅𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗇 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━
pack it up joe goldberg. ╱ act three, chapter eleven.
❛ it's giving you ! ❜

𝙂𝙍𝙊𝙐𝙋 𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙏 !

❝ 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗢𝗕 𝗗𝗨𝗡𝗖𝗔𝗡 𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗛𝗨𝗦𝗜𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗦 ❞
𝗘𝗗𝗚𝗘𝗟𝗢𝗥𝗗𝟮𝟳 • 𝗆𝗂𝖼𝗁𝖺𝖾𝗅
𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦 • 𝗅𝗎𝗄𝖾
𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗢𝗕 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦 • 𝖼𝖺𝗅𝗎𝗆
𝗦𝗘𝗔𝗕𝗔𝗦𝗦 • 𝖺𝗌𝗁𝗍𝗈𝗇
𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦 • 𝗍𝖺𝗅𝗂𝖺

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
'ELLO BOYS

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
I HAVE AN IDEA

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗢𝗕 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
Not you hitting us with
an 'ello as a greeting

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
I DID AND WHAT
ABOUT IT HOOD???

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
WHAT IS MR. MOB
BOSS GONNA DO???

𝗘𝗗𝗚𝗘𝗟𝗢𝗥𝗗𝟮𝟳:
PERIOD QUEEN
YOU TELL EM

𝗦𝗘𝗔𝗕𝗔𝗦𝗦:
Michael where the hell
did you learn to say that?

𝗘𝗗𝗚𝗘𝗟𝗢𝗥𝗗𝟮𝟳:
Talia duh 🙄🙄🙄

𝗦𝗘𝗔𝗕𝗔𝗦𝗦:
Not surprised

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
That's right ashy-poo
I'm what they call a
trend setter 💅🏻💅🏻 💅🏻

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗢𝗕 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
As you should be
😩😩😩

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
Calum stop flirting
I've got a boyfriend

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗢𝗕 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
Well i don't see him
where is he??

𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
Watch it hood

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗢𝗕 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
Where the hell did
you come from???

𝗘𝗗𝗚𝗘𝗟𝗢𝗥𝗗𝟮𝟳:
He's real silent until
one of us hits on Talia

𝗘𝗗𝗚𝗘𝗟𝗢𝗥𝗗𝟮𝟳:
Very much a 'you' vibe

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
Like pack it up joe Goldberg

𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
taliaaaaaaaaa

𝗘𝗗𝗚𝗘𝗟𝗢𝗥𝗗𝟮𝟳:
When Talia joins in
on making fun of Luke
😩😩

𝗦𝗘𝗔𝗕𝗔𝗦𝗦:
As she should ☺️

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
I love to be one of the boyz

𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
I'm just protective

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
When he's protective:

𝗘𝗗𝗚𝗘𝗟𝗢𝗥𝗗𝟮𝟳:
More like obsessive

𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
I LOVE WHEN U IDIOTS
USE MY MEMES 🤩🤩🤩

𝗘𝗗𝗚𝗘𝗟𝗢𝗥𝗗𝟮𝟳:
Anytime my child

𝗦𝗘𝗔𝗕𝗔𝗦𝗦:
Ma'am what did you
need from us in the
first place???

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
OH YES DUH

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
GOD BLESS YOU KING

𝗦𝗘𝗔𝗕𝗔𝗦𝗦:
You're welcome ☺️

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
HATE SO SAY IT BUT
IM BECOMING AN
ASHTON STAN ACCOUNT

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
🏃‍♀️💨

𝗦𝗘𝗔𝗕𝗔𝗦𝗦:
As you should be 🤩🤩🤩

𝗘𝗗𝗚𝗘𝗟𝗢𝗥𝗗𝟮𝟳:
👁👄👁🤚

𝗘𝗗𝗚𝗘𝗟𝗢𝗥𝗗𝟮𝟳:
Now hold up—

𝗘𝗗𝗚𝗘𝗟𝗢𝗥𝗗𝟮𝟳:
Excuse me whore??
what am I to you then??

