Wait, I get a chapter..? Alrighty then!

Name: Author-sama
Age: I'LL NEVER TELL!
Gender: Ambiguous
Sexuality: All of the above?
Species: I AM HOOMAN
Looks:

Likes: Writing, drawing (occasionally), pizza, potatoes, and old stuff
Dislikes: Thunderstorms, the color Yellow, cheap soda, and spiders
Favorite Color: Purple
Theme song: The Immigrant Song - Led Zeppelin

Scenario: You make one up!