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A/N: THIS WAS SUGGESTED BY OpefuLee !! ENJOY πŸ‘

*It was a Hot, Sunny day at the Troll Tree; and the BroZone brothers were busy preparing themselves to go to the pool! What a happy family occasion, and zero chaos whatsoever! ...Right? Oh, who am I kidding? These brothers are crazy!*

R: "Alright, boys! We are going to the pool for a few hours! I want to make sure that you all are on your best behavior! I won't tolerate any shenanigans at that pool!" *She crossed her arms, looking over all of the boys.*

*While Rosiepuff was talking, Floyd was putting a little floaty on Baby Branch, Spruce was checking himself in a mirror, Clay was finding a way to pack all of his water guns, and JD was covering himself in sunscreen to the point where he looked like a ghost.*

JD: *Throws his tenth empty sunscreen bottle over his shoulder* "Alright! Now, I'm ready!" *He grins, placing his hands on his hips with a confident smile. He basically looked like a snow troll.*

C: "Where's my last water gun??!" *Flips the living room coffee table.*

R: "Clay!!" *Clay didn't even hear her as he kept on flipping furniture.*

JD:Β  *The water gun was laying in front of him on the floor, so he picked it up and spoke.* "Here! I've got it for you!" *He gives him a toothy grin, handing over the last water gun to Clay.*

C: "Oh Why th...." *See's JD, thinking he's a ghost.* "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

JD: *Screams because Clay is screaming* "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

C: "AHHHH- ...Oh! It's just you, JD! I thought I saw a ghost!"

JD: "AHHHH- Wait- how'd you think I was a ghost??"

C: "Have you even SEEN your face??"

JD: "Well- no!" *Looks around for a mirror to look at himself in. Then, his eyes widen, noticing that Spruce had a mirror. JD used his hair, stealing the mirror from Spruce.*

S: "Man- I look so perf- HEYYY!!!" *Spruce pouted as JD stole the mirror from him.* "I was busy fixing my beautiful, perfect my hair!" πŸ˜’πŸ’…

JD: "Too bad, so sad-" *He lifts the mirror up to his face, shrieking and chucking the mirror across the room.* "AAAAAHHHH!! A G-GHOST!!!"

C: "See What I mean??"

S: *Dramatically drops to his knees in front of the broken mirror.* "MY MIRROR!! I CAN'T STARE AT MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS IN MY HAIR STYLING!!"

C: "Oh get over yourself!" *Stuffs his last water gun into his backpack. Now, his backpack couldn't even zip up, and it was overflowing with nothing but water guns. No sunscreen, no towel, no life jacket, no sunglasses, nothing. ...it's just water guns.*

R: "Clay! What did I tell you about only bringing water guns? You need the essentials!"

C: "MAKE ME DO IT!" *Starts running in circles as if RosiePuff was chasing him. She wasn't. After 5 minutes of running in circles, Clay got tired, falling flat on his face as the weight of the watergun-filled backpack came over him.* "Oof-"

*Meanwhile, as chaos unfolded with the older brothers, Floyd was busy fixing up Bitty B's floaties. He was humming and singing a song under his breath, a wide smile on his face. Branch was just sitting there on the floor, his eyes big and shiny.*

F: *Murmurs a song under his breath.* "β™ͺOhh~ Oh, Oh, Ohh~ You're a Shooting Star~β™ͺ" *Once he finally adjusted Branch's floaties, he smiled.* "There you go, Bitty B! Now, you're ready to swim with me!!" *He Smiled brightly at Branch.*

*Branch just fell backwards from the weight of the floaties, his smile and bright eyes still visible. Floyd giggled, sitting him back up and giving him a pat on the head.*

R: "Okay, is everyone ready to go?" *Places her hand on the door handle.*

S: "WAIT!" *Runs away to his rooms, his feet making loud stomping sounds. A few seconds later, he came back with sunglasses on his head.* "There." 😎

R: "Okay, now is everyone-"

JD: "WHERE DID MY GOGGLES GO??!" *RosiePuff facepalmed in response. Little did he know, they were already on his head.*

R: "JD- They're on your head..."

JD: "Wha??" *He felt his head, noticing his goggles were already there.* "Ah, there we go. Now I'm ready!"

C: "Man- I really wanted to see him run around the house and flip it upside-down, only to realize that they were on his head this whole time-" *He pouts.* "β€’β€’β€’β€’ WAIT! I forgot something too!"

R: *Groans* "What now?"

C: "MY SHARK FIN!"

