Tigerclaw: 'sup cats welcome to the new Tiger House presenting 101 ways why Tigerclaw is awesome

Twilightspeckle: Don't listen to him! What's up cats presenting 101 ways Twilightspeckle is cool

Crowfeather: No it's suppose to be 101 ways to annoy Crowfeather

Twilightspeckle: Oh right. What's up ya'll presenting 101 ways to annoy Crowfeather

Tigerclaw: No, I have taken hold of this place

Twilightspeckle: No way no one likes you

Tigerclaw: But I'm awesome. Here's my accomplishments— killed Firestar, killed many cats, opened eyes when I was 1 or 2 days old, leader of ShadowClan, and leaded the Dark Forest Attack 

Twilightspeckle: Gah bad accomplishment. I did better

Crowfeather: I did better!

Twilightspeckle: Go and reread my book if you wanna prove that. (Than turns her positive face on cats) Any way let's annoy Crowfeather

Tigerclaw: Sure

Twilightspeckle: thx sweet

Cats: (drops it's jaws) Wait Twilight, you, tiger?

Twilightspeckle: I said that to him (points at a blank space) there's my sis Dustypaw 

Dustypaw: (Who had hid her appearance) Hi

Cats: Fewth

Twilightspeckle: Today we are annoying Crowfeather by experiencing Firestar. Firestar has brought this up. Firestar, Plz tell the why

Firestar: I have went through a lot of things, I want to tell you young cats to pass on my memory

Warning: plz read until Omen of the Stars if you don't want any spoilers 

Twilightspeckle: Magicfur!

Magicfur: (a witch) Nambala nambala capow!

Crowfeather: suddenly disappears 

Twilightspeckle: Everyone look at the monitor!

Crowfeather: Where am I?

Smudge: Hey Teddy! Where you going?

Teddy (Crowfeather): Um to the wild?

Smudge: Be careful there are cats that eat bones

Teddy: Um okay?

(Time skips until he meets Lionheart and Whitestorm)

Teddy: Uh who's this white warrior?

Lionheart: he is Whitestorm, one of our finest warriors

(Time skip until when Firestar's first hunting train. So far Teddy (Crowfeather) got the name of Waterpaw)

Lionheart: Keep your paws light, you don't want to let the mouse your there

Waterpaw (Crowfeather): Like this

Tigerclaw: Soft like a kittypet

Waterpaw: chi— (calms down)

(A lot of time skip when Sandstorm accuse about Spottedleaf)

Sandstorm: You always loved Spottedleaf more than me!

Waterheart (Crowfeather): No! I love you...

Sandstorm: No you don't!

Waterheart: dncb—(clan's down)

(Time skip until the Dark Forest Attack)

Tigerclaw: I will kill you!

Waterstar (Crowfeather): Try!

Tigerclaw: (gives a killing bite) Ha!

Waterstar: Okay I give up. Your dead and you killed me? Chcjsjjshfhsioqkdhchdujwkspdihwb a,doocjsj

Twilightspeckle: And that's how you annoy Crowfeather by being Firestar!