Lexi Maxwell ~ a gusty demigoddess with unrealized potential

Luke Carrington ~ aka Hades ~ aka hottie with a body

Uncle Z ~ aka Zeus ~ aka cock blocker

Charles Maxwell ~ Lexi's proxy father

Lilith Maxwell ~ Lexi's adulterous mother

Dion Maxwell ~ Lexi's brother with the worst timing

Sir Henry aka Hermes ~ mostly subdued

Lady Twila aka Aphrodite ~ mostly effervescent

Burt aka Dionysus ~ mostly drunk

Octavius aka Apollo ~ cheats at water polo

Emily aka Athena ~ doesn't engage in silly water sports

Diana aka Artemis ~ a friend to all woodland creatures. Not

Nora aka Mnemosyne ~ friendly with Uncle Z

James from Portland and Oxford ~ missed the boat

Will the clod ~ missed getting punched

Ham ~ a chauffeur who knows his limo's secrets

Chef Pastille ~ try his vanilla fudge, cést magnifique

Thanatos aka personification of death ~ eye candy despite his bad manners

Hecate ~ the first underworld goddess and resident know-it-all

Blythe ~ a nymph with sunshine yellow hair

Fiona ~ another nymph, her spinach puffs are divine

Sella ~ another nymph, because what is a palace without nymphs

Cerberus ~ a palace dog to rival all others

Jackie O ~ Lexi's horse who led her to victory

Misty ~ Hades's horse who led Lexi down under

LEXI MAXWELL (Anna Christine Speckhart)

HADES (Donny Lewis)

ZEUS (Charlie Hunnam)