R: *Remembering the incident of last time whenever he used his Shark Fin.* "....Yeah no, we're going now." *Opens the door and walks out.*

*Ignoring Clay's complaints, the rest of the brothers followed RosiePuff out the door.*

C: "NOOOO MY SHARK FINNNNN!!!!" *He whined as John pulls him away by his leg. Branch was busy sitting on his back.*

B: :>

*RosiePuff and the BroZone Brothers had Now arrive at the Catterbus Stop, waiting for it to pick them up so they could head to the pool.*

J: "YELLOW CRITTER!!!" *He shouted as he saw a yellow critter pass on the road. He turns to a random adult troll sitting next to him and punches them.*

Troll: "OOWWW!! What gives man??"

J: :] "A yellow critter!"

R: "I apologize for my Grandson's behavior. He has Squareitis Syndrome."

Troll: ???

R: "Y'know.... Square egg?" *Points to John's head.*

Troll: "Ohhhhh...." *He doesn't get it.*

F: *He was busy laying in the grass and staring at a peaceful butterfly.* "Woww....."

C: *Randomly smashes it While running through and screaming.* "AWOOGAAAAA"

F: "T-The.... The butterfly...!" πŸ₯Ί

B: *Casually eats the dead butterfly corpse.* :>

F: 😰

S: *Walks up to a random Troll Girl his age, smirking.* "Have you checked out my FAMOUS Vlog channel, Spruceballoon543?"

Troll: *Backs away.*

S: "WAIT!! I-I MADE A TUTORIAL! TO MAKE.... UH...." *He can't think of the video he made.*

*The troll was already gone.*

S: *Drops to his knees* "NOOOO!!! MY BEAUTIFUL LADY!!!! COME BACKKKKK!!!!!"

R: "Spruce!!! Get into the bus! Stop screaming!!"

S: "YOU'L NEVER UNDERSTAND THE PAIN CAUSED BY A TRUE HEARTBREAK!!" *Sobs as he runs into the bus.*

*Now, all of the brothers were on the bus and getting into their seats. ....Not without fighting for them first.*

S: *Walks up to John.* "Hey! It's my turn to sit by window!! Give it up!!"

J: "NU-UH! ITS MINE! I SAT HERE FIRST!!"

S: "BUT YOU WERE THERE LAST TIME!!!!"

J: "DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE?!"

C: *From the seat behind him.* "No, you look like a square-"

J: "OH SHUT UP!"

*Floyd was busy sitting with Branch, listening to music so he couldn't be able to hear his brothers arguing.*

F: "Ah! What a nice day! Am I right, Bitty B?" *He turns to Branch.*

Branch: :> *Gives him a baby thumbs up.*

*Suddenly, Spruce picks up Baby Branch and puts him in the bag carriers above the seats.*

S: "HAHAH! THE WINDOW IS MINEEEEE!!!!!" *He jumps over Floyd into the baby seat by the window.*

F: "Hey!!! That was Branch's spot!"

S: *Buckles up.* "Well, looks like I'm the baby now! Goo goo gaa gaa!!"

R: *Sighs, pulls Branch out of the compartment, and sits with him.*

B: *Hugs RosiePuff.* "Gwandma!" :3

*Finally, the bus starts and takes off.*

J: "THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND!"

S: "GAA GAA GAA!!"

F: "Round and round!" :>

*John and Floyd kept singing Wheels On The Bus, while Spruce was going Gaa Gaa along with it. All of the other Trolls on the bus were very annoyed by their singing, and tried to cover their ears.*

J: "LETS SING IT AGAIN! *Takes a deep breath* THE WHE-"

Troll: "SHUT UP!!"

J: :|

*The Catterbus came to a sudden stop, causing Clay's backpack to fly forward, and all of his water guns fly out and spread across the floor.*

C: "NO!!! MY WATER GUNS!!!!!" *Scrambles out of his seat and crawls underneath other trolls to grab his water guns. The trolls he crawled under just stared at him awkwardly.*

R: "Clay!! Get back in your seat!!"

C: "I NEED MY WATERGUNS!!!!" *He keeps running around the bus to collect his waterguns.*

R: "OH YOU'LL LIVE!" *She grabs him with her hair and sits him back down in his seat. Clay just crosses his arms and pouts.*

*All of the water guns were sliding across the floor and hitting feet of several trolls. Suddenly, the bus comes to a stop. The doors open and the bus driver looks back at them.*

Driver: "Alright! I've had enough! Get out!!!"

J: *Looks around the bus.* "Who's he talking to?"

