(AN-- sorry these are some really bad jokes and yes, there are two jokes. You get a bonus today. XD)

Q- What's red and bad for your teeth?
A- a brick

Cary: why'd the chicken cross the road?
Larry: idk.
Cary: to get to the idiot's house
Cary: Knock, knock
Larry: who's there?
Cary: the chicken
(Buh dum chhh XD)

(AN-- ok. Just to clear things up, these jokes are NOT from Readers Digest: The Big Book of Laughs, as I said in the summary. I forget what they're from. But I take no credits. Clear are mud? K. Good.)