2d was putting his hand up his ass while watching Jesus porn,,, Jesus then somehow broke into his room with a smug ass face "J-J-JESUS S-S-SENPAI!!" he schreeched "wanna fuk tootie, ;3" said jesus,, "y-YES S-S-SENPAI" ,,, Jesus then crucified 2d with his dick,, Jesus and 2d both died from breathing