A/N: THIS IDEA WAS SUGGESTED BY A LOT OF PEOPLE, SO I HOPE YOU'LL ENJOY IT!! 🩷🩷 [OPEFULEE HELPED ME WRITE IT, THANK YOUUU! THIS PROBABLY WOULD'VE NEVER LEFT MY DRAFTS IF I DIDN'T GET HELP- 😭😭💀]

*It was a cool, Autumn night at the Troll Tree. The leaves of the gigantic tree were slipping away from the twigs that held them and gracefully fluttering to the ground. The grass — once so green — was fading to a more olive color as the fall season progressed.*

*However, this night was more special than any other fall night known to troll. Tonight was Troll-o-ween Night. The one night a year where Trolls can dress up however they please, going from pod to pod to receive candy and get sugar rushes. To any Trolling, it was the best day ever; and the BroZone Brothers felt no different.*

*Floyd, the Sensitive brother, was more interested in the candy and dressing up aspect of the holiday. He found it fun to be able to dress up as his favorite thing/character. He was also a sucker for chocolates [A sucker? For chocolates? SUCKER?!]. For this Troll-o-ween, he decided that he would dress up as a little black cat. Cute, right? It's the perfect costume for a baby gay troll!*

*Meanwhile, Clay was busy tearing the entire pod apart, for he had lost an important part of his costume. This year, Clay decided to be a little.... Different. He wanted to dress up as a carrot. Yep. You heard me. A carrot. A fucking carrot.* [Dont question 7 year olds-]

C: "I LOST MY HAT!! WHERE'S MY CARROT TOP HAT?!" *He flips the table.*

*As all of this took place, JD and Spruce were discussing the more important things in life. Like, for example, how they would divide up this year's candy! ....without anyone's consent! :D*

JD: "Okay.... So how about this.... This year, Floyd gets all the suckers! It's the perfect candy for him! He likes them! Meanwhile, we can get all the Jolly Ranchers!"

S: "Bro.... You know that every year, we get 80% lollipops in our candy hauls! He's gonna get the majority of everything!"

JD: "Ohhhhh yeah- ur right-"

S: "Well?"

JD: "Then! Uhmmm...."

C: *Cutting John Off mid-sentence* "WHERE'S MY CARROT HAT?!"

S: "Why don't you go check under baby Branch? He sits on top of all of our stuff! Like remember the time when he sat on top of the remote, and it played that strange show??"

JD: *Shivers* "Nightmares-"

S: "Yeah- Grandma was mad- And that was the first time Branch got grounded! No more coconut milk for a week! I don't wanna re-live that week-" *Starts getting flashbacks*

H I D E  T H E  C O C O N U T S 👹

JD: "He thought we were coconuts and tried to store us for winter!! STORE US!!"

F: "Branch never did that! He's just a baby! :3"

S: "YOU JUST WEREN'T THERE!! IT WAS T R A U M A T I Z I N G....."

C: "....Anyways Imma go check under Branch!" *He dashed away to the Baby, who was sleeping ever so peacefully. Daw. No thoughts. Head empty. He just a baby. No understanding. Smol.*

*Until Clay lifted him, preparing to flip him over his shoulder like the table.*

F: "NO!! PUT HIM DOWN!!!"

*Clay still tosses him behind his shoulder, but luckily Floyd had caught him safely.*

B: "Again!" *He had enjoyed being thrown across the room.*

JD: "Wait! Now I know what candy he can have! The glorious, delicious, one and only..... TOTALLY COOL...."

S: "FOR THE LOVE OF TROLL-O-WEEN, FINISH THE DAMN SENTENCE!"

JD: "Yikes- Rude- *Clears throat* ANYWAYS- ITS THE CHUCKABABYBROTHERS!"

S: "....why?"

JD: "Cause he's a baby! DUHH! Also, he just got chucked across the room! Makes sense!"

F: "OOO! OOO! CAN I GET HERSHEYS??" *He raises his hand.*

C: "I thought you were a he/him-"

F: "....what?"

