43. Guilia. Firstly, she should spell her name with a J. It’s just stupid with a G. Secondly, she should dump Allen or Allen should dump her, because they are the most toxic couple I have ever witnessed in action—even more so than we were at the end. She always had a list of complaints a mile long, and Allen would ignore every single one of them. And that hair. I know I shouldn’t bring vanity up, but her hair. Oh, and also her voice. I know it’s something she can’t control, but whenever she spoke it was like a shrill drill was gnawing at my skull piece by piece. I think I’d rather talk to your dad than Guilia. But despite my issues with her, she actually didn’t hate me that much. She was too busy being concerned with herself, but hey, if that led to some sort of acceptance, I would take it. That voice of hers, though…