My neighbor AnOmoriFanatic  and I decided to spice things up, since you know us so well! Guess who is who!

How You Meet

"Wattpad", no doubt about it.

You hated them at first with a passion... They kept trying to debate you over the most rudimentary things

Constantly tried to serve you tuna pasta.

Also tried to roleplay with you.

Would not stop begging for roleplays.

EVER.

Was incredibly abusive (but in a kind way) (You can fix them)

First Dates

Can only handle the library...the smell of books does something to them

Can't be in public without going feral (figuratively)

The smell of grass is overwhelming (symbolism).

Kept staring at you, made you uncomfortable, but in a charming way!

Nicknames/Pet Names

They call you:

"Good girl"

"Joshua Miller, who lives at 145 West Anderson Street, California. Lock your doors."

"Shoog"

"Sweet Honey"

You call them:

"Abusive Narcissist"

"Ma'am"

"Mistress"

"Mommy"

"mY sweet"

"Goddess"

"Sweet cheeks"

"😁"

If You're Sick is a Good One

"Finally, the neurotoxin is working!"

The neurotoxin wasn't working.

They'd hate themselves for messing up the neurotoxin

They can never do anything right.

This is why nobody cares.

This is why she left, author.

You deserve fire and brimstone (Sinners in the Hands of An Angry God by Jonathon Edwards)

Their Favourite Voices To Do

Toad!!!!!

Sunny

Will say "Good girl" in the toad voice (and everybody likes it and bows down)

Cricket noises

Car sounds

Fart noises

Loli

Silence

Papyrus

Ben Shapiro

Kel

A bad Italian accent

Flirting With Them

"7/10, the line hits but the setup feels a bit forced"

Some may describe it as "harassment"

A nonstop charming smile

"That was bulbous of you" (the only compliment in SOMEBODY's wheelhouse) (Shut up)

A bit of a tsundere, but that's okay...

NEITHER OF US ARE A TSUNDERE (uh huh)

Calls you a "stupid baka", a "stupidhead" and an "uneven aglet"

Spins fidget spinners to impress you

When flustered, retreats into a ball and hisses.

PDA

Will happily eat the public.

Will eat the affection, too.

Birthdays

Doesn't remember your birthday

Doesn't have a birthday, they were created in a lab

Once you tell them it's your birthday, they scream at the top of their lungs.

They do not stop until midnight.

Pickup lines they would use

"Hey baby *winks* *giggles* *blushes* wanna play word games with me *kicks feet* *twirls hair* we can watch Coraline afterwards *breathes rizzily* wanna go to a pumpkin patch with me *ruins it all* I'm under air influence *tries to hold your hand and regrets it for years* we should go to an anime dance thing *susses around* I'm a lil sad *reads situation wrong AGAIN* *friend takes video of us awkwardly* *shows not random person years later* I can't believe this right now *unnecessarily adds to Ploopy's shame by pointing out their embarrassing past events while refusing to speak about my own* I look bad over facetime *is shy pre-debate* *isn't shy at all* maybe it's not worth it *hates typing* maybe it's here... oh no *keeps quoting Ploopy* I am rizz now... this is gold, golden Fanatic moment *can't find video* I looked so shy and UWU and it was so sus *begs not to delete it*

You Have a Mental Breakdown

Doesn't know what to do

Laughs maniacally

"Hah, orphan"(only one of us would do this)

Squeezes you tight if you don't stop (works every time)

Rolls eyes if you get upset with them

How to Fluster Them

"Oh, you're my little tsundere aren't you oh oh oh"

Writing/saying anything kind

Looking in their direction

Showing off those pearly whites we adore

Calling them "Unfrumpish"

How They Try to Fluster You

"How did you get so sweet? Did your mama dunk you in sugar when you were born?" The response is frequently shy stammering.

Advice by a Reddit user

Calls you "My little parasite"

Slaps you across the face

Uses really cute baby voice

Cooking With Them

(Allegedly) Uses too much garlic powder.

It's actually the perfect amount

Makes too much tuna pasta.

Hates tuna pasta (Based and red-pilled)

Makes it anyways (it's their split personality taking over) (We are one)

Constantly says "Ooh, boy!" and licks their lips seductively (at the food, not you)

They are trying to seductively seduce the tuna pasta

First Kisses

Is a huge pervert apparently

Sticks tongue out, confused

Says "Holy cow!" afterwards.

Tries to caress your face (has bad aim)

Accidentally slaps you

Wraps their neck around yours (like Sunny)

Surprise Hugs

Starts crying

Has a heart attack

Is hospitalised

Dies three days later

You loved them and you killed them.

You're A Yandere

Great! So are we!

Double homicide

Will sing cringy yandere songs to you

Licks your ear hairs

Breaking Up With Them as a Prank

Will do the same two weeks later as revenge

Finds it funny, silly even

Shouts "Holy Cow!" in their terrible (hot (not)) Toad voice.

Is very hurt

Doesn't show it

Is facial moisture (moist)

You Drawing Them

Well, you have to find something to do in the basement

"Hey, why does it look like that?"

Stupid neon cat.

Insults your art relentlessly.

It's to make you better!

They're such a good partner :)

Playinf With Their "Hair"

Gets shivers down their nonexistent spine

"OooOooh! Jeepers! 'oly cow, bruv!"

Tries to give you the same treatment, but talons get stuck in your tangled mangy hair

They don't even have hair

You Go Missing

"My bad"

You're Crying

"My bad"

If You Died

"My bad"