(AN-- so here's the first day joke! Hope you all like and I would like to encourage everyone to read my other books I have posted. Hope you all enjoy!)

Surprised to see an empty seat at the Super Bowl, a diehard fan remarked about it to a woman sitting near by.
"It was my husbands," the woman explained, "but he died."
"I'm very sorry," said the man. "Yet I'm really surprised the another relative, or friend, didn't jump at the chance to take the seat reserved for him."
"Beats me," she said. "They all insisted on going to his funeral."