You: I love the  transformers movies so much!!!! My favorite Autobot is Ironhide!!!! I've written three fanfics about  TF already!!!!!

Boy: oh yeah. Transformers is great! The violence it the best part. It was so funny in that one movie when Optimus died!

You: do you even know which movie it was in?AND how many times he's ever died in any series at all?

Boy: no, of course not. The shows are  stupid. You do know that A. Transformers isn't real, and B. The shows are for little kids?

You: *lists how many times OP dies, when in the show/movie he died,  how long until he rose from the dead, how he rose from the dead,  etc* 

Boy: so what? That's not important. They aren't real. Who cares?

You: *stares at boy creepily, then blows whistle that emits a sound only TF fans can hear* FANGIRLS UNITE

Fangirls: DESTROY THE BOY *repeats sentence over and over agian while swarming boy*

Boy: *dies*