Week 120

Prompt:

What are you doing!? Let me go! My kingdom-"

"Your kingdom is gone."

"No.No....it cannot be, I vowed to....I vowed to protect my people!"

"And I vowed to protect you."

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With the sharp blade nearing my neck, I stared into his red eyes. They held resolve and surprisingly resignation deep within.

"Please," he said.

"This castle will be painted red with the blood of my enemies to mourn my death and that's the only way I will leave, knight. You got the wrong person, I am not the Dianne you're supposed to be protecting, for I am Ryan!" I shouted at the imbecile.

"Who's Ryan?" the knight asked.

"Me, you idiot!" I replied.

"Don't mess with me Dianne, I'd recognize you anywhere"

"Really? After all, I've gone through to get away from you, you still think I'm the bad guy?"

Oh, what a lovely headline this will be.

"How come? I don't think you're the bad guy, hence, I'm protecting you whether you like it or not, darling!"

"You don't get it, I used to rule the world; seas would rise when I gave the word."

"You're right, I don't get it but I love protecting you since you're very dear to me"

I turned to face the wreckage that was once my palace. I was filled with deep sadness at the sight of my fallen kingdom.

It was more than just a fallen kingdom, it was my home.

A home destroyed at the hands of a tyrant, one too strong for my dear protector to face.

It was a castle, and it actually housed Santa and his elves, who were on vacation.

"You don't understand how much this kingdom means to me, knight!"

"Oh, really? If it meant so much to you, you would've protected it better. If only your father could see you now..."

Santa was irate by all the shouting so he put their names on the naughty list.

Then the elves started to eat bricks from the wreckage

A sea of elves barged through the kingdom's doors.

But the gate was booby-trapped with 500 pounds of explosives and all the elves died horribly.

They turned into zombie elves

They stopped at nothing to get inside.

As they broke in, they erupted into tears, sobbing, "Dianne, don't cry for we shall mend the wreckage!" and she heard their loud sobs on the other side of the castle

Then, suddenly, a unicorn appeared

The unicorn was able to impale and permanently kill all the zombie elves as they evaporated into dust.

The dust was collected and turned into Pennywise

Santa and Pennywise saw each other, snarled at one another, and had a dance fight.

But Santa was a thicc boi with lots of cake from the cookies he ate and the milk he drank, and he threw it back so hard it gave Pennywise a heart attack.

Once Pennywise recovered he began to floss.

"What in the world is that? You want to cut your teeth out?"

Pennywise then just walked back and vanished into the shadows of the room, without a reply.

Suddenly, the Easter Bunny popped into the room.

And then, the world ended.