*in the car, bored, so you make up a mind conversation*

In your mind:

You:*cough cough* WHEN WILL THE SUFFERING OF MY SORE THROAT ENDDDDD

Random voice: AT THE END OF YOUR DAYS

You: when I die?

Random voice: no. At the end of your school days.

You: in the summer? :(

Random voice: No. On Friday.

You: who are you? And why do you sound like a  Mr. Krabs with a deep voice?

Random Voice: I AM MR KRABS :D

you: no. I can make you into anything I want. 

Mr.Krabs: *turns into Optimus* *Turns into Arcee* *turns into Bumblebee* *turns into 5 instead of 7 headed hydra* 

You: see. Anything. Even Starscream. But who would want to be Starscream?

Hydra:*Turns into Bulkhead*

*rest of team prime appears*

You: hai :D 

*outside of mind* 

You: A CRICKET!

*in mind*

You: ITS A GIANT CRICKET! Actually its kind of cute.

Arcee: KILL IT

Bulkhead: will it eat me?

You: no.

Bulk: are you sure?

You: yes

Bulk: are you sure you're sure?

You: no. The cricket is a man/bot eating  cricket that can rip of chucks of flesh and giant  chunks of metal of of an Autobot. They like the big, muscley ones. Like you, Bulk.

*out of mind* 

You: TWO MORE CRICKETS, THEY'RE YTWICS AS BIG AS THE FIRST ONE? Still cute.

*in mind*

Smokey:*laughs*  look at Bulk!

Bulk:*hugging a giant kitten while sucking his thumb* its okay...  Its just 3 giant crickets... 3 giant bot eating crickets that can teat you apart at any moment.hug  me kitty.*hugs cat*

Ratchet*throws wrenches at you* look what you did to Bulk!

You: Ikr! So funny!Ow! -.-

Miko:* rides  giant kitten*WHEEEEE

*unicorns and Narhwals and unikitties anbd potato chips and cotton candy and rainbow farting  cupcake pooping icecream barfing magical unicorns with fluffy   pop iup everywhere *

Raf: none of this is scientifically possible..

You: way to ruin the fun Raf.. Its my brain. I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT. Like this:

Raf* turns into  kitten*