"Wow, look at him go!"

"Should he be this close to the glass..?"

"Oh my God! Get out of the way!!"

"Aaaaaa!"

Smash

"Oop Fletcher didn't move in time-"

***

"We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of Fletcher Renn, the last teleporter. If only he hadn't gone to the zoo on the day a rhino escaped..."