S: *Gets out of his seat.* "That's why Branch should've been the one driving-" πŸ˜’

C: *Quickly picks up all of his water guns and scrambled out the door. He fills one up in a coincidentally nearby pond and shoots the bus driver with water.* "I agree with Spruce! I don't like you!" >:[

R: "CLAY!!"

Branch: *Flips off the driver.*πŸ–• :>

F: "Yeah im getting out of here-" *While passing by, he gives the bus driver a BroZone ticket.* "Sorry about my brothers, but you get to go to our show next week!" *He Smiles and walks out.*

Driver: "β€’β€’β€’β€’ I don't even know them-"

J: "Well, Good Sir, that sounds like a YOU problem." *Walks out the door whipping his hair back.* "Uh!" πŸ˜’πŸ’…

*The bus didn't hesitate to drive off.*

R: "...Welp, we've gotta walk ten minutes to get to the pool now."

F: "NOOOO MY LITTLE LEGS ARE TIRED!!!" *Falls to the ground sobbing.*

J: "YAY!!! HIKING!!" :> *Runs off into the woods, not even thinking about waiting for the others.*

S: "You really expect me to get dirty in that creepy, dark forest??! You must be insane!" *Crosses his arms.*

R: "Well, you don't got any choice. The only other option you have is standing here in the burning sun! Alone!"

S: "β€’β€’β€’β€’ Forever...?"

R: "Yes."

C: *Whispers in the background.* "With no ladiesssss...."

S: "ON SECOND THOUGHT, ITS A SACRIFICE IM WILLING TO MAKE! LET'S GO!!!" *Charges into the forest.* "FOR THE LADIESSSS!!!!! [AND BALLOONS]"

C: *Follows after him with a fake spider to scare him.* πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

F: "Cmon, Branch! Let's go into the forest! Sounds fun!" *He picks him up and puts him in his hair. Then, he walks into the forest.*

R: *Follows after them with all of their pool supplies.*

*After a while of walking through the forest, and Clay pranking Spruce with his fake spider, the family finally reached their destination. THE P O O L.*

J: *Still in his normal clothes, he jumps into the pool.* "CANNONBALL!!!!!!!!!!!"

S: "I don't NEED to go swimming. I need to look good for those ladies! Am I right, ladies?" *He winks at some seagulls.*

Seagulls: "MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE" *Randomly stops and flies away.*

S: "β€’β€’β€’β€’ THAT'S THE SECOND HEARTBREAK OF MY CAREER!!!" 😭😭😭

C: *He was busy filling up all of his water guns. The level of the water was slowly lowering. Uh oh.*

R: *Putting sunscreen on Floyd's face. They were lucky they still had sunscreen. After all, John DID use most of it.... [10 bottles].*

F: *Smiles while she puts sunscreen on his nose.* :] "Now rub it!" *Proceeds to rub in the sunscreen.*

B: *Staring at the water with his typical bright eyes.* :> *He was suddenly shoved into the pool by Clay, who was trying to fill up more water guns.* :'>

F: "BRANCH!!!!" *Jumps after Branch to save his life. What a good brother!!! ....Y'know until he left- BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT-*

S: *Laying in a chair, wearing his sunglasses and tanning. Her sits up and lifts his sunglasses as he notices all of this going down.* "Welp- Branch was shoved in the pool!" *Puts his sunglasses back on and lays back down.* "Hope heaven treats him well!"

J: *While under the water, he notices Branch falling down. With determination to prove he's the best, and appear as a hero [Even though he's a square-], he swims to save Branch.*

*CUE HEROIC MUSIC.*

F: *Doing a dog paddle.* "BRANCH!!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!!! I'LL SAVE YOU!!! IM SO SORRY I LET YOU DROWNNNNNNN!!!!!!"

C: "I'm sorry- Don't leave me- I want you here with me- I know that our brother's gone-" *Still filling his water guns.*

J: *Pops out of the water with Branch on his head. Branch was wearing his goggles and acting like nothing ever happened.*

B: Flo-Flo! *Reaches out to Floyd.* :>

F: "BRANCH!!!" *He gets out of the water, and takes him back to RosiePuff to put his floaties on, cause apparently they fell off somehow.*

R: "Oh gosh-" *She was scared as she picked up Branch.* "How did this happen???" *She was clearly too tired to pay attention before.*

F: *Points at Clay.* "Clay pushed him into the pool!!!"

C: *In the middle of filling up a water gun.* "ONLY BECAUSE HE GOT IN MY WAY!!"

*Branch was busy staring at RosiePuff, knowing that instead, He'll grow up to be a lifeguard, because that sure was a traumatizing experience.*

B: :>

R: "That's not an excuse, Mr! Get out of the pool!"

