Random person:SSSYYYDDDNNNEEYY

Me:Wat?

Random person:Look! *Shoves newspaper in face*

*Look at media*

Me: *reads aloud* Swiftie news. Katy Perry has a song called dark horse. Taylor Swift has a song called white horse. Which fandom is better?! Today we'll be having a race to see who is truly the best fandom. It'll be against all music fandoms. Good luck.....written by random person?! *glares at random person* BUT YOU KNOW WERE THE BEST FANDOM!

Random person:It's only for fun!

Me:You kidding?!

Random person:Nope!

Me:Fine! What are we riding on?

Random person:It's either a white horse or a new Maserati.

Me:*spits out water* SO ITS BY SONG LYRICS?!?!

Random person:Yep!

Me:*screams* DO YOU WANT THE MILEY CYRUS FANS TO BEAT US BY WRECKING US WITH A FREAKING WRECKING BALL?!?!

Random person:Calm down! It's fine!

Me:Fine?! What do katy cats have?!?!

RP:She has the tiger. You know, because she has a song called Roar.

Me:*faints then gets back up* SELENATORS HELP US!

RP:Well they have slight disadvantage since Selena literally has a song called slow down.

Me:.......LORDE HELP US!

RP:They're riding on a grey goose.

Me:WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?!?!

RP:It's a lyric form royals. You know, grey goose tripping in the bathroom? To make you feel better, they get bonus points because she has a song called team.

Me:DO WE HAVE BONUS POINTS?!?!

RP:Umm....fearless?

Me:......WE'RE GONNA DIE! Wait! Calvin's fans are on our team! Wait are they riding?

RP:Umm....

Me:Think of Calvin Harris song!

RP:Um, feel so close?

Me:IT HAS FORCE FIELD IN THAT SONG!! THEY HAVE A FORCE FIELD!

RP:Bonus points considering that Calvin has an album called motion.

Me:YAS!

RP:I'll just let them ride a disco ball. Any ways, you realize we're all enemies in this right?

Me:.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WE'RE GONNA DIE BECAUSE OF A FREAKING WRECKING BALL!

RP:Okay, Calm down. The race is in about an hour. We're going against every music fandom. We'll be fine. Okay?

Me:You better ride that freaking Maserati.....

RP:Okay......