I got the idea to write a bad fanfiction from LadyCaesar 's Worst Gravity Falls Fanfiction Ever. Check it out, it's hilarious. Now without further ado, le story begins!!!!
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Dipper's point of view
"Hey dipper," Gruncle stan yelling at me from the living room wher e he sat on the couch like a fat potato. "you need to get the mystery shack a new sign because I dont feel like gettin up to get one from the store myself." i groaned. OMG GRUNCLE STAN HATES ME ONLY GREAT UNCLE FORS UNDERSTANDS WHAT IM GOING THORUGHOMG!!!!
IM SO MAD AT GRUNCLE STAN SO I GO DOWNSTAIRS AND PUNCH HIS FACE!!!!!!!

gruncle StAn was So mAd aNd He SlApPeD mY FaCe!!!!!!!!! OmG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aaaaaahhhh!!!!! THEn maBel cAme into the living room too and she punched me and gruncle Stan in the faces!!!!!!!!! "Stop being butt faces!!!!!!!!!!" She screamed as she climbed onto the couch. "SUMO WRESTLING JUMP!!!!!" She screamed and then jumped on top of Stan and bounced off of his incredibly fat stomach! oMg!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Why are we fighting again?" mAbEl askses being totally sensible and out of character and stuff. "I forgot" said gruncle Stan because he's a fat and lazy old potato who's disgusting and ugly and smells like a public restroom and he forgets stuFf aLL tHE Time. "It's because gruncle Stan's being a fat lazy old man and won't go to the store to buy his own sign and he's trying to make me do it," i says.

"Go buy his stupid sign then dipper and stop acting like a sewer rat." Mabel. Said,
So I listened to her and I got in the golf cart and I drove to Walmart to get what we needed for the sign and I stole the stuff and got arrested and I broke out and crashed the golf cart then got arrested again. Omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What will I do?!?!?!?!
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Wow, this was bad. But funny. And terrible. It really makes me appreciate the stuff I write when I'm trying to make it good rather than just coming up with random schist left and right.