A Bad Warriors Fanfiction Part 4!

This is meant to be a story of satire on the many terribly-written Warriors fanfictions on the Internet. I advise you not to write fanfictions like the on I will in this chapter because I am only making a point.

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"The Jewel Stone will save the Clan, but the dancing and singing Frosty Air will try to destroy the houses of the humans because that's how the Star's Star wanted things to be. Oh and Water's Breath will break the Warrior Code by being mates with Running Water. That's the prophecy, Airvoice. Go away to your bed now." a sparkling purple she-cat from Starclan meowed to Airvoice.

"I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!! TELL ME WHAT IT MEANS!" Airvoice yelled at the purple she-cat from starClan. But the she-cat from starclan left without a word to the thunderClan she-cat.

"Crap! Now I can't know what it means! Oh well. Might as well go be awesome!" Airvoice pranced off into the forest in her dream, but was woken up by a moss ball thrown at her.

"hey! omsc how could u due dat 2 me? i wuz sleepin here, gosh! stoopid kits & they're stoopid games." i hissed at the kits.

"I believe I can fly!" one of the kits sung out as he flew into the air and off into the sunset.

"Wait but I just got up! How is it sunset already?" I questioned the author, but then it started raining.

"IT WAS JUST CLEAR AND SUNNY! WHAT??" I yelled out.

But then cats came into our camp to attack us and they killed an insignificant character who is unnamed because the author said so.

"Hey, stupid cats, get your butts away from my house!" a human called out. I looked up and the twoleg was looking at me. How could I understand it?

A badger came into the camp and slapped the TwoLeg aside. Then a fox came in and slapped the badger aside. Then a dog came in and slapped the fox aside. Then a forest fire started even though it was raining.

Then a car came into the camp and drove over my rival. "HAHA you died!" I laughed because cats can apparently do that now...?

After the battle that didn't even happen, the rain went away and the sunny skies came back into view. "Wtf?" I said.

MANY YEARS LATER...OH I MEAN MOONS LATER...

"You are now Airstar!" a voice from somewhere called out.

Yay i am leader now. this is amazing.

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*This fanfiction was only to show how bad Warriors fanfictions can be.