Spoon feed them peanut butter

Bathe them in coconut oil and claim "You thought it was flea shampoo"

Ask if you can get three more dogs. Ask if you can name one Tyler, one Perry, and the last one Madea (would be super annoying to both dogs and parents) If your parents say no, shout at them about them being racist

Get your dog a hamster wheel

Get your dog a hamster

Don't let your dog eat the hamster

Pat them constantly on the flank

Poke their sides repeatedly

Get in there face and wail if they try to lick you

All I got xD