C: "Oh right, you're only 4- You'll get it someday." *Pats him on the back.* :]

F: "....anyways! What do you think of my cat costume?" *He posed to show off his cat costume to Clay. Only, one thing seemed off.... He was wearing Clay's carrot top hat!!*

C: "HEY!! That's where it went!" *In the moment, he takes the hat off of Floyd's head, placing it on his own instead.* "HAHHA!! I'M A CARROTTTTTTT!!!"

S: "I thought that was a pumpkin..." *He looks to his other brothers.* "Isn't that a pumpkin? That's clearly a pumpkin!!" *Obviously, you have to believe him. Because Spruce is always right.*

B: *Starts chanting,* "POOPKIM! POOPKIM! POOPKIM!" *Side fact: He was dressed up in a mouse onesie. That was so he could match with Floyd.*

JD: *Points at the "poopkim" costume and laughs,* "HAHA! POOPKIM! ....anyways I gotta go do my Zombie Makeup-" 💅

R: "WE'RE LATE! COME ON, BOYS ! DO YOU WANT CANDY OR NOT??" *RosiePuff was already halfway out the door.*

JD: "BUT WAIT!! I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO DO MY ZOMBIE MAKEUP!!" *He was dragged out the door by Clay, who was too excited for the holiday! John's face was only half green.*

B: *Crawls behind them,* "Shrek!" :>

F: "Wait for me, Branch!!" *He follows the crawling baby out the door.*

S: *He Just starts walking out the door, until RosiePuff stops him in his tracks.*

R: "Where's your costume? Aren't you going to dress up?"

S: "I'm already dressed up! As myself! Duhh!!" *He shows the mask of himself on his head.*

R: o_o' "Okay then, carry on."

S: "Hmph-" *Walks out the door with ✨s a s s.✨*

*With candy bags in their hands, the brothers set out to begin their Trick-or-Treating! There were so many pods to go to! It was impossible to pick who to go to first!! After putting in a lot of effort to decide, the trolls finally decided to go to the one and only S K Y  T O R O N T O.... [✨When he was younger✨]*

JD: "Alright, guys! Allow me! I'm the oldest, after all! I have more experience with knocking on doors!"

S: "Yeah, but like two years-"

C: "Uhhh 3 actually-"

S: "Pretty sure it's two...."

C: "Uhhh, 3?!"

S: "2!"

C: "3!!"

S: "TWO!!"

C: "👹T H R E E!!!👹"

F: "Wait.... Does that mean you guys have been in the world before I EXISTED?!!"

C: "YES! AND BRANCH TOO!"

*Achievement Unlocked! -Floyd Now Understand the Concept of Life. [Some parts-]*

F: .0. *Mind-blown* "You guys have seen Grandma YOUNGER?! HAVE YOU SEEN DINO-CRITTERS?!"

C: *Thinks to himself: "Hmmm.... That could be pretty interesting...." Then, he spoke aloud in reply,* "Yes!" :D

S: "Bro don't lie- we're not that ancient-"

C: "You're Right- We only saw the Cave Trolls...."

S: "SHUT THE FU-"

R: *Glares at him.* "Boys? The door!"

S, C, & F: "Oh Right!"

JD: *Fell asleep from all of the waiting he had to do.* "S N O R E"

B: *Bangs his head on the door to knock it. Only minor brain damage! Which explains why his math is so different! In fact, this explains a lot! Okay we're moving on-* 👍

—

*Now in the future, everytime Branch would do something stupid, his brothers would think fondly of this moment.*

B: *Crying on the floor because he accidentally said something stupid to Poppy.* "WHY DID I HAVE TO COMPARE HER TO MY BUNKER?!"

C: "It's probably because of that one time you hit your head on Sky Toronto's door and caused M I N O R  B R A I N  D A M A G E...."

B: "But, I don't remember that at all!"

S: "See? Brain damage!!"

F: "Maybe it was just because he was a baby?"

