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This is a story of boy meets girl.
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The boy, Tom Hansen
of Margate, New Jersey,
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grew up believing that
he'd never truly be happy...
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until the day he met "the one."
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This belief stemmed from early exposure
to sad British pop music...
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and a total misreading
of the movie The Graduate.
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Elaine! Elaine!
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The girl, Summer Finn
of Shinnecock 'Michigan'
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did not share this belief.
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Since the disintegration
of her parents 'marriage'
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she'd only loved two things.
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The first was her long dark hair.
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The second was how easily
she could cut it off...
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and feel nothing.
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Tom meets Summer on January 8.
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He knows almost immediately
she's who he's been searching for.
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This is a story of boy meets girl.
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But you should know up front,
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this is not a love story.
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We didn't know
who else to call.
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It's Amanda Heller
all over again.
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You did the right thing.
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Now, where is he?
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Thomas.
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Rachel.
What are you doing here?
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- I'm here to help you.
- Help me how?
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First, put down the plate.
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Drink this.
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- What is that?
- Vodka.
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Um, does Mom know
that you're here?
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- 'Cause it's probably past 10:00.
- Don't worry about it.
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Just start from the beginning
and tell us what happened.
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Things were going so well.
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Then what?
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I think we should
stop seeing each other.
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- Just like that?
- Just like that.
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- Did she say why?
- I mean, this thing... What are we doing?
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I mean, is this normal?
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Norm- I-I don't know. I don't care.
I'm happy. Aren't you happy?
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- You're happy?
- You're not?
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- All we do is argue.
- That is bullshit.
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Maybe she was just in a bad mood.
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Yeah, maybe like a- a hormonal thing.
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- P.M.S.?
- What do you know about P.M.S.?
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- More than you, Tom.
- Then what happened?
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This can't come as
a total surprise to you.
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I mean, we've been like Sid and Nancy
for months now.
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Summer, Sid stabbed Nancy...
seven times with a kitchen knife.
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I-I mean, we have some disagreements,
but I hardly think I'm Sid Vicious.
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No. I'm Sid.
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Oh, so I'm Nancy?
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Let's just eat,
and we'll talk about it later.
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Mmm. That is good.
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I'm really glad we did this.
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I love these pancakes.
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What?
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Tom, don't go.
You're still my best friend!
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- Jesus.
- You've broken up with girls before.
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Yes.
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And girls have broken up
with you before.
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- This is different.
- Why?
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'Cause it's Summer.
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So you'll-
you'll meet somebody new.
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Point is, you're the best guy I know.
You'll get over her.
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I think it's kind of like how they say.
There's, uh-
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There's plenty of other fish in the sea.
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- No.
- They- They say that.
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Well, they're lying.
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I don't want to get over her.
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I want to get her back.
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Maybe playing it safe
is the wrong approach.
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The nuclear family is dead,
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and we need a new holiday
that recognizes that.
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May 21st.
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Other Mother's Day.
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Thank you.
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I'd say we've got some potential here.
What do you think, Hansen?
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Could you write up
some prototypes for these?
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Uh, Mr. Vance, there's a telephone call
for you on line three.
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Oh. Thank you.
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Uh, everyone, this is Summer,
my new assistant.
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Summer just moved here from-
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- Michigan.
- Right. Michigan. Right.
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Uh, Summer, everyone.
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Everyone, Summer.
Excuse me. I have to take this.
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It's nice to meet you all.
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There's only two kinds
of people in the world.
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There's women, and there's men.
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Summer Finn was a woman.
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Height, average. Weight, average.
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Shoe size, slightly above average.
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For all intents and purposes,
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Summer Finn, just another girl.
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Except she wasn't.
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To wit, in 1998,
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Summer quoted a song by the Scottish band
Belle and Sebastian...
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in her high school yearbook.
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"Color my life
with the chaos of trouble."
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This spike in Michigan
sales of their album...
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The Boy with the Arab Strap...
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continues to puzzle industry analysts.
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Summer's employment at the Daily Freeze
during her sophomore year...
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coincided with an inexplicable
212% increase in revenue.
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Every apartment Summer rented...
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was offered at an average rate
of 9.2% below market value.
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And her round-trip commute to work...
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averaged 18.4 double takes per day.
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It was a rare quality,
this "Summer effect."
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Rare, and yet something every
post adolescent male has encountered...
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at least once in their lives.
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For Tom Hansen to find it now
in a city of 400,000 offices,
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91,000 commercial buildings
and 3.8 million people-
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well, that could only
be explained by one thing:
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Fate.
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Dude, I hear she's a bitch.
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Really?
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Yeah. Patel tried to talk
to her in the copy room.
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She's totally not having it.
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Maybe she was just in a hurry.
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And maybe she's an uppity,
"better than everyone" superskank.
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Damn.
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I know. She's pretty hot.
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That sucks.
Why is it pretty girls...
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think they can treat people like crap
and get away with it?
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Centuries of reinforcement.
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You know what? Screw her.
I don't care.
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If she wants to be that way, fine.
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Smiths?
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Hi.
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- I love the Smiths.
- Sorry?
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I said I love the Smiths.
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You have-
You have good taste in music.
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- You like the Smiths?
- Yeah.
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I love 'em.
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Holy shit.
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There you go.
Have another piece.
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- Ah.
- Drinks?
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- Arthur, did you get a piece?
- Thanks.
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- Want one?
- Yeah.
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- Want one?
- Mmm.
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- Summer, right?
- Oh. Yeah.
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- Smiths fan.
- Yeah. Tom.
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Want some, uh, uh-
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It's not champagne.
I don't know what it is.
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Sure.
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So, how's it goin'?
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- Pretty good.
- You just moved here, right?
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When?
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- Saturday.
- Oh, wow.
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And, uh, what brought you?
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Boredom mostly.
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Wanted to try something
new and exciting.
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Mmm.
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Well, clearly you've come
to the right place.
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So, have you worked here long?
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About three or four years.
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Wow. You've...
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always wanted to write
greeting cards?
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No, I don't even
want to do it now.
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Well, you should
do something else then.
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Yeah. I studied to be
an architect, actually.
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You did? That's cool.
What happened there?
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It didn't work out.
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I needed a job, and here we are.
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You any good?
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Well, um, I wrote this one.
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"Today you're a man.
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Mazel tov on your bar mitzvah."
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- It's a big seller.
- I meant as an architect.
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Yeah.
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- I doubt it.
- Well,
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you're a perfectly adequate
greeting card writer.
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Thank you. That was actually
my nickname in college.
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They called me
"Perfectly Adequate" Hansen.
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They used to call me Anal Girl.
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I was very neat and organized.
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- Well, I should get back, so-
- Uh-
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All right. See you later.
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I don't know, man.
I think it's official.
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I'm in love with Summer.
I love her smile.
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I love her hair. I love her knees.
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I love this heart-shaped birthmark
she has on her neck.
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I love the way she sometimes
licks her lips before she talks.
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I love the sound of her laugh.
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I love the way she looks
when she's sleeping.
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I love how I hear this song every-
every time I think of her.
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I love how she makes me feel.
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Like-
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Like anything's possible,
or like- I don't know. Like-
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Like life is worth it.
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This is not good.
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She likes Magritte and Hopper.
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And we talked about Banana fish
for like 20 minutes.
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We're so compatible, it's insane.
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She's- well, she's not
like I thought at all.
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She's amazing.
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- Oh, boy.
- What?
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Just 'cause some cute girl likes
the same bizarro crap you do,
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that doesn't make her
your soul mate, Tom.
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- Red team wins!
- What do you mean?
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- It's off.
- What?
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- Me and Summer.
- Was it ever on?
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No, but it could have been,
in a world where good things happen to me.
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Yeah, well, that's not
really where we live.
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No.
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Lucky.
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So, what happened?
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- All right. You ready?
- Yeah.
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So there we are.
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Nine more floors to ride,
just me and her.
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Hey, Summer.
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Hi.
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How was your weekend?
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It was good.
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Can you believe that shit?
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I'm sorry. What shit?
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I think I missed something.
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She said, "It was good."
Emphasis on the "good."
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She basically said she spent the weekend
having sex with some guy she met at the gym.
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Skank. Whatever.
I'm over it.
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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She's not interested in me.
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There's really nothing
I can do about that.
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Just because she said it was good?
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And some other things.
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Like, did she say, uh,
"hey" instead of "hi"?
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I mean, 'cause you know that that-
that means that she's a lesbian, right?
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I gave her plenty of chances.
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I'm going to the supply room.
Do you guys need anything?
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I think you know what I need.
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Uh, toner.
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Okay. Sure. No problem.
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Whatever, man. It's fine.
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I don't need this crap really.
I just, you know-
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I'm comfortable.
I'm unhassled.
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People don't realize this,
but loneliness-
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- It's underrated.
- You could just ask her out.
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Don't be stupid.
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Hey.
