Fletcher stumbled back, unaware of the window behind him. He tripped, spun rather impressively, did a little twirl, then, just as he was about to regain his footing, he fell out the window.

Glass smashed and Fletcher screamed.

It was a long was down.

***

"We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of Fletcher Renn, the last teleporter. If only he hadn't accidentally autodefenestrated himself by falling out of a window..."