(RWBY's POV, 28/11/25.)

Yang looks through the comics you reviewed in disgust and said "ugh, most of these comics are so bad!"

Weiss: "and unprofessionally illogical, How do you handle them?"

Linkara: "well, you don't have to read comics we think sucks. Why don't you review comics you like?"

Blake: "well, there is one comic we're not sure of."

Linkara: "what's that?"

Ruby grabs Ewoks #9 and shows him.

He looks at Ruby and said "ok. Let's do the review."

Linkara gets out the way of the camera, goes next to Pollo and they start recording, after they did the video, they see how it is.

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(In the video.)

Ruby: "Hello and welcome to atop the fourth wall, where bad comics burn."

Yang: "sometimes a comic can be very exciting."

Blake: "sometimes a comic can be tragic and romantic."

Ruby: "sometimes a comic can be very funny."

Weiss: "Or they can just be odd, as for this comic we are reviewing called..."

RWBY: "Ewoks #9."

Blake: "if you already know, Linkara reviewed this comic already but we wanted to give it a try."

Ruby: "so let's dig into Ewoks #9 and see how it goes."

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(After the theme.)

Ruby: "the cover is good with the bright colours..."

Weiss: "but the picture is just odd. for starters, the odd sea-serpent is an odd orange, was it dipped in a pool of yoke when it was hatched?"

Blake: "not to mention the odd sea-monster on the serpent's back, it must look uncomfortable."

Yang: "true but it is kind of cool with the cool seahorse."

Blake: "anyway, the comic starts with Wicket and Teebo on a boat with diving in the water."

Weiss: "then Wicket sees a dragon bird... which is a kind of bird-dragon hybrid or a dragon that looks a bird or a bird that looks like a dragon?"

Ruby (as Wicket): "oh no! A dragon bird! A bad omen if I ever saw one!"

Yang: "of course, Wicket can point out a creature that breathes fire and not do anything else, who's the smart Ewok now?"

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Weiss: "Teebo gets out of the water and finds a sun shell with a blue pearl inside."

Blake: "they suddenly get attacked by the sea serpent which is called a devil serpent and it destroys their boat."

Yang: "wicket tries to save Teebo but starts to lose air."

Ruby: "fortunately, they were saved by a group of serpent like humanoids."

Blake: "Teebo and Wicket thank the serpents for saving them."

Weiss: "although, what I don't like about this part of the comic because the creatures don't explain what type of creatures they are besides one of them explained his name is Squik."

Blake: "the one thing what I don't like about comics is because some people don't get time to be known about other's and their species."

Ruby: "I agree, they haven't even introduce themselves."

Yang: "anyway, the sea-creatures show them a special red pearl which gives the sea creatures the pearl-like food."

Ruby: "then they get attacked by the giant serpent monster known as Orcon with the Devil Serpent, who takes the red pearl."

Blake: "Teebo and Wicket want to help squik get the pearl back, luckily they found some kind of helmets that would really help them breathe underwater."

Yang: "then Squik summons two seahorses known as Water Wallocks."

Ruby (as wicket): "lead the way, Squik! We'll get Orcon!"

Weiss: "when'd he volunteered to lead the way to Orcon's home? He only just went into the water."

Ruby: "Squik led them to Orcon's stronghold and snuck past the Devil serpent."

Blake: "they then got out of the water and saw Orcon with the Red Pearl, they then attack them with the one, two... which apparently it's them attacking one at a time."

Yang: "they got the pearl but Orcon summons his Devil serpent with his trident."

Weiss: "Wicket then gets an idea of Squik pretending he's going to give up the pearl to Orcon while he and Teebo trying to get the trident but he already realised it was a distraction and he ordered the Devil serpent to attack."

Blake: "unfortunately for Orcon, Squik throws the pearl to block the blast and it destroys the Pearl."

Weiss: "then Wicket uses the trident to order the Devil Serpent to attack Orcon. When they got back, Squik told them what happened."

Yang: "Wicket gives them the blue pearl they found at the beginning and they realised that the pearl is more powerful then the Red pearl."

Ruby: "and so the comic ends with Squik giving Wicket and Teebo a food pearl but they refused the offer."

Weiss: "this comic does not suck but it's just odd."

Ruby: "the colours are nice..."

Blake: "and it could be a good comic book..."

Yang: "but the sea-serpents name wasn't known which makes the writers lazy."

Linkara then comes in and said "is it alright if I do the ending, girls?"

RWBY: "sure/of course/ok/ why not?"

Linkara: "next time, Pyrrha, Nora, Coco and Velvet do the Christmas comic, My Little pony: Equestria Girls holiday special."

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End of video.

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(Your POV.)

Me: "(Recording) Journey Log. me, Salem and the CyberMat tried to get to north but we accidentally went south and ended up in RTX, luckily the cosplayers don't recognise us.

Cosplayer 1: "hey, it's Linkara's son and one of his Girlfriend's, Salem!"

Me: "well that gives away both of our disguises."

Salem: "agreed."

Cosplayer 2: "can me and my boyfriend get a picture with you and Salem, please?"

Me: "sure."

Salem: "I don't see why not."

You morphed into your Flash form, got a camera out, presses the button, runs next to Salem giving her a kiss, the couple then kisses each other and takes a picture.

I then morphed into my Green SPD Ranger form.

Child Cosplayer: "h-h-hi Salem, I love your costume."

Salem: "why thank you, young man."

Me: "(Recording) I even managed to meet a person known as MurderOfBirds, a person Rat has always dreamed of becoming friends with because MurderOfBirds is a wonderful, kind, caring, compassionate and a brilliant person who is fascinating."

Me: "so, yeah. My friend, Rat is a big fan of your work, he really appreciates you, he thinks you're a beautiful person on the inside and you changed his life because you make people happy."

MurderOfBirds nods his head in respect.

(MurderOfBirds belongs to himself and this is only a cameo to the story.)

Me: "(recorded): I also met someone that tried his best to help me with my problem."

A man with a green coat uses a brown, gold and grey sonic screwdriver to see what the wrong with my magic gun.

Me: "no, use the red setting."

The man does so.

Me: "(recorded) me and Salem are going to go to Canada, eventually to find the wizard or the witch me and Salem are looking for. Log out."

Woman: "hi, little CyberMat. I love you, you're going to be mine forever."

I then grabbed the CyberMat, then I said "Mine... have a good day ma'am." And I then wondered off with Salem.

To be Continued...

Disclaimer: I am so Sorry but I am going to continue this at Christmas because I want the next comic to be festive... and I have decided to change the comic to the Equestria Girls comic instead because it seemed more accurate.