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This Friday, all you can
karaoke at the Mill.
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No.
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Come on.
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They're not gonna let you
back in there after last time.
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Ah, I wasn't that bad.
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Dude, you threw up on the stage,
you tried to fight the bartender...
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and you threatened to
burn the place down.
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But I didn't burn the place down.
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We're not going back there, man.
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Look. It's not like that, okay?
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It's a work thing.
The whole office is going.
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- I can't go, even if I wanted-
- You're not listening to me.
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- What?
- The whole office is going.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:53,220
- They said you weren't coming.
- You asked if I was-
255
00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:55,550
Goddamn. That song is brilliant!
256
00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:56,548
What's up, Hansen?
257
00:17:56,648 --> 00:17:57,660
Summer. Summer-
258
00:17:57,760 --> 00:18:00,194
- That's me.
- Come on up.
259
00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:02,540
You-
260
00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:05,892
Okay. I'm new,
so no making fun of me.
261
00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:11,940
- Ah, thanks.
- Yeah, man.
262
00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:13,234
Cheers.
263
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,076
- Like, that's what I was-
- I guess.
264
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:51,100
- Hello.
- Hi.
265
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:53,780
I didn't, uh- I didn't know
you were gonna join us.
266
00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:56,030
I would have gotten you,
you know, a drink, or-
267
00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:58,037
- I'm good.
- You're good?
268
00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:00,165
You- You were great-
great up, uh, singing.
269
00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:01,220
Thank you.
270
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:03,595
I wanted to sing "Born To Run,"
but they didn't have it.
271
00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:05,620
- I love "Born To Run."
- Me too.
272
00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:08,100
- Tom's from New Jersey.
- Really?
273
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,980
Yeah. I grew up there.
Uh, I lived there till I was 12.
274
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:12,900
I named my cat after Springsteen.
275
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,900
No kidding.
What-what was his name?
276
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,956
Bruce.
277
00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:18,559
- Oh.
- That makes sense.
278
00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:23,220
So, do you have a boyfriend?
279
00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:25,220
- No.
- Why not?
280
00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:28,740
- 'Cause I don't want one.
- Come on. I don't believe that.
281
00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:31,780
You don't believe that a woman
could enjoy being free and independent?
282
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,820
Are you a lesbian?
283
00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:36,020
No, I'm not a lesbian.
284
00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:38,340
I just don't feel comfortable
being anyone's girlfriend.
285
00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:42,035
I don't actually feel comfortable
being anyone's anything, you know.
286
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:43,786
I don't know what
you're talking about.
287
00:19:43,886 --> 00:19:44,580
Really?
288
00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:46,660
Nope.
289
00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:48,740
Okay.
Let me break it down for you.
290
00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:53,020
- Break it down.
- Okay. I like being on my own.
291
00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:56,140
Relationships are messy,
and people's feelings get hurt.
292
00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:58,380
Who needs it? We're young.
293
00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:00,940
We live in one of the most beautiful
cities in the world.
294
00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:03,260
Might as well have fun
while we can and...
295
00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:05,700
save the serious stuff for later.
296
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:09,020
Holy shit. You're a dude.
She's a dude.
297
00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:13,159
Okay. But wait, wait.
What happens if you fall in love?
298
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:15,180
What?
299
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,236
Well, you don't believe that, do you?
300
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:19,620
It's love.
It's not Santa Claus.
301
00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:21,620
Well, what does
that word even mean?
302
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,757
I've been in relationships,
and I don't think I've ever seen it.
303
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:25,721
Well, maybe that's-
304
00:20:25,821 --> 00:20:27,997
And most marriages end
in divorce these days.
305
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,380
- Like my parents.
- Okay. Mine too, but-
306
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:33,180
Me thinks the lady
doth protest too much.
307
00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:36,460
The lady dothn't.
308
00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:39,580
There's no such thing as love.
It's a fantasy.
309
00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:42,319
Well, I think you're wrong.
310
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,460
Okay. Well,
311
00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:49,120
what is it that
I'm missing then?
312
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,635
I think you know it
when you feel it.
313
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:59,354
I guess we can just
agree to disagree.
314
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,740
Yeah.
315
00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:06,460
Okay. Who's singing next?
316
00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:09,279
I nominate Young Werther here.
317
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:11,470
- I'm not nearly drunk enough to-
- Bartender.
318
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:56,668
You're good!
319
00:22:00,251 --> 00:22:02,229
Is it-?
320
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:06,277
- It's not?
- No, that's not it.
321
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:08,277
- What is that then?
- I don't know. That-
322
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:09,847
That- That's something,
but that's not it.
323
00:22:09,947 --> 00:22:10,620
I know.
324
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:12,298
Ah, I used to watch it every week.
325
00:22:12,398 --> 00:22:13,100
Oh. Yeah!
326
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:15,140
- It was the best show on TV.
- I know.
327
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:17,470
Knight Rider? Come on.
And the theme song is really good.
328
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:18,480
So good.
329
00:22:18,580 --> 00:22:20,540
This is gonna bother me for a week.
330
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,540
Me too.
331
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:38,316
- You were amazing.
- I know, buddy.
332
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,317
You're amazing.
333
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:42,340
- This was so much fun.
- Yeah.
334
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:44,620
You guys are so much-
Wait! Wait! Hey.
335
00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:47,060
- What's up?
- Not you.
336
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:49,100
You.
337
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,838
- He likes you.
- Okay.
338
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:52,837
- He likes you, likes you!
- Good night, McKenzie.
339
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:54,099
Why don't you just tell her, Tom?
340
00:22:54,199 --> 00:22:54,860
Yeah.
341
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:57,660
- You guys are the best!
- Sorry you had to see that. He's-
342
00:22:57,760 --> 00:22:59,940
Happens every time we come here.
He, uh- I don't know.
343
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:01,917
Something about
that guy and singing.
344
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:04,020
- Is that true?
- Yeah, yeah.
345
00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:07,157
He drinks, and he sings
and just loses his shit.
346
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,380
No, uh, not McKenzie.
347
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:11,460
Um, the other thing.
348
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:13,471
What thing?
349
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,551
Do you... Iike me?
350
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:21,900
Yeah.
351
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,991
Yeah, of course I like you.
352
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,956
As friends?
353
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,020
Right. As friends.
354
00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:32,980
Just as friends?
355
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:37,500
Yeah. I mean, I-I don't know.
I hadn't really thought about, um-
356
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:39,860
Yes. Why?
357
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:43,236
No reason. I just-
358
00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:47,820
I think you're interesting,
and I'd like for us to be friends.
359
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:49,990
Is that all right?
360
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:54,713
Yeah. It's, um-
361
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:56,959
Yeah. You and me,
we should be friends.
362
00:23:57,059 --> 00:23:57,860
Mmm.
363
00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,996
Okay. Good.
364
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:12,037
Well, I'm that way, so-
365
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:17,113
- Okay. Well, good night.
- Good night.
366
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:38,113
- Hey.
- Hi.
367
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:08,593
So, that was fun the other night.
368
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,877
- You son of a bitch.
- Shh!
369
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,757
The same girl you've been
obsessing over for weeks now?
370
00:25:51,857 --> 00:25:52,900
I've not been obsessing.
371
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,514
The girl you said was out of your league,
that you'd never have a chance with...
372
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:56,675
- ...in a million years. That girl.
- Paul, seriously.
373
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:58,279
- Did you bang her?
- No.
374
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,265
- What, hum job? Hand job?
- No.
375
00:26:00,365 --> 00:26:01,140
Man, no.
376
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:05,700
No jobs. I'm still unemployed.
We- We kissed.
377
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:08,540
Level with me, man. Come on.
This is your best friend, huh?
378
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:12,110
Your best friend who tolerated you
whining about this girl for weeks on end.
379
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:13,300
- Paul-
- You were essentially stalking her!
380
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:15,140
Paul! Shh!
381
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:21,740
- Hi.
- Hey.
382
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:24,100
- I'm Summer.
- Summer.
383
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:27,510
- I'm Paul.
- Hi, Paul. Nice to meet you.
384
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:35,269
Well, I gotta go.
I gotta do some, you know.
385
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:36,088
Yeah, man.
386
00:26:36,188 --> 00:26:38,380
Um, pretend I was never here.
387
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:41,220
Oh, wait! Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom.
Um, if any jobs come up-
388
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:43,620
Thanks, Paul! See ya!
389
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:51,260
He's, uh, you know,
an old friend.
390
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:53,555
If you heard any of, um-
391
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:56,060
- Heard what?
- Nothing. You wanna go?
392
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:58,833
Yeah. I'm stalking.
I mean, I'm starving.
393
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,660
Ah, hon?
394
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:07,716
Our sink is broken.
395
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:15,390
Man, all of our sinks are broken.
396
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:24,700
What are we looking for again?
397
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:26,980
- Uh, trivets.
- How 'bout a fly gel?