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗢𝗕 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
What in the world???

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗢𝗕 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
What alternate
universe is this???

𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
Wow

𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
Guess we don't
mean anything

𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
🕳🚶‍♂️

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
Y'ALL SO DRAMATIC
LAWD

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
AND MISTER HEMMINGS
YOU BEST SHUT YOUR
MOUTH

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
THERE'S A REASON
IM YOUR GIRLFRIEND

𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
How am I not your
favorite??

𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
What happened to
you always saying
I was your favorite??

𝗘𝗗𝗚𝗘𝗟𝗢𝗥𝗗𝟮𝟳:
Actually I've been
her favorite since forever

𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
Since when??

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗢𝗕 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
And how did you
come to this conclusion???

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗢𝗕 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
I've been Talia's favorite
for a long time now

𝗘𝗗𝗚𝗘𝗟𝗢𝗥𝗗𝟮𝟳:
When did she ever
tell you that dumbass???

𝗘𝗗𝗚𝗘𝗟𝗢𝗥𝗗𝟮𝟳:
I have never heard
those words come
out of her mouth

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗢𝗕 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
I was a secret between
me and Tal

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗢𝗕 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
She begged me not
tell you guys

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
Boys boys

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
No need to fight abt this

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
None of you idiots
are my favorite
anyway 🤩🤩🤩

𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
And suddenly I'm
looking for a new
girlfriend

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
Have fun with that

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
I'm never leaving your
cute Australian ass 🤪✌️

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
You're stuck with
me forever 🤩🤩

𝗘𝗗𝗚𝗘𝗟𝗢𝗥𝗗𝟮𝟳:
He's not complaining
😉😉😉

𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
Shut up

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗢𝗕 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
Awe soft luke is
my favorite Luke

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
Me too 😩😩😩

𝗘𝗗𝗚𝗘𝗟𝗢𝗥𝗗𝟮𝟳:
TALIA WHAT DID
YOU NEED???

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
Huh???

𝗘𝗗𝗚𝗘𝗟𝗢𝗥𝗗𝟮𝟳:
Oh my lord

𝗘𝗗𝗚𝗘𝗟𝗢𝗥𝗗𝟮𝟳:
Child I am going
to hit you

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
😳😳😳

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
🏃‍♀️💨

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗢𝗕 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
Stop the violence 🧍‍♂️

𝗘𝗗𝗚𝗘𝗟𝗢𝗥𝗗𝟮𝟳:
Not until she tells us
what she wanted to
tell us when this convo
started 🤧

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
Ur being mean

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
Idk if I wanna ask
it now 🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗢𝗕 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
Come on Tal I wanna
know 😩

𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
Yeah come on babe
we wanna know please

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
Babe—

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
You've warn me down

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
You've got me 😩😩😩

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
I'll tell you guys

𝗦𝗘𝗔𝗕𝗔𝗦𝗦:
I love how weak talia
is when Luke uses
pet names

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
I'm weak when it comes
to hot men sue me

𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
*my hot man

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
Yeah yeah whatever
Hemmings

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
No need to remind me

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗢𝗕 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
WHAT DO YOU
WANT FROM US

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
I WAS WONDERING IF
YOU WANTED TO
BE IN ONE OF MY
YOUTUBE VIDEOS

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗢𝗕 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
AHHHHHHHH

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗢𝗕 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
ALL OF US??

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
NO❤️

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
JUST ONE OF YOU

𝗘𝗗𝗚𝗘𝗟𝗢𝗥𝗗𝟮𝟳:
oh💔

𝗘𝗗𝗚𝗘𝗟𝗢𝗥𝗗𝟮𝟳:
WHO THEN

𝗘𝗗𝗚𝗘𝗟𝗢𝗥𝗗𝟮𝟳:
IF ITS CALUM I
SWEAR TO GOD

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗢𝗕 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
HEY 🤬🤬🤬

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
You guys are so
dumb

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
OF COURSE ALL
OF YOU JESUS

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗢𝗕 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
But you just said
one of us

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
Sarcasm king sarcasm

𝗦𝗘𝗔𝗕𝗔𝗦𝗦:
What would we
be doing Tal?

