The air is normcore as you step up to the front doors of the blanket fort. You're still a little bit nervous, so you dig into your pocket to look at the invitation one more time.

It reads in English vermillion, Century Old Style font:

You are cordially invited to a soiree hosted by Jimmy Fallon to celebrate Wattpad's official birthday party. Dancing, carolling and lasagna will be plentiful. We do hope to see your greasy face there. November 22nd, 2016 at the witching hour. Please dress in your best clown nose and don't forget your umbrella for the present swap!

You take a deep breath and are about to walk inside, when the door suddenly swings with a zap.

You're surprised to see Reese Witherspoon standing there in the flesh, all cutesy and spectacular. You're not sure if you have the courage to talk to them right now, so you scurry inside like a(n) hippogriff and join the party, making a mental note to drum up a conversation with them later on over s'mores.

Once inside, the party takes your breath away. Everyone is already lurking wildly on the dancefloor.

Carry on Wayward Son plays loudly from the speakers and you can't help but do the running man. You had always shipped Buffy and Zayn Malik so you're not entirely surprised to see them fumbling together in the corner. J.R.R Tolkien and Knightsrachel are having a rap battle in the centre of the room, while several Sheerios are gushing over the latest update of My Life With the Walter Boys on their phones.

The whole atmosphere is electric. It looks like Monstropolis on International Space Station in the middle of Mother's Day and you can't imagine anything better.

"Happy Birthday, Wattpad," you say with a smile, "Here's to another 10 years!"