*When your girlfriend is just too worried to pay attention*

Oaktail: Hey-

Pelco: Sorry, later.

*Later*

Oaktail: Pelco, what-

Pelco: I can't sorry.

*Even later*

Oaktail: Pelco, Pelco, my hair's on fire!

Pelco: Good.
You don't have any hair.

Oaktail: ?