398
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:29,116
No, I don't think so.
399
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:32,180
No? You don't want a fly gel?
400
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:34,271
Home sweet home.
401
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:40,340
Our place really
is lovely, isn't it?
402
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:42,340
Yes.
403
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:44,590
Ooh! Idol's on.
404
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:54,620
The TV's not working.
405
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:56,940
Oh.
406
00:27:57,040 --> 00:28:00,740
Well, I'm famished.
407
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:02,751
Let's eat.
408
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:09,820
Mmm. Smells delicious.
409
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:13,959
Oh, honey, that's because
it is delicious.
410
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:17,060
I made it myself.
411
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:19,420
Bald eagle.
Your favorite.
412
00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:29,620
The sink's broken.
413
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:31,836
Well, that's okay, because...
414
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:36,500
that's why we bought a home
with two kitchens.
415
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:38,860
You're so smart.
416
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:41,300
I'll race you to the bedroom.
417
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:05,060
Darling, I don't know
how to tell you this,
418
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:09,358
but... there's a Chinese family
in our bathroom.
419
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:29,797
This is fun.
420
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:32,500
You're fun.
421
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:34,511
Thanks.
422
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:41,020
Hey, um,
423
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:44,340
I just wanna tell you that, um,
424
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:47,512
I'm not really looking...
425
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:51,235
for anything... serious.
426
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,700
Is that okay?
427
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:58,711
Yeah.
428
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:03,900
'Cause some people kind of freak out
when they hear that.
429
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,500
No, not me.
430
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:08,940
You sure?
431
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:12,953
Yeah. Like, casual, right?
Take it slow.
432
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:15,020
Right.
433
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:17,111
No pressure.
434
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:52,789
Can you, uh-
Can you wait one second?
435
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:04,180
Okay. Settle.
She's just a girl.
436
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:06,220
Just a girl.
437
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:08,940
She wants to keep it casual,
438
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:11,508
which is why she's
in my bed right now.
439
00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:14,234
But that's casual.
That's what casual people do.
440
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:18,111
That's fine. That's great.
441
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,471
- Hi.
- Hi.
442
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:05,420
Hey.
443
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:07,420
Hello.
444
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:12,220
Hi.
445
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:21,340
Thanks.
446
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:41,799
You know, I'm gonna- I'm gonna-
I'm gonna get Alfredo's number.
447
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:43,831
- Okay.
- And I'll- And I'll bring it to you.
448
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:44,870
- Okay.
- Okay?
449
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,140
Is this Solitaire?
450
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:48,834
So, did you get her back yet or what?
451
00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:53,551
Working on it.
452
00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:58,917
Hey, maybe you should write a book.
453
00:33:59,017 --> 00:33:59,940
What?
454
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,820
Well, you know, Henry Miller said
the best way to get over a woman...
455
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:04,860
is to turn her into literature.
456
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:07,780
Well, that guy had
a lot more sex than me.
457
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:14,260
Oh, this is it! This is it!
458
00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:16,340
So great to hear from you.
459
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:18,380
I can't this week, but maybe next?
460
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:20,596
I hope this means
you're ready to be friends.
461
00:34:37,240 --> 00:34:40,020
Yeah, that's it. That is it.
462
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:42,580
Your girl is losing it.
463
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:45,148
Can you just be serious,
for just a second?
464
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:47,350
- I am being totally serious.
- No, you're joking around.
465
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:50,100
- No, I am not joking around.
- "Octopus's Garden"?
466
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:52,820
Yes, "Octopus's Garden"
is the best Beatles song ever recorded.
467
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:54,700
Why don't you just say "Piggies"?
468
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:56,791
Come on. I love Ringo Starr!
469
00:34:56,920 --> 00:35:00,595
- Nobody loves Ringo Starr.
- That's what I love about him.
470
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:04,831
No, no.
471
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:10,020
Ooh, this looks good.
472
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:12,380
Gets really good reviews.
473
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:20,112
You know what?
That looks pretty doable.
474
00:35:20,240 --> 00:35:23,100
- Why are you asking me now?
- Because this was your idea.
475
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:27,156
- Put your hand there.
- Wait one second.
476
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:28,319
Okay.
477
00:35:28,419 --> 00:35:31,420
- Three, two, one!
- One.
478
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:38,229
Yeah, the street level
isn't so exciting, but-
479
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:42,900
Like, if you look up-
480
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:51,140
The Fine Arts Building.
481
00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:55,404
The guys who designed this,
Walker and Eisen, are...
482
00:35:55,504 --> 00:35:56,940
two of my favorites.
483
00:35:57,040 --> 00:36:00,980
Isn't that cool?
484
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:13,980
- This is my favorite spot.
- This is?
485
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:16,420
This is your favorite spot?
486
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:18,780
Right here.
487
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,780
How come?
488
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:24,997
Uh, I don't know.
It's kind of hard to explain, I guess.
489
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:27,820
Well, try.
490
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:30,660
Um- Well, okay.
491
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:34,540
Like, that building- that's, uh-
492
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:37,340
That's been there since 1911.
493
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:40,540
And that- that's the Continental.
That's L.A.'s first skyscraper.
494
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:43,020
It was built in 1904.
495
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:44,820
What is that?
496
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:46,911
That?
497
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:50,060
- That's a parking lot.
- Oh!
498
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:53,630
Yeah. That's-
That's also a parking lot.
499
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:57,380
That's, um- Yeah.
500
00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:59,994
There's a lot of beautiful
stuff here too though.
501
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:03,882
I don't know.
502
00:37:03,982 --> 00:37:07,140
I just... wish people
would notice it more.
503
00:37:07,240 --> 00:37:11,140
If it were me, then, uh-
504
00:37:11,240 --> 00:37:13,540
If it were you what?
505
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:16,712
I don't know. I think
I'd... make 'em notice.
506
00:37:17,720 --> 00:37:20,075
How would you make them notice?
507
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:23,499
I don't know.
508
00:37:23,599 --> 00:37:26,140
There's a lot of different
stuff you could do.
509
00:37:26,240 --> 00:37:28,708
Show me.
510
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:32,389
Please. I don't know anything
about architecture.
511
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:34,297
You want me to
draw you something?
512
00:37:34,397 --> 00:37:35,233
Yeah.
513
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:38,790
- I don't have any paper.
- Well, use my arm.
514
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,956
Please, I need a tattoo.
515
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:46,675
- Well, let's see your arm.
- That's the spirit.
516
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:53,260
Well, the buildings need
to be integrated better, so-
517
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:56,272
You could maximize
light capacity here.
518
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:22,660
It's kind of messy.
519
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:24,751
That's okay.
520
00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:40,820
For Tom Hansen, this was the
night where everything changed.
521
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:44,220
That wall Summer
so often hid behind-
522
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:47,915
the wall of distance,
of space, of casual-
523
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:52,158
that wall was slowly coming down.
524
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:55,940
For here was Tom, in her world,
525
00:38:56,040 --> 00:39:00,460
a place few had been invited
to see with their own eyes.
526
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:02,780
And here was Summer,
wanting him there.
527
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:05,620
Him, no one else.
528
00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:07,096
Have you ever been in a tornado?
529
00:39:07,196 --> 00:39:07,900
No.
530
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:11,740
It's that
and my teeth falling out.
531
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:13,740
- I have that too!
- You do?
532
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:17,220
Yeah! It's so weird.
It's like being an old man.
533
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:20,060
What else do you have?
534
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:22,180
Um, earthquakes?
535
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:24,500
- Really?
- No.
536
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:32,220
You know, I dream
sometimes about flying.
537
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:35,300
It starts out like I'm running
really, really fast.
538
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:37,300
I'm, like, superhuman.
539
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:40,700
And the terrain starts to get
really rocky and steep.
540
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:44,580
And then I'm running so fast that my feet
aren't even touching the ground.
541
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:49,310
And I'm floating,
and it's like this amazing, amazing realness.
542
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:53,140
I'm free. I'm safe.
543
00:39:53,240 --> 00:39:56,060
Then I realize,
544
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:58,799
I'm completely alone.
545
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:04,220
And then I wake up.
546
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:06,300
As he listened, Tom began to realize...
547
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:09,836
that these weren't stories
routinely told.
548
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:13,260
These were stories one had to earn.
549
00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:16,340
He could feel the wall coming down.
550
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:19,740
He wondered if anyone else
had made it this far.
551
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:23,820
which is why the next six words
changed everything.
552
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:26,912
I've never told anybody that before.
553
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,980
I guess I'm not just anybody.
554
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:35,548
So what are you exactly?
555
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:37,620
- I don't know.
- Are you her boyfriend?
556
00:40:37,720 --> 00:40:39,915
- It's not that simple.
- Sure, it is.
557
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:42,140
- What, like, are we going steady?
- Come on, guys.
558
00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:44,860
You know, we're- we're adults.
We know how we feel.
