No reads. This book is failing. I'll add more tags maybe.

Jesus, an old man, and Moses are golfing in Heaven. Moses goes first. He hits his ball and *plop*, lands in the water.
"Curse that ball!" He yells. He parts the waters and retrieves his ball.
Then it's Jesus' turn. He hits his ball, it skids across the rocks next to the water, lands on the green, and falls into the hole for a hole-in-one. He sees the angry face on Moses and says, "I'm only doing the will of my Father."
Next is the old man. He hits his ball and its heading towards the water. But right before it lands, a frog opens its mouth and it lands in it. An eagle swoops down and picks up the frog. Just then, a hunter hits the eagle with a suction cup arrow (because there is no killing in Heaven) and the eagle drops the frog. The frog loses the ball in its mouth and the ball falls, landing perfectly in the the hole. He smiles and Jesus says, "Stop showing off, Dad!"
Buh dum chhh.

Anyway this isn't from the Big Books of Laughs. It's from a golf joke book. Idk what it's called. So yeah.