Status: Animals (FINALLY I'm tired of hairless apes)

JK I've met some pretty gr8 hairless apes before

*******(claim these stars)

Nico di Angelo has updated his status

I'm not the only one who's grown a tail and ears on the top of their head right?

Comments

Jason Grace:Kitty kat Nico is becoming real! >O<

Percy Jackson:Alright now where did I out that collar and bell...

Nico di Angelo: I don't look anything like a cat!

Jason Grace: Aww D:

Percy Jackson: Gotta admit,that's mildly disappointing. Wut do you look like then?

Nico di Angelo: A black wolf?

Caleb Bayes:GUYS I'VE TURNED INTO A DOG WHAT'S HAPPENING

Kate Hampshire: Forget that!I've turned into a cat!

Tia Finch:Hey that rhymes :D

Haley Morring:Oh good,I'm not the only one who's now capable of throwing up hairballs

Piper McLean:I've turned into a dog too!

Annabeth Chase:Haley,how are you and Kate cats but Piper and I are dogs?

Kate Hampshire: Um...reasons?I dunno

Leo Valdez:AYY I'M A DOGGO NOW

Will Solace: Why are you so happy about that?

Leo Valdez: Cuz now Calypso will think I'm even cuter B)

Calypso:Sure,whatever helps you sleep at night.Also I'm a dog too.

Nico di Angelo: Is there anyone here who ISN'T an animal?!

Hazel Levesque: Nope,Frank,Reyna and I are wolves

Lou Ellen:Cecil and I are wolves too!

Nico di Angelo: HOW DID THIS EVEN HAPPEN?!

Percy Jackson: Wait...how are we typing when we're animals?

Jason Grace:I don't know...

Leo Valdez: Everyone post a picture of what you look like

(Please refer to Canine Demigods for pictures on canon characters)

Travis Stoll:Me and Connor look like-

Connor Stoll: -twins even though we're not

Caleb Bayes: Don't most dog breeds look alike anyways?

Kate Hampshire: WRONG,most cat breeds look alike

Nico di Angelo:Is no one going to explain how this happened?!

Admin:I will! :D

Hazel Levesque: Who the schist are you?!

Admin:I'm... uh...Harry Potter?

Harry Potter: YOU LIAR!!!

Haley Morring: HARRY?!?!?! :O

Admin: Harry!What did I say about crossing fandoms?

Harry Potter: Not to do it?

Admin:That's correct!Now go back to the Wizarding World!

Harry Potter: Fine :(

Harry Potter has logged off

Will Solace:Nur take me and Nico with you ;-;

Haley Morring: NOOOO TAKE ME WITH YOU HARRY BAE I WANT TO STUDY AT HOGWARTS

Annabeth Chase:You'll get there one day,Haley

Admin:Alright,now that he's gone...hello again :D

Percy Jackson: Who are you?!Are you that stalker who wrote the Lightning Thief?!

Rick Riordan:No,I'M that stalker who wrote The Lightning Thief.I also wrote Sea of Monsters,Titan's Curse,Battle of the Labyrinth, The Last Olympian,The Lost Hero,Son of Neptune,Mark of Athena,House of Hades,Blood of Olympus,and many other books that I won't mention because the "Admin" doesn't want to risk spoilers.

Admin:I AM PHYSICALLY DYING OVER HERE

Everyone:...

Rick Riordan:I believe my work here is done.

Rick Riordan has logged off

Nico di Angelo: Hello,we're all still CATS/DOGS/WOLVES AND NO ONE HAS EXPLAINED HOW

Caleb Bayes: So we're all Cadogolves?

Percy Jackson: Sounds like some mutant creature

Admin:You have all turned into animals because of ME >:)

Piper McLean: What?!How?!

Admin:My magical administrative powers,of course,Piper dear :D

Frank Zhang:CHANGE US BACK

Leo Valdez: For once I agree.How are we supposed to fight monsters if he can't use handheld weapons anymore?

Admin:You're animals now!You have natural defenses like fangs and claws.And is now REALLY the time to question how you're going to do anything without hands?I mean,you guys are typing this all just fine and you have paws...

Leo Valdez: Fair point

Annabeth Chase:When are you going to change us back to humans?

Admin:Well,I may turn you back to humans two weeks from now,if at all :>

Nico di Angelo: WHAT?!?!?!

Will Solace:So we either a)stay animals for two weeks or b)stay animals forever?!

Admin:Yup!Isn't life wonderful like that? :D

Hazel Levesque: You can't keel us like this for even a day!How will we get anything done?

Admin:Gurl,that is YO' problem,NOT mine!

Admin has logged off

Jason Grace:Alright,everyone start creating their virtual wills.

Leo Valdez:Hehehehehe WILLS

Will Solace:I have an unfortunate name...

Annabeth Chase:We can't stay as dogs,wolves,or cats!There are literally so many problems with this I'm just going to let you guys say them.

Leo Valdez: Um...we'll have to use the bathroom outside now?

Annabeth Chase:OK so that's technically an issue,but what about certain camp activities?

Kate Hampshire: Guess that means no pegasus riding D:

Will Solace:Or archery :(

Leo Valdez: I CAN'T MAKE MACHINES ANYMORE!!!WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?!?!I'LL GO MENTALLY INSANE!!!!

Percy Jackson: I can still eat blue cookies right?

Annabeth Chase:Yes,Percy,as it long as it doesn't have chocolate

Kate Hampshire: Suckers >:D I can still eat chocolate!

Haley Morring: Kate,chocolate can still kill cats.And wolves.

Cecil:Uh...

Lou Ellen:Cecil,did you eat any chocolate?!

Cecil:No...

Lou Ellen: SPIT IT OUT NOW!!!

Cecil:What if I already swallowed it?

Lou Ellen:CECIL!!!!

Will Solace:*le sigh* Come to the infirmary

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Pray that the chocolate doesn't kill Cecil guys 🍫

I'll be keeping them as animals in real time,so let's see what happens in the next two weeks... :)

~Webs