559
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:46,940
We don't need
to put labels on it.
560
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:48,940
I mean, "boyfriend," "girlfriend."
561
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:52,510
All that stuff is-
it's really juvenile.
562
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:55,060
- You sound gay.
- You really do.
563
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:57,060
Okay, first of all,
564
00:40:57,160 --> 00:41:01,100
your last girlfriend was Amy Sussman
in the seventh grade,
565
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:03,900
and you dated for, like, three hours.
566
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:08,915
And you, you've been with Robyn
since what, like 1998?
567
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:11,429
- '97.
- '97. See.
568
00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:14,300
Shoot.
569
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:18,632
I don't think the two of you are exactly
authorities on modern relationships.
570
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:27,300
- So, what should I do?
- You should ask her.
571
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:29,300
What?
572
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:32,020
Well, why rock the boat,
is what I'm thinking.
573
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:34,100
I mean, things are going well.
574
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,760
You start putting labels on it,
that's like the kiss of death.
575
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:40,660
- It's like saying, "l love you."
- Yeah, I know what you mean.
576
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:43,638
That's what happened
between me and Sean.
577
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:46,320
- Who the hell's Sean?
- My boyfriend before Mark.
578
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:48,715
Who the-? Never mind.
579
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:50,269
So, what you're saying-
580
00:41:50,369 --> 00:41:52,620
I'm saying you do want to ask her.
581
00:41:52,720 --> 00:41:53,600
It's obvious.
582
00:41:53,700 --> 00:41:55,820
You're just afraid you'll get
an answer you don't want,
583
00:41:55,920 --> 00:42:00,020
which will shatter all the illusions of
how great these past few months have been.
584
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:02,020
Now look, if it were me,
585
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:04,540
I'd find out now before you
show up at her place...
586
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:08,620
and, well, she's in bed
with Lars from Norway.
587
00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:11,500
Who's Lars from Norway?
588
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:13,500
Just some guy
she met at the gym...
589
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:17,115
with Brad Pitt's face and Jesus' abs.
590
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:21,588
Wait! No, Coach. We're not done here.
591
00:42:21,720 --> 00:42:23,700
- Rachel!
- Look, it's easy, Tom.
592
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:25,791
Just don't be a pussy.
593
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:45,189
You okay?
594
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:48,380
- Yeah.
- You sure?
595
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:51,119
Summer, I gotta ask you something.
596
00:42:51,240 --> 00:42:53,231
- What?
- What are we, um-
597
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:58,060
- What are we doing?
- I thought we were going to the movies.
598
00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:00,580
Yeah. Nah. I mean, like,
what are we, like-
599
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:03,260
What's going on here, with us?
600
00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:05,316
I don't know.
601
00:43:06,720 --> 00:43:08,836
Who cares?
602
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:09,796
I'm happy.
603
00:43:09,896 --> 00:43:11,940
- Aren't you happy?
- Yeah.
604
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:13,940
Good.
605
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:51,820
London, 1964.
606
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:53,860
Those girls knew how to dress.
607
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:57,540
Nowadays, it's all
these giant sunglasses...
608
00:43:57,640 --> 00:43:59,860
and tattoos.
609
00:43:59,960 --> 00:44:02,180
It's handbags with
little dogs in them.
610
00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:06,273
- Who okayed this?
- Some people like it.
611
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:10,060
I like how you dress.
612
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:13,660
I was thinking about getting a
butterfly tattoo about yea big on my ankle.
613
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:15,780
No.
614
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:17,540
Oh.
615
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:19,900
Yo.
616
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:21,900
How's it going?
617
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,140
Uh, okay.
618
00:44:24,240 --> 00:44:26,470
You live around here?
619
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:28,740
Um, yeah, not too far.
620
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:31,100
I've never seen you here before.
621
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:33,340
You're not too observant.
622
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:36,432
That's funny. You're funny.
623
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:39,028
- So let me buy you a drink.
- No, thank you.
624
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:43,380
- You with this guy?
- Hey, I'm Tom.
625
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:44,178
Whatever.
626
00:44:44,278 --> 00:44:46,060
So, come on. One drink.
What are you drinking?
627
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:48,300
I said no, thanks.
628
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:50,277
You're serious? This guy?
629
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:52,340
- Hey, buddy...
- You know what? Don't be rude.
630
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:54,460
I'm flattered,
but I'm not interested.
631
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:58,519
So why don't you go over there
and leave us alone? Thanks.
632
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:02,511
It's a free country.
633
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:14,751
I can't believe
this is your boyfriend.
634
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:23,740
What are you doing?
635
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:28,820
It was really just a crazy thing.
636
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:32,260
It happened like-
It felt like it happened fast, but really,
637
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:35,420
it-it also felt like it
was happening really slowly,
638
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:37,476
like everything all was just-
639
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:41,220
I don't know. It doesn't feel like
you think it would-
640
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:44,020
Hey, what's the matter?
641
00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:47,020
I just- I can't believe you.
642
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:49,340
You can't believe me?
643
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:52,140
You were so completely,
completely uncool in there.
644
00:45:52,240 --> 00:45:56,313
Wait. Are you mad at me?
I just got my ass kicked for you.
645
00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:58,700
Oh, really? Was that for me?
Was that for my benefit?
646
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:00,420
Yes, it was.
647
00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:02,860
Okay, well, next time don't,
'cause I don't need your help.
648
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:06,430
You know what?
I'm really tired.
649
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:11,435
Can we talk about this tomorrow?
650
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:26,260
No. You know what?
651
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:29,780
I'm not going anywhere
till you tell me what's going on.
652
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:31,871
Nothing's going on.
653
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,911
We're just-
654
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:40,237
What? We're just what?
655
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:44,109
- We're just friends.
- No! Don't pull that with me!
656
00:46:44,240 --> 00:46:46,220
Don't even try to-
657
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:49,660
This is not how you treat your friend.
658
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:53,780
Kissing in the copy room?
Holding hands in IKEA?
659
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:56,713
Shower sex? Come on!
Friends, my balls!
660
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:05,634
I like you, Tom.
I just don't want a relationship-
661
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:08,220
Well, you're not the only one
that gets a say in this!
662
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:11,340
I do too! And I say we're
a couple, goddamn it!
663
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:19,836
After you, please.
664
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:36,311
I shouldn't have done that.
665
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:40,860
- Done what?
- Gotten mad at you.
666
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:42,871
I'm sorry.
667
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:50,940
Look, we don't have to
put a label on it.
668
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:53,031
That's fine. I get it.
669
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:56,220
But, you know, I just-
I need some consistency.
670
00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:58,660
I know.
671
00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:01,740
I need to know that you're not
gonna wake up in the morning...
672
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:04,479
and... feel differently.
673
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:14,220
And I can't give you that.
674
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:16,231
Nobody can.
675
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:27,780
That hurt? I'm sorry.
676
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:30,380
No, it doesn't hurt.
677
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:32,789
I like you.
678
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:36,871
All right.
679
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:50,958
Shh. Well, what about you?
680
00:49:51,058 --> 00:49:53,591
Did you ever even have a boyfriend?
681
00:49:53,720 --> 00:49:55,620
- Well, of course.
- Yeah?
682
00:49:55,720 --> 00:49:57,660
- Yeah.
- Well, tell me about them.
683
00:49:57,760 --> 00:49:59,660
- No.
- Oh? Why not?
684
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:02,020
Because it's not important.
685
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:04,620
I'm interested.
686
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:09,830
All right. Fine.
You want to go there?
687
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:12,110
- Yeah. I can take it.
- Fine.
688
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:17,740
So-
689
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:20,912
Well, in high school
there was Markus.
690
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:23,300
Quarterback-slash-homecoming king?
691
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:25,914
No. He was a rower.
692
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:29,020
He was very hot.
693
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:34,635
For a brief time in college
there was, um- there was Charlie.
694
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:39,111
She was nice, but-
695
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:42,940
And then there was
my semester in Sienna.
696
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,031
Fernando Belardelli.
697
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:49,620
Also known as "The Puma."
698
00:50:49,720 --> 00:50:53,156
- The Puma?
- Yeah, The Puma, 'cause, you know.
699
00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:58,950
So-
700
00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:02,300
- Oh, that's it?
- The ones that lasted, yeah.
701
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:04,820
What happened? Why-
Why didn't they work out?
702
00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:07,700
What always happens. Life.
703
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:15,500
That's the dumbest thing
I've ever heard.
704
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:18,558
No, it's not.
It's awesome. Trust me.
705
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:20,591
I'm serious.
706
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:23,796
I'll go first.
707
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:28,199
Penis.
708
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:38,700
Penis.
709
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:40,950
- Penis!
- Penis!
710
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:42,997
- Penis!
- There's kids around.
711
00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:45,475
There are no kids around.
712
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:47,750
- Penis!
- Penis!
713
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:50,020
- You having fun?
- Yeah.