S & C: "HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM............. Nope! Definitely brain damage!" :D

—

*And they were right! [+20 points for team Spruce and Poopkim!] Back in the past, Sky Toronto had opened the door to see Baby Branch on the floor having a crisis! Whoopsies!*

ST [Sky Toronto]: "What the fuck- should I call an ambulance?"

C: "Nah man, It's okay. You just gotta get his brain back in place!" *Throws Baby Branch into Sky Toronto's pod flawlessly.*

*After being thrown, Baby Branch knocks over the entire bowl of candy. But it's okay, because he's fine now! M I N O R  B R A I N  D A M A G E! :D*

JD: *Snores and suddenly wakes up to the sound of the candy falling,* "HUH?! CANDY?!" *He noticed that Branch had knocked over a bowl of CHUCKABABYBROTHERS onto the floor.* "OOO! DIBS!" *He takes the candy from the floor.*

C: *He holds out a CHUCKABABYBROTHER to Sky,* "Ya want some?" :D

ST: "Oh, it's fine! You can keep it, little pumpkin!"

C: "I'M A CARROT!! A CARROT!!!" *He throws the CHUCKABABYBROTHERS in his face and goes in his pod to flip his tables.*

R: *Second-hand embarrassment.*

ST: *Suddenly, he decides to learn everything about his clients, so this will never happen again.* :') "I shall start an industry!" *And this was it. His B R E A K T H R O U G H.... All because of Clay! Let's applaud Clay!*

*Fake applause starts up*

*Also, be sad, because he broke his favorite table!*

*Fake booing starts*

*And, by throwing the candy in Sky's face, he damaged his vocal chords! Now his singing sucks! ALL BECAUSE OF CLAY*

*CLAY IS THE ONE WHO STARTED IT ALL! THE BIG BANG OF SKY'S UNIVERSE! THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL.... Dramatic origin stories are always caused by 7 year olds.... Be aware of them if you don't want your life to suck like Sky's....👹*

C: *Flips him off and leaves.* 🖕

ST: "I FEEL LIKE A NEW TROLL...." B]

R: *After the door shuts, she speaks,* "Well that was hard to watch-"

S: "Bro literally just created a Trolls The Beat Goes On character-"

C: "The what?"

JD: "HEYY!! I FORGOT MY CANDY IN THERE!!"

R: "There's other pods out there, let's hustle!"

JD: "LIKE 👹R H O N D A👹??"

R: "No! And stop referencing inside jokes that no one gets yet!"

JD: "mY bAdDdD-" 🙄💅

F: *Crying his eyes out from fear,* "STOP SAYING HER NAME LIKE THAT!!"

S: "LET'S JUST MOVE ON! NO ONE GETS IT!!" *He stomps ahead.*

*The BroZone brothers continued on their journey around the Troll Tree, going from pod-to-pod in search of delicious candy for their hauls this year. Similar to every other year, everyone was giving the brothers lollipops, so everyone gave them to Floyd.*

*Finally, after a good hour of collecting candy, the brothers finally arrived at their last stop: K I N G P E P P Y ' S P O D....*

F: "So.... Who's going to knock this time??"

S: "Not me! My glorious hands are far too tired to knock anymore! I've knocked on these doors so many times tonight!" 😔

C: "Literally be quiet, you knock on one door-"

S: "AND IT WAS FRUSTRATING!" 😡

F: "Well, I think we can all agree on the fact that we shouldn't let Branch knock! I don't want his head to get hurt!" *He picked up his baby Brother, who now has m i n o r brain damage.*

B: :>

S: "Uhh actually that was pretty funny...."

F: *Gasps* "How dare you!!!"

JD: "You know what?! I'll do it! Because the one time I tried to knock, Branch ended up doing it for me with his big head!"

B: :>

C: "You have no room to talk, Square!"

JD: "WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEEP SAYING THIS? I DONT GET IT!!"

C: "Maybe it's your square brain!"

