You liked those random and goofy skits I did in my old, out-dated random book, Fiction and Fantasy? Yeah? Good 'cause here's more random shenanigans for ya'll! Enjoy!

Rae and BB's friendship/relationship in a nutshell (kinda)

Kid Flash: Hey Raven, where's Beast Boy?

Raven: I guess he's still out grocery shopping. It was his turn this week.

Jinx: Maybe you ought to check on him.

Raven: Yeah, maybe I should. Anything could happen to that monkey face of his. (Pulls out her phone and calls BB)

Beast Boy: (taps his foot to the ground when his phone rings and he answers) Rae? What's up?

Raven: BB, you still shopping? Come on and haul your a** back already.

Beast Boy: Well I figured I would get some new clothes while I'm out. Is that a problem?

Raven: W-well, hurry up and pick something out already. The gang is starting to freak out over here.

Beast Boy: I can't.

Raven: What do you mean "you can't"?

Beast Boy: There's just soup.

Raven: 😐 What do you mean "there's just soup"?

Beast Boy: I mean there's just soup.

Raven: Well, try the next aisle...

Beast Boy: (walks to the next aisle) There's more soup.

Raven: What do you mean "there's more soup"?

Beast Boy: I mean there's more soup.

Raven: 😐 W-well, try the next aisle! Good lord!

Beast Boy: Okay okay, no need to yell. (Walks to the next aisle) There's still more soup!

Raven: What do you mean "there's still more soup"!?

Beast Boy: I mean there's still more soup!

Raven: Where are you right now!?

Beast Boy: I'm at soup!

Raven: 😐 WHAT DO YOU MEAN "YOU'RE AT SOUP"!?

Beast Boy: I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!

Raven: YOU DUMBA** I MEANT WHAT STORE ARE YOU AT!?

Beast Boy: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!

Raven: 😕... WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!?!?

Everyone else: (laughing so hard in the back) 😂

(FYI I'm starting to think BB is doing this on purpose. What I mean he pulls some ridiculous pranks and says God-awful puns why wouldn't he pull something like this?)

The latest trend in filming

Shadow Six: (sipping some fruit juice and watching TV) ...

Metal Sonic: (suddenly smashes through the wall) SIX! SIIIIXXX!

Shadow Six: ...