714
00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:52,420
This is the kind of thing
you did with The Puma, isn't it?
715
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:55,780
Oh, we rarely left the room.
716
00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:58,040
Penis!
717
00:51:58,160 --> 00:51:58,980
Sorry. Tourette's.
718
00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:00,255
- You know how it is.
- Penis!
719
00:52:00,380 --> 00:52:02,271
- She has it too. Penis!
- Penis!
720
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:06,436
- Shh. Everyone's looking over here.
- I'm done. I'm done.
721
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:07,980
- Are you done?
- I'm done.
722
00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:09,320
- You're done?
- Yeah.
723
00:52:09,420 --> 00:52:12,060
This is too much.
Unleash me. I'm done.
724
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:14,151
- Promise?
- I promise.
725
00:52:16,340 --> 00:52:17,540
I promise.
726
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:19,900
Penis!
727
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:37,100
- It's very complex.
- Mmm.
728
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:40,220
In a way, it sort of, like,
729
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:43,100
says... so much...
730
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:45,980
by...
731
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:48,355
saying so little.
732
00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:57,716
- Do you want to go to the movies?
- Yep.
733
00:53:57,560 --> 00:53:59,460
Suffering.
734
00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:02,154
So much suffering.
735
00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:06,060
- Suffering.
- Suffering.
736
00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:47,420
T-Tom?
737
00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:50,034
Mr. Vance would like to
see you in his office.
738
00:54:51,720 --> 00:54:53,860
Tom.
739
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:56,100
Have a seat.
740
00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:02,620
Has something happened
to you recently?
741
00:55:02,720 --> 00:55:04,700
What do you mean?
742
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:08,260
A death in the family,
someone taken ill, anything like that.
743
00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:10,271
No.
744
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:14,020
Look, I don't mean to pry, but...
745
00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:16,190
does this have something to do
with Summer leaving?
746
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:19,437
- Who?
- My assistant.
747
00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:23,678
- Your. um-
- Tom, everyone knows.
748
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:27,980
Never mind.
749
00:55:28,080 --> 00:55:31,940
The reason I'm asking is,
lately your work performance...
750
00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:34,713
has been... a little off.
751
00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:37,740
- I'm not following.
- Okay.
752
00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:40,340
Um, here's something
that you wrote last week.
753
00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:43,500
Uh, "Roses are red,
violets are blue.
754
00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:45,820
Fuck you, whore."
755
00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:48,673
Now, most shoppers
at Valentine's Day-
756
00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:51,660
- Mr. Vance, are you firing me?
- No. No.
757
00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:54,780
Relax, Hansen.
You're one of the good ones.
758
00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:57,500
Okay. Uh, yeah, I'm sorry.
759
00:55:57,600 --> 00:55:59,580
Things have been a little difficult.
760
00:55:59,680 --> 00:56:03,020
That's okay.
I completely understand that.
761
00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:07,500
I'm just saying that perhaps you could
channel those energies,
762
00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:10,956
um, into something like this.
763
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:16,580
Funerals and sympathy.
764
00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:20,020
Misery, sadness, loss of faith,
765
00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:22,236
no reason to live.
766
00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:24,828
This is perfect for you.
767
00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:27,420
- Uh...
- Good. Okay.
768
00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:29,909
Now back to work you go.
769
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:36,680
Thank you.
770
00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:54,037
- Hey.
- Hey.
771
00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:55,744
Don't you have, like,
20 cards to write by Friday?
772
00:56:55,844 --> 00:56:56,780
Nope. All done.
773
00:56:56,880 --> 00:56:57,837
Really? Can you help me?
774
00:56:57,937 --> 00:56:59,900
'Cause I've run out of
ways to say "congrats."
775
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:03,700
Okay. I got "Good job,"
"Well done" and "Way to go."
776
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:05,420
That's it.
777
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:09,593
How 'bout,
"Every day you make me proud,
778
00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:12,670
but today you get a card."
779
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:15,314
- Shit, that's good!
- I know.
780
00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:19,740
Have you tried "Merry"?
781
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:23,140
Wow! That's perfect! Merry!
Wow!
782
00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:26,260
We've been stuck on this for an hour.
783
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:29,636
How about...
784
00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:37,020
"I love us"?
785
00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:42,220
I hate Summer.
786
00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:44,380
I hate her crooked teeth.
787
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:46,140
I hate her 1960s haircut.
788
00:57:46,240 --> 00:57:47,940
I hate her knobby knees.
789
00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:50,900
And I hate her cockroach-shaped
splotch on her neck.
790
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:53,900
I hate the way she smacks her lips
before she talks.
791
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,514
And I hate the way she sounds
when she laughs.
792
00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:03,071
I hate this song!
793
00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:07,900
Son, you're gonna have
to exit the vehicle.
794
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:10,140
I normally don't do blind dates,
795
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:13,232
but Paul and Robyn spoke
very highly of you.
796
00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:14,078
Ah.
797
00:58:14,178 --> 00:58:15,780
They said you write greeting cards.
798
00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:17,860
That's so interesting.
I wanted to write.
799
00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:20,220
I actually majored
in English in college,
800
00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:22,276
but what are you gonna do
with that degree?
801
00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:23,776
I went to Brown.
Where did you go?
802
00:58:23,876 --> 00:58:24,540
Alison.
803
00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:28,900
Listen, it's great to meet you,
804
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:31,380
and... you're a very attractive girl.
805
00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:34,438
I just wanted to say up front
that this isn't-
806
00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:37,996
- It's not gonna go anywhere.
- Oh.
807
00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:41,740
I liked this girl.
I mean, I loved her.
808
00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:43,740
What does she do?
809
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:47,469
She took a giant shit on my face.
810
00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:50,068
- Literally.
- Literally?
811
00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:54,300
Not literally.
That's disgusting. Jesus.
812
00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:56,595
What's the matter with you?
813
00:58:56,720 --> 00:58:58,631
The point is,
814
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:02,060
I'm messed up. I am.
815
00:59:02,160 --> 00:59:04,390
You know, on the one hand,
I want to forget her.
816
00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:06,420
On the other hand,
817
00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:10,798
I know that she's the only person in the
entire universe that will make me happy.
818
00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:12,860
You ever do this?
819
00:59:12,960 --> 00:59:15,433
You think back on the times
you had with someone,
820
00:59:15,533 --> 00:59:17,580
replay it in your head
over and over again,
821
00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:20,956
and you look for those
first signs of trouble.
822
00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:25,540
There's two options really.
823
00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:28,700
Either... she's an evil,
824
00:59:28,800 --> 00:59:32,060
emotionless, miserable human being,
825
00:59:32,160 --> 00:59:36,220
or... she's a robot.
826
00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:38,276
Small Wonder.
You know, Vicki.
827
00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:41,392
- That would explain a lot actually.
- Can I ask you a question?
828
00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:43,716
Yeah.
829
00:59:43,816 --> 00:59:45,866
- She never cheated on you?
- No. Never.
830
00:59:45,966 --> 00:59:49,420
She ever take advantage
of you in any way?
831
00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:51,420
No.
832
00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:55,638
And she told you up front
that she didn't want a boyfriend.
833
00:59:57,040 --> 00:59:59,235
Yeah.
834
01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:06,180
I got a great idea.
835
01:00:19,840 --> 01:00:22,780
Oh, fine! Go!
That's fine. See ya.
836
01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:25,952
Waste of time.
You don't look anything like Summer.
837
01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:31,540
Now departing on Track 2,
Pacific Surfliner.
838
01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:33,820
Full service to Santa Barbara.
839
01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:35,876
All aboard, please.
840
01:00:43,320 --> 01:00:45,197
- Hey, baby.
- Hey, you here?
841
01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:47,276
- Hell no.
- What do you mean, "Hell no"?
842
01:00:47,400 --> 01:00:49,980
- I'm not going to that.
- Yes, you are.
843
01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:52,020
No, man. It's gonna be all old people.
844
01:00:52,120 --> 01:00:54,460
Yeah, but you said you were going.
That's why I'm going.
845
01:00:54,560 --> 01:00:57,358
And that's why I called her last night,
told her I was sick.
846
01:00:57,480 --> 01:00:58,340
Like a ninja.
847
01:00:58,440 --> 01:01:00,900
Dude! I'm gonna- I'm not gonna know
anybody at this thing.
848
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:03,434
Maybe you'll mee some hot granddaughters
or something.
849
01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:05,591
I'm hanging up now.
Bye, baby.
850
01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:09,020
May I have your attention, please?
851
01:01:09,120 --> 01:01:11,420
Passengers boarding the train
in Los Angeles, please...
852
01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:13,980
have your tickets out
and ready for collection.
853
01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:47,300
Hi, Tom!
854
01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:49,789
Hey, Summer.
855
01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:53,660
- I must have walked right by you.
- Yeah.
856
01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:56,797
Well, um, what are you doing?
Are you going to Millie's?
