A/N i will also try to update this once or twice a week.

Sword
Ford: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Stan: That's why I carry two swords.

Do not drink toast. It is bad for your health.
Ford: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Stan, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

Don't kill spiders
Ford: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Stan: Killed without hesitation.
Ford: No.

We're gonna get arrested
Ford: This is such a bad idea.
Stan: Then why are you coming along?
Ford: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Knife-stick
Stan: You suckers don't know about my knife stick. It's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon.
Ford, not looking up from his book: Spear.
Stan: BLOCKED.