( INTRODUCING OUR CAST ! )

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ZAIZEN KOHAKU

( aka. "CHERRY", zai, zen, haku, bread head )

❝ OH? SO YOU WANNA FUCK? ❞

hellhound keeper, changeling, business major student

PEIN &&. KONAN.

( aka. yahiko, god, god of glory holes, soundcloud rapper)

indigenous god, CEO

━ ❝ No. ❞

( aka. pageant goddess, toilet paper )

descendent of forest dryads and angels, dreamweaver

━ ❝ No x2. ❞

SASORI &&. DEIDARA

( aka. saso-chan, ranga, doll, dildo dealer/stealer)

━ ❝ shut it, dollface. ❞

descendent of woodland fae, art student

( aka. dei, dead-dara, dumb-dara, the blond plastic )

━ ❝ aight bet ya know I have like four tongues and like I'm really good with them and— ❞

descendant of the mountain witches, art student

HIDAN &&. KAKUZU

( aka. chad, gramps, prime minister of jocks, dumb whore)

━ ❝ already did, baby. Round two? ❞

immortal priest, descendent of vampires, full-time drug dealer

( caca, kazoo, hentai premiere, )

━ ❝ Pay me then. No, I'm not a prostitute. ❞

immortal, 7/11 cashier

ITACHI && KISAME

( aka. ita-chan, bully victim supreme, thotbuster #1 )

━ ❝ I'm in class. ❞

demon, university student

( monster of the mist, monster of the cock )

━ ❝ You sure you can take it? ❞

merfolk, janitor

TOBI &&. ZETSU

( aka. tobi, useless, lollipop )

━ ❝ Not on this Christian minecraft server! ❞

self-proclaimed Thumbelina-esque, pixie-cherub-bird-whisperer-sour-patch-kids descendant

( aka. indie girl, plant daddy, ying yang, mummy issues)

━ ❝ Procreation is an interesting proposal, I'll admit. ❞

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