857
01:01:59,160 --> 01:02:01,151
- Me too.
- Cool.
858
01:02:01,280 --> 01:02:02,956
I forgot you knew her.
859
01:02:03,056 --> 01:02:06,377
Yeah, we worked together
all that time, so...
860
01:02:06,478 --> 01:02:08,380
- of course.
- I love Millie. She's the sweetest.
861
01:02:08,480 --> 01:02:10,500
She is.
862
01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:12,875
- How are you?
- I'm good.
863
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:15,220
Good. I-I wrote to you.
I never heard back, but-
864
01:02:15,320 --> 01:02:17,754
Yeah. Yeah. Sorry about that.
I-I just, you know-
865
01:02:17,880 --> 01:02:21,180
It got kind of crazy,
and the holidays came up, so work was-
866
01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:23,700
You still working for Vance?
867
01:02:23,800 --> 01:02:25,552
Yeah.
868
01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:29,832
Well, I was gonna go get a coffee
if you wanna-
869
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:34,679
"The Architecture of Happiness."
870
01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:36,900
- Yeah.
- That looks like a good book.
871
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:39,036
Yeah. it's-
872
01:02:39,160 --> 01:02:43,300
- Well, I don't want to bother you.
- No, no. I, um-
873
01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:45,740
Yeah, let's get coffee.
874
01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:47,796
After you.
875
01:03:28,560 --> 01:03:31,380
- You look nice.
- Thanks.
876
01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:33,420
So do you.
877
01:03:33,520 --> 01:03:37,832
Well?
878
01:03:42,520 --> 01:03:44,431
Penis.
879
01:03:46,080 --> 01:03:47,980
No.
880
01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:50,580
I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
881
01:03:50,680 --> 01:03:52,940
You may kiss the bride.
882
01:04:09,360 --> 01:04:12,113
Okay. What else you got?
883
01:04:12,240 --> 01:04:14,310
- Well, you snore.
- No, I don't.
884
01:04:14,440 --> 01:04:16,635
- You do.
- No, I don't.
885
01:04:16,760 --> 01:04:18,637
- Yeah.
- Well, you do too.
886
01:04:18,760 --> 01:04:22,070
- Oh, I definitely do.
- And your feet reek.
887
01:04:22,200 --> 01:04:24,156
- That one time!
- No, every time.
888
01:04:24,280 --> 01:04:26,180
- That one time!
- No.
889
01:04:26,280 --> 01:04:28,420
That one time especially,
but every time.
890
01:04:28,520 --> 01:04:32,718
And when you wake up,
your hair, it sticks up like that.
891
01:04:32,840 --> 01:04:34,860
- It's ridiculous.
- You're ridiculous.
892
01:04:34,960 --> 01:04:36,900
Your favorite Beatle is Ringo.
893
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:39,195
Damn right!
894
01:04:39,320 --> 01:04:41,515
- Ringo's the best.
- Ringo is-
895
01:04:41,640 --> 01:04:44,380
- Goose!
- Oh! oh! oh!
896
01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:48,620
Man! He's fast.
Damn! All right.
897
01:04:48,720 --> 01:04:50,700
You got me. Duck.
898
01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:53,030
Duck.
899
01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:11,236
One, two, three.
900
01:05:18,480 --> 01:05:20,357
- Wanna dance?
- Yeah.
901
01:05:20,480 --> 01:05:22,380
Okay.
902
01:05:29,160 --> 01:05:32,180
Hey, I was wondering, um-
903
01:05:32,280 --> 01:05:36,910
I was gonna maybe have
a party on Friday, um,
904
01:05:37,040 --> 01:05:41,380
on our rooftop that has,
like, a really nice garden,
905
01:05:41,480 --> 01:05:43,460
if you want to come.
906
01:05:43,560 --> 01:05:45,540
Yeah.
907
01:05:45,640 --> 01:05:47,980
If you're not busy.
908
01:05:48,080 --> 01:05:51,100
I don't think I will be.
909
01:05:55,640 --> 01:05:57,780
- They're good, huh?
- They are good.
910
01:06:26,640 --> 01:06:28,540
I guess I just got lucky.
911
01:06:28,640 --> 01:06:30,980
Um, we met in elementary school.
912
01:06:31,080 --> 01:06:34,020
In seventh grade
we had the same class schedule,
913
01:06:34,120 --> 01:06:36,220
and, uh,
914
01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:39,660
we just clicked, you know?
915
01:06:39,760 --> 01:06:41,340
Love?
916
01:06:41,440 --> 01:06:43,140
Shit, I don't know.
917
01:06:43,240 --> 01:06:46,660
As long as she's cute
and she's willing, right?
918
01:06:46,760 --> 01:06:50,260
I'm flexible on the cute, so-
919
01:06:50,360 --> 01:06:52,940
Twenty-one years.
920
01:06:53,040 --> 01:06:56,140
She's the light that guides me home.
921
01:06:56,240 --> 01:06:59,300
Yes, that is from one of our cards.
922
01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:01,380
No. Someone else wrote it.
923
01:07:01,480 --> 01:07:03,780
Doesn't make it less true.
924
01:07:03,880 --> 01:07:06,500
I think technically
the "girl of my dreams"...
925
01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:11,300
would probably have, like,
a really bodacious rack, you know.
926
01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:13,820
Maybe different hair.
927
01:07:13,920 --> 01:07:16,340
Probably- You know, she'd probably be
a little more into sports.
928
01:07:16,440 --> 01:07:19,780
But, um, truthfully,
929
01:07:19,880 --> 01:07:23,660
Robyn's- Robyn's better
than the girl of my dreams.
930
01:07:23,760 --> 01:07:26,115
She's real.
931
01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:49,380
Tom walked to her apartment,
932
01:07:49,480 --> 01:07:52,340
intoxicated by
the promise of the evening.
933
01:07:52,440 --> 01:07:55,140
He believed that this time...
934
01:07:55,240 --> 01:07:58,060
his expectations
would align with reality.
935
01:08:11,240 --> 01:08:13,629
- Hi.
- Hey.
936
01:08:16,160 --> 01:08:18,620
You look nice.
937
01:08:18,720 --> 01:08:20,392
Yeah. Thanks.
938
01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:22,180
- I like your tie. Wow!
- Hi.
939
01:08:22,280 --> 01:08:23,872
- How you doing?
- Good. How are you?
940
01:08:24,040 --> 01:08:26,220
Good.
941
01:08:33,520 --> 01:08:36,780
I, um, brought you something.
942
01:08:36,880 --> 01:08:39,348
That's so nice.
943
01:08:40,440 --> 01:08:44,638
Thank you.
944
01:08:44,760 --> 01:08:45,658
You shouldn't have.
945
01:08:45,758 --> 01:08:47,354
That's so nice. It's the-
946
01:08:47,480 --> 01:08:49,357
- Thank you so much.
- No problem.
947
01:08:49,480 --> 01:08:51,460
- I'm excited to read it.
- Yeah.
948
01:08:51,560 --> 01:08:53,500
Come on.
949
01:08:55,760 --> 01:08:59,700
- So, Tom, what is it that you do?
- Uh, I write greeting cards.
950
01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:02,500
Tom could be a really great architect
if he wanted to be.
951
01:09:02,600 --> 01:09:04,740
That's unusual.
952
01:09:04,840 --> 01:09:06,910
I mean, what made you go
from one to the other?
953
01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:09,220
I guess I just figured,
954
01:09:09,320 --> 01:09:11,980
why make something disposable,
like a building,
955
01:09:12,080 --> 01:09:15,980
when you can make something
that lasts forever, like a greeting card?
956
01:09:26,040 --> 01:09:29,077
What?
957
01:09:29,200 --> 01:09:32,780
Do you guys know each other?
958
01:11:28,720 --> 01:11:30,820
Get a room! Really.
959
01:11:52,840 --> 01:11:55,260
Shit.
960
01:11:55,360 --> 01:11:58,079
I've been calling you every five minutes.
Are you okay?
961
01:11:58,200 --> 01:12:00,111
- I'm great.
- What happened to you?
962
01:12:00,240 --> 01:12:03,357
- I don't wanna talk about it.
- You always wanna talk about it.
963
01:12:03,480 --> 01:12:05,914
- Not this.
- Okay. Well, come on. Let's go.
964
01:12:06,040 --> 01:12:09,220
- Where are we going?
- It's Thursday!
965
01:12:09,320 --> 01:12:12,580
This one says, "Go for it!"
966
01:12:12,680 --> 01:12:15,100
And this one says,
"You can do it!"
967
01:12:15,200 --> 01:12:18,220
We have a whole line
of inspirational photographic cards...
968
01:12:18,320 --> 01:12:20,460
featuring Pickles, my cat.
969
01:12:20,560 --> 01:12:23,380
I think people will really enjoy them.
970
01:12:23,480 --> 01:12:26,540
- Thank you.
- Good job, Rhoda.