C: "I WASN'T EVEN IN IT TO BEGIN WITH!!!" *Fills up the water guns faster, the pool was quickly emptying.*

J: *Climbs the gigantic high dive.* "ALRIGHT!!! ITS MY TIME TO SHINE!!!" *He fastens his goggles over his eyes, prepares himself, backs up as far as he can go, runs, and jumps off of the high dive.* "CANNONBALL!!!!!!!"

*Little Did He know.... The pool was empty below.*

J: *The moment he realizes, his eyes widen.* "Uh oh- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"

*Spruce, Clay, Floyd, RosiePuff, and Branch we're waiting in the lobby of the hospital, after the incident that occurred with John.*

F: "Oh gosh oh gosh!!!! Is he okay??!!!! It's been HOURS!!!! T-THEY SAID THEY MIGHT NEED TO DO SURGERY!!!!" *He was panicking.*

R: "Don't worry, Floyd. Your big brother is going to be okay. Besides, he's tough! Remember the time he hit his head on the stove last month?"

C: *Trying to hold in his laughter.* "PFT-"

R: *Turns towards him, speaking in a deep voice.* "You're still grounded, mister." πŸ‘Ή

C: "β€’β€’β€’ Oh." 😨

S: *Secretly, he's terrified, he doesn't want to be the oldest! Even though, he always said he wanted to. ....That was a lie. However, he was trying to act tough, to not show any weakness to impress T H EΒ  L A D I E S.* "My brother may have broken all of his bones, but I do not care! I am strong! I don't show any weakness! Y'all need to toughen up!" πŸ˜’πŸ’…

C: "Okay stop it with your toxic masculinity!"

S: *Breaks down.* "OKAY YOU'RE RIIIIGGGGHHHHHTTTTT!!!! I DON'T WANNA BE THE OLDESTTTTT!!!" 😭😭😭

F: "That's all you care about? John may be dead!!!" πŸ₯Ί

B: *Randomly bursts out laughing.* "EHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEH" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

F: 😨

Doctor: *Finally steps out to meet them.* "You can see him now. I have Good an bad News. Which would you like to hear first?"

F: "W-What's the bad news...?"

Doctor: "The bad news is that there's no good news."

F: "β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’ WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" 😭😭😭

Doctor: "DONTWORRYDONTWORRY- He's not.... Bad. He just has to stay in bed for 6 weeks. That means no shows, and no dancing! Don't even think about hiking!"

F: *Stops crying for a second as he recalls giving the bus driver their ticket for next week's show. Knowing it'll be canceled, he starts sobbing.* "NOOOO!!! THAT POOR BUS DRIVER!!!!" 😭😭

S: "Uhhhh- Can we go see him now?"

Doctor: "Yeah, go ahead. Just remember, be careful. He just woke up from surgery."

*He opens the door to the family to reveal John, who's in the bed wrapped up completely in bandages, except for his nose and mouth.*

R: "Aw, my baby! You're okay!!" *Pats his head. Clay speaks immediately after her.*

C: "KNOCK KNOCK!"

J: "β€’β€’β€’β€’ Who's there?"

C: "BOO!"

J: "Boo who?"

C: "Oh, don't cry! You're only wrapped up head to toe in bandages like an Amazon box around the holidays!"

J: "....If i could move right now.... I'D BEAT THE S-" *Realizes RosiePuff is there.* "-SSSSSSSSSUGAR OUT OF YOU!!"

F: *Sobbing and hugging John, talking really fast to the point where no one could understand him.* "I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!!!!!"

J: *Sarcastically* "I wish I was-"

S: "YOU BETTER NOT! I AIN'T BEING THE OLDEST!" πŸ‘Ή

F: "H-How'd you survive that fall...?"

J: *Branch is squishing his nose as he speaks.* "Uhhhh.... Well.... The doctor kindaaaa told me that my Squareitis Syndrome saved my life...."

C: "β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’ BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!"

R: "CLAY!! THAT'S MEAN! DO YOU WANNA BE GROUNDED LONGER??"

C: 😰 "Uhhhhhhhhhhh- No...?"

S: "Anyone up for a nice hike?" :]

J: "OH COME ON MAN!!!! DON'T TORTURE ME! HAVEN'T I BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH!" *Branch sits on his head.*

B: :> Squa!!

J: "Okay- Now I've been through enough-"

Moral Of The Story: Don't bring your water guns to the pool. Your square brother could get hurt!

-SKIPTHEZURRODRAGON [OpefuLee K0121BΒ  HELPED WITH THIS. THANKS GUYS :333]

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