"What a good idea."

"Fletcher, no."

"It'll be great fun."

"Fletcher, no."

"Do you think I should do it?"

"No."

"I think I should do it."

"No."

"I'm going to do it."

"Fletcher, for God's sake-"

"I'll probably fly!"

"Fletcher! You'll hurt your arse!"

"But I want to fly!"

"Do you know what? Whatever. I can't be bothered anymore. Do whatever you want."

"Wooooo!!"

Sizzle... Crack...
"AAARRGGHH!!!"

***

"We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of Fletcher Renn, the last teleporter. If only he hadn't insisted that setting off a firework up his own backside would be a good idea..."