971
01:12:26,640 --> 01:12:28,660
That's inspirational stuff.
972
01:12:28,760 --> 01:12:31,354
Okay. Who's next?
973
01:12:33,120 --> 01:12:35,031
We haven't heard from
Sympathy in a while.
974
01:12:35,160 --> 01:12:36,740
- Hansen?
- Yeah?
975
01:12:36,840 --> 01:12:39,580
The Winter Collection?
Do you have anything to contribute?
976
01:12:39,680 --> 01:12:41,716
Uh, no.
977
01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:43,717
I really don't.
978
01:12:43,840 --> 01:12:45,860
Okay.
979
01:12:45,960 --> 01:12:48,269
We'll come back to you.
Uh, McKenzie?
980
01:12:49,680 --> 01:12:52,148
- Actually, you know what?
- Yes, Tom?
981
01:12:52,280 --> 01:12:55,100
- Can I say something about the cat?
- Well, okay.
982
01:12:55,200 --> 01:12:57,460
Yeah, uh, this is-
983
01:12:57,560 --> 01:12:59,580
And, Rhoda, no disrespect here,
984
01:12:59,680 --> 01:13:03,229
but, um, this is total shit.
985
01:13:03,400 --> 01:13:05,580
- Tom!
- "Go for it" and "You can do it"?
986
01:13:05,680 --> 01:13:07,780
That's not inspirational.
That's suicidal.
987
01:13:07,880 --> 01:13:10,820
If Pickles goes for it right there,
that's a dead cat.
988
01:13:10,920 --> 01:13:13,900
These are lies. We're liars.
989
01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:16,340
Think about it.
Why do people buy these things?
990
01:13:16,440 --> 01:13:18,740
It's not 'cause they want
to say how they feel.
991
01:13:18,840 --> 01:13:22,799
People buy cards 'cause they can't say
how they feel, or they're afraid to.
992
01:13:22,920 --> 01:13:25,300
We provide the service
that lets them off the hook.
993
01:13:25,400 --> 01:13:26,475
You know what?
994
01:13:26,575 --> 01:13:28,940
I say, to hell with it!
Let's level with America.
995
01:13:29,040 --> 01:13:31,600
At least let them speak
for themselves! Right?
996
01:13:31,720 --> 01:13:34,900
I mean, look! What- what is this?
What does it say?
997
01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:36,900
"Congratulations on your new baby."
Right?
998
01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:39,180
How 'bout,
"Congratulations on your new baby.
999
01:13:39,280 --> 01:13:41,119
Guess that's it for hanging out.
Nice knowing you."
1000
01:13:41,219 --> 01:13:42,540
Sit down, Hansen.
1001
01:13:42,640 --> 01:13:45,195
How 'bout this one, with all
the pretty hearts on the front?
1002
01:13:45,295 --> 01:13:46,580
I know where this is going. Yep!
1003
01:13:46,680 --> 01:13:50,260
"Happy Valentine's Day,
sweetheart. I love you."
1004
01:13:50,360 --> 01:13:53,820
That sweet? Ain't love grand?
1005
01:13:53,920 --> 01:13:56,100
This is exactly
what I'm talking about.
1006
01:13:56,200 --> 01:13:58,260
What does that even mean, "love"?
1007
01:13:58,360 --> 01:14:01,140
Do you know? Do you? Anybody?
1008
01:14:01,240 --> 01:14:02,620
Tom.
1009
01:14:02,720 --> 01:14:05,712
If somebody gave me this card,
Mr. Vance, I would eat it.
1010
01:14:07,600 --> 01:14:11,940
It's- It's these cards
and the movies, and the pop songs-
1011
01:14:12,040 --> 01:14:14,620
They're to blame for all the lies...
1012
01:14:14,720 --> 01:14:18,060
and the heartache, everything.
1013
01:14:18,160 --> 01:14:20,913
And we're responsible.
I'm responsible.
1014
01:14:23,800 --> 01:14:26,780
I think we do a bad thing here.
1015
01:14:26,880 --> 01:14:30,420
People should be able to say
how they feel, how they really feel,
1016
01:14:30,520 --> 01:14:34,620
not, you know, some words that
some strangers put in their mouths.
1017
01:14:34,720 --> 01:14:37,234
Words like "love"...
1018
01:14:40,200 --> 01:14:42,509
that don't mean anything.
1019
01:14:43,600 --> 01:14:45,909
Sorry. I'm sorry. I, uh-
1020
01:14:48,320 --> 01:14:50,420
I quit. I'm-
1021
01:14:50,520 --> 01:14:53,114
There's enough bullshit
in the world without my help.
1022
01:15:18,760 --> 01:15:21,380
All right. Next we do running drills.
1023
01:15:21,480 --> 01:15:23,620
Hey, you're sketching again.
1024
01:15:23,720 --> 01:15:25,940
Yeah, well, just doodling.
1025
01:15:26,040 --> 01:15:29,715
Okay, Tom. we got 20 seconds.
Talk to me. You okay?
1026
01:15:29,840 --> 01:15:32,070
Yeah, I'm good. I'm great.
1027
01:15:38,840 --> 01:15:41,340
You know, my friends
are all in love with you.
1028
01:15:41,440 --> 01:15:43,351
You know, it's like we said.
1029
01:15:43,520 --> 01:15:46,660
- Plenty of other fish in the sea.
- Thanks.
1030
01:15:46,760 --> 01:15:48,980
But, uh, those are guppies.
1031
01:15:49,080 --> 01:15:50,980
Yeah.
1032
01:15:51,080 --> 01:15:54,380
- Hey, Tom?
- Mmm.
1033
01:15:54,480 --> 01:15:58,234
Look, I know you think
that she was the one,
1034
01:15:59,480 --> 01:16:01,780
but I don't.
1035
01:16:01,880 --> 01:16:05,140
Now, I think you're just
remembering the good stuff.
1036
01:16:05,240 --> 01:16:08,220
Next time you look back, I, uh-
1037
01:16:08,320 --> 01:16:10,834
I really think
you should look again.
1038
01:16:48,080 --> 01:16:51,660
- It's playing at 5:00.
- Do you wanna see it?
1039
01:16:51,760 --> 01:16:55,740
Um, I don't know.
We could just go back to your place or-
1040
01:16:55,840 --> 01:16:58,673
No, I really want to see it.
Let's go.
1041
01:17:31,400 --> 01:17:34,340
- You okay?
- Yeah.
1042
01:17:34,440 --> 01:17:37,580
What- what is it?
The movie?
1043
01:17:37,680 --> 01:17:40,420
It's nothing. I'm just-
I'm just being stupid.
1044
01:17:40,520 --> 01:17:42,140
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1045
01:17:48,480 --> 01:17:50,460
It pains me we live in a world...
1046
01:17:50,560 --> 01:17:52,630
where nobody's heard of Spearmint.
1047
01:17:52,760 --> 01:17:55,940
- I've never heard of them.
- I put 'em on that mix I made you.
1048
01:17:56,040 --> 01:17:58,340
They're track one.
1049
01:17:58,440 --> 01:18:00,749
Oh, yeah.
1050
01:18:27,160 --> 01:18:29,780
So, what do you wanna do?
1051
01:18:29,880 --> 01:18:32,100
I think I'm just gonna
call it a day.
1052
01:18:32,200 --> 01:18:34,794
You don't wanna get some dinner?
Are you hungry?
1053
01:18:37,040 --> 01:18:39,031
You all right?
1054
01:18:40,160 --> 01:18:42,799
- I'm just tired.
- Okay.
1055
01:18:54,440 --> 01:18:57,432
I got it. Pancakes!
1056
01:21:48,080 --> 01:21:49,991
Hey, Tom.
1057
01:22:04,160 --> 01:22:06,674
I thought I might see you here.
1058
01:22:13,400 --> 01:22:16,700
I always loved this place,
ever since you brought me.
1059
01:22:16,800 --> 01:22:19,460
So I, uh-
1060
01:22:19,560 --> 01:22:21,915
I guess I should say
congratulations.
1061
01:22:23,520 --> 01:22:25,460
Only if you mean it.
1062
01:22:25,560 --> 01:22:28,358
Ah. Well, in that case-
1063
01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:37,980
So, are you okay?
1064
01:22:38,080 --> 01:22:41,100
I will be, eventually.
1065
01:22:41,200 --> 01:22:43,200
You wanna-
1066
01:22:46,880 --> 01:22:48,996
- I like your suit.
- Ah, thanks.
1067
01:22:49,120 --> 01:22:51,395
You look sharp.
1068
01:22:51,520 --> 01:22:54,540
- So do you.
- Thanks.
1069
01:22:54,640 --> 01:22:57,140
- I quit the office.
- You did?
1070
01:22:57,240 --> 01:22:59,549
I didn't know. That's great!
1071
01:23:01,320 --> 01:23:03,231
And you, um-
1072
01:23:04,280 --> 01:23:06,180
you're married.