JD: "I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS TROLLY I WILL-"

R: "BOYS!! Open. The. Door. It's past everyone's bed time because you all goofed off at Sky Toronto's pod! Now, someone knock! I don't care who!"

F: "You know what! I'll be confident and knock! You wanna come with me Branch?" *He looked down at his arm, only to notice that Branch was not in his arm.* "...Branch?"

S: *Notices Branch's disappearance and facepalms* "Why does this keep happening to us-" 😒

C: "Guys, are you blind?? He's right over there!" *Clay exclaimed, pointing at Baby Branch, who had just banged his head on King Peppy's door.*

JD: "This baby seriously just gave himself more brain damage. How's he gonna act when he's an adult?"

S: "Crazy." [*Ahem* Actually, it's Crazy Prepared- heheh 😎 *Ahem*]

B: :'>

F: *Picks up Branch* "Oh Branch! I was so worried we'd have to track you down! But, I'm glad you're safe now!" *He smiled at him, hugging him close.*

KP: *Opens his door after he heard the loud bang on his door. He smiles kindly at the brothers,* "Happy Troll-o-ween, Boys!"

B: "Twick ow Tweat" :33

KP: "Aw, how sweet!" *He grabs a bowl of candy from his table by the door. He held out the bowl to the 5 Trollings with a smile,* "Pick your favorites!"

*As the rest of the brothers were digging eagerly through the candy bowl to get their favorite treats, Baby Branch noticed something in the background. Sitting on a comfortable pillow on King Peppy's couch was none other than an egg, one that Branch thought was the biggest candy prize of all. [CONGRATULATIONS! ITS A CANDY!]*

*In a swift motion [and while everyone else was distracted with sweet treats and conversation], Bitty B crawled across the floor of Peppy's pod, climbed onto his couch, and took the egg in his hands. He was only slightly bigger than the egg, so it was hard to carry.*

B: "Camdy!" ^w^ *He then licked the egg. Ew.*

F: "Why is everyone giving me their lolli-" *He stopped mid-complaint as he noticed something. Branch was gone. He looked behind King Peppy to see that his Baby Brother had snuck inside, and was now holding the Egg of the future Princess.* "Branch!! What are you doing??"

B: *He was rolling the egg across the floor, trying to pull a quick steal. He stopped in his tracks as Floyd noticed him. All he could do was blink.* :<

S: "That's an egg! Not candy, you dum-dum!"

B: *Holds the egg as it shakes in his hands. He refused to let go of it.* "My Camdy!"

JD: "See! This is why you all should question his brain instead of mine! Hah. Hah!"

C: "Your head is too square to ignore though."

JD: -.-

KP: *Sets the bowl of candy down, walking over to Baby Branch, who has his egg in his hands,* "Alright, Branch. That is the egg of the future Princess of the Trolls! Not candy. So, you can give it back to me, and I'll get you some extra candy to make up for it." *He attempts to gently take the egg back from Branch's grip, but Branch was surprisingly strong for a baby.*

B: "Mine!"

KP: •••• *Keeps trying to get the egg back.* "Come on! Your family is waiting for you!"

B: "MINE" 👹

KP: .,.'

*SEVERAL ATTEMPTS AT GETTING AN EGG BACK FROM A BABY LATER....*

*The BroZone Brothers had finally made their way home after a crazy Halloween night. Baby Branch had a fit because the "Candy" egg was stolen from him, Floyd had gotten all lollipops and no Hershey's, Clay was continuously called a pumpkin, Spruce got dramatically worn out from knocking on one door, and John Dory didn't even get to knock on one door. What a night.*

R: "That's why this holiday's so difficult." *She said as she then passed out on the couch, fast asleep.*

MORAL OF THE STORY: Don't let your Baby Brother knock on doors, he could get brain damage and compare his girlfriend to his living space in the future! Also, Clays are the powerhouses of every cell, and CHUCKABABYBROTHERS are clearly the supreme candy.

Happy Halloween! -SKIPTHEZURRODRAGON [27-10-23]