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
I was thinking baking??

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
And maybe answering
subscribers' questions
along the way

𝗘𝗗𝗚𝗘𝗟𝗢𝗥𝗗𝟮𝟳:
WAIT THATLL
BE SO EPIC

𝗘𝗗𝗚𝗘𝗟𝗢𝗥𝗗𝟮𝟳:
YES A THOUSAND
TIMES YES

𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
We'll just have to check
in with our team but
I'm sure they'll be okay
with it❤️

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
Awesome! So you all
are down with that?

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗢𝗕 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
FUCK YES

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗢𝗕 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
COOKING WITH TALIA?
A CONCEPT 🤩🤩🤩

𝗦𝗘𝗔𝗕𝗔𝗦𝗦:
Yeah it sounds awesome!

𝗘𝗗𝗚𝗘𝗟𝗢𝗥𝗗𝟮𝟳:
IF IT DOESN'T HAPPEN
SOON ILL LOSE MY MIND

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
What do you think lu??

𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
I'm down with
anything baby❤️

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:

𝗘𝗗𝗚𝗘𝗟𝗢𝗥𝗗𝟮𝟳:
Okay okay

𝗘𝗗𝗚𝗘𝗟𝗢𝗥𝗗𝟮𝟳:
Here's the deal

𝗘𝗗𝗚𝗘𝗟𝗢𝗥𝗗𝟮𝟳:
If Luke's all over you
during the video I'm out

𝗘𝗗𝗚𝗘𝗟𝗢𝗥𝗗𝟮𝟳:
I don't wanna puke
on camera

𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
Shut up we're dating
what are we supposed
to do???

𝗘𝗗𝗚𝗘𝗟𝗢𝗥𝗗𝟮𝟳:
Keep it to yourself

𝗘𝗗𝗚𝗘𝗟𝗢𝗥𝗗𝟮𝟳:
Don't make me put
Calum between you too

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗢𝗕 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
Wait—

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗢𝗕 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
Please don't make me

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
You won't have to cal

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
We'll be on our best
behavior I assure you

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗢𝗕 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦:
Oh thank god

𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
Ugh boring 🙄🙄🙄

𝗘𝗗𝗚𝗘𝗟𝗢𝗥𝗗𝟮𝟳:
Get over it hemmings

𝗘𝗗𝗚𝗘𝗟𝗢𝗥𝗗𝟮𝟳:
Or you won't be in the video

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
Period.

𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗦:
TALIA

𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦:
Get over it babe,
I'll make it up to
you later 😉😉

𝗘𝗗𝗚𝗘𝗟𝗢𝗥𝗗𝟮𝟳:
Okay now I'm really
gonna throw up 🤢

𝗘𝗗𝗚𝗘𝗟𝗢𝗥𝗗𝟮𝟳:
Bye 🏃‍♀️💨

𝙏𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 !

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GUYS NEW VIDEO COMING UP WITH MY BOYS @5sos !!! ASK US SOME THOUGHTFUL QUESTIONS BELOW AND WE'LL ANSWER THEM IN THE VID!

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HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYONE!!!

I randomly decided to update and here you go my loves!!

I love the group chat chapters cause I feel I can get really ratchet with them and it's amazing 🤪✌️

I've been really inactive and such and I apologize for that, life's been kinda hectic and I've needed a break, but I'm getting back into it so expect more updates!

I love you guys! ❤️❤️❤️

Hope you enjoyed!

BUT IMPORTANT THING.

What did you all think?

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