Jayfeather: *walking*

Fan girls: *walking right behind him*

Jayfeather: BACK UP!!!!

Fan girls: *get even closer*

Jayfeather: *holding bomb*

Fan girls: *surprised face*

Me: *hiding in a bomb shelter*

Bomb: explodes*

Alderheart: reason three is: he always has fan girls following him!

Me: ahhh alderheart! How