1073
01:23:06,280 --> 01:23:08,953
Yeah. It's crazy, huh?
1074
01:23:17,360 --> 01:23:20,040
You should have told me
when we were at the-
1075
01:23:20,140 --> 01:23:21,300
I know.
1076
01:23:21,400 --> 01:23:23,755
You know, at the wedding
when we were dancing.
1077
01:23:23,880 --> 01:23:26,269
- Well, he hadn't asked me yet.
- But he was in your life.
1078
01:23:26,440 --> 01:23:29,113
- Yeah.
- So why'd you dance with me?
1079
01:23:31,840 --> 01:23:34,195
'Cause I wanted to.
1080
01:23:36,080 --> 01:23:39,117
You just do what you want,
don't you?
1081
01:23:46,320 --> 01:23:48,620
You never wanted to be
anybody's girlfriend,
1082
01:23:48,720 --> 01:23:50,980
and now you're somebody's wife.
1083
01:23:51,080 --> 01:23:53,140
Surprised me too.
1084
01:23:53,240 --> 01:23:56,038
I don't think I'll ever
understand that.
1085
01:23:57,440 --> 01:24:00,113
I mean,
it doesn't make sense.
1086
01:24:01,640 --> 01:24:03,580
It just happened.
1087
01:24:03,680 --> 01:24:05,961
Right, but that's what
I don't understand.
1088
01:24:06,061 --> 01:24:07,540
What just happened?
1089
01:24:07,640 --> 01:24:11,940
I just- I just woke up one day,
and I knew.
1090
01:24:12,040 --> 01:24:13,951
Knew what?
1091
01:24:16,320 --> 01:24:18,788
What I was never sure of with you.
1092
01:24:33,000 --> 01:24:34,980
You know what sucks?
1093
01:24:35,080 --> 01:24:38,420
Realizing that everything you believe in
is complete and utter bullshit.
1094
01:24:38,520 --> 01:24:40,511
- It sucks.
- What do you mean?
1095
01:24:40,640 --> 01:24:44,580
Uh, you know, destiny,
and soul mates, and true love,
1096
01:24:44,680 --> 01:24:49,310
and all that childhood
fairy tale nonsense.
1097
01:24:49,440 --> 01:24:51,715
You were right.
I-I should have listened to you.
1098
01:24:51,840 --> 01:24:52,640
No.
1099
01:24:52,840 --> 01:24:55,310
Yeah. What?
What are you smiling at?
1100
01:24:56,520 --> 01:24:58,954
- Tom.
- What?
1101
01:25:00,640 --> 01:25:03,380
What are you looking at me
like that for?
1102
01:25:03,480 --> 01:25:06,100
Well, you know,
1103
01:25:06,200 --> 01:25:08,380
I guess it's 'cause...
1104
01:25:08,480 --> 01:25:11,020
I was sitting in a deli
and reading Dorian Gray
1105
01:25:11,120 --> 01:25:13,580
and... a guy comes up to me...
1106
01:25:13,680 --> 01:25:16,260
and asked me about it,
1107
01:25:16,360 --> 01:25:19,352
and... now he's my husband.
1108
01:25:22,200 --> 01:25:24,660
Yeah. And... so?
1109
01:25:24,760 --> 01:25:28,620
So, what if I'd gone to the movies?
1110
01:25:28,720 --> 01:25:33,620
What if I had gone
somewhere else for lunch?
1111
01:25:33,720 --> 01:25:37,030
What if I'd gotten there
10 minutes later?
1112
01:25:38,560 --> 01:25:40,620
It was-
1113
01:25:40,720 --> 01:25:43,029
It was meant to be.
1114
01:25:43,160 --> 01:25:45,799
And I just kept thinking,
1115
01:25:47,560 --> 01:25:49,540
- Tom was right.
- No.
1116
01:25:49,640 --> 01:25:51,700
Yeah, I did.
1117
01:25:51,800 --> 01:25:54,314
I did.
1118
01:26:00,960 --> 01:26:03,520
It just wasn't me
that you were right about.
1119
01:26:30,120 --> 01:26:32,020
I should go.
1120
01:26:32,120 --> 01:26:35,112
But I'm really happy to see
that you're doing well.
1121
01:26:42,560 --> 01:26:44,551
Summer!
1122
01:26:46,600 --> 01:26:48,795
I really do hope
that you're happy.
1123
01:27:21,840 --> 01:27:25,740
Most days of the year
are unremarkable.
1124
01:27:25,840 --> 01:27:28,900
They begin and they end...
1125
01:27:29,000 --> 01:27:32,900
with no lasting memories
made in between.
1126
01:27:33,000 --> 01:27:35,540
Most days have no impact...
1127
01:27:35,640 --> 01:27:37,631
on the course of a life.
1128
01:27:38,680 --> 01:27:41,513
May 23 was a Wednesday.
1129
01:27:59,280 --> 01:28:02,180
- Are you interviewing?
- Sorry?
1130
01:28:02,280 --> 01:28:05,909
Are you interviewing
for the position?
1131
01:28:06,040 --> 01:28:08,508
- Oh, yeah. Why? Are you?
- Yeah.
1132
01:28:10,640 --> 01:28:12,740
My competition.
1133
01:28:12,840 --> 01:28:15,500
It would appear.
1134
01:28:15,600 --> 01:28:19,740
Yeah. So, a little awkward.
1135
01:28:19,840 --> 01:28:21,751
Yeah.
1136
01:28:22,800 --> 01:28:27,700
Well, I hope you, um,
don't get the job.
1137
01:28:27,800 --> 01:28:31,315
Well, I hope you
don't get the job.
1138
01:28:33,440 --> 01:28:36,260
Have I seen you before?
1139
01:28:36,360 --> 01:28:38,351
Me? I don't think so.
1140
01:28:39,720 --> 01:28:42,140
Do you ever go
to Angelus Plaza?
1141
01:28:42,240 --> 01:28:45,140
Yes. That's, like,
my favorite spot in the city.
1142
01:28:45,240 --> 01:28:47,196
Yeah. Okay. Except for
the parking lots, but-
1143
01:28:47,320 --> 01:28:49,197
- Yeah. I-I agree.
- Yeah, yeah.
1144
01:28:49,320 --> 01:28:51,311
- I think I've seen you there.
- Really?
1145
01:28:51,440 --> 01:28:54,273
- Yeah.
- I haven't seen you.
1146
01:28:56,040 --> 01:28:58,660
You must not have been looking.
1147
01:28:58,760 --> 01:29:00,740
If Tom had learned anything,
1148
01:29:00,840 --> 01:29:03,860
it was that you can't ascribe
great cosmic significance...
1149
01:29:03,960 --> 01:29:06,076
to a simple earthly event.
1150
01:29:07,760 --> 01:29:11,700
Coincidence.
That's all anything ever is.
1151
01:29:11,800 --> 01:29:13,780
Nothing more than coincidence.
1152
01:29:13,880 --> 01:29:16,220
- Tom Hansen.
- Yeah.
1153
01:29:16,320 --> 01:29:18,311
- Come on back.
- Thank you.
1154
01:29:19,600 --> 01:29:23,580
Tom had finally learned
there are no miracles.
1155
01:29:23,680 --> 01:29:26,180
There's no such thing as fate.
1156
01:29:26,280 --> 01:29:28,700
Nothing is meant to be.
1157
01:29:28,800 --> 01:29:32,340
He knew. He was sure of it now.
1158
01:29:32,440 --> 01:29:35,100
- Tom was-
- Sorry. Um-
1159
01:29:35,200 --> 01:29:37,395
I just left, uh-
Can I- one second.
1160
01:29:37,520 --> 01:29:40,220
He was pretty sure.
1161
01:29:40,320 --> 01:29:43,420
- Hey.
- You again.
1162
01:29:43,520 --> 01:29:45,820
Yeah. I, uh, was just wondering...
1163
01:29:45,920 --> 01:29:49,196
if maybe after this, if, um, you-
1164
01:29:51,080 --> 01:29:53,700
you want to get some coffee
or something.
1165
01:29:53,800 --> 01:29:55,780
Oh, I'm sorry.
1166
01:29:55,880 --> 01:29:59,940
I'm sort of supposed to
meet someone after this.
1167
01:30:00,040 --> 01:30:01,996
Okay.
1168
01:30:09,320 --> 01:30:11,197
Sure.
1169
01:30:11,320 --> 01:30:13,900
- What's that?
- Why not?
1170
01:30:14,000 --> 01:30:17,231
Okay. Well, then I'll just, uh-
I'll wait for you-
1171
01:30:17,360 --> 01:30:19,540
We- We'll figure it out.
We'll figure it out.
1172
01:30:19,640 --> 01:30:23,838
- My name's Tom.
- Nice to meet you. I'm Autumn.
1173
01:34:50,200 --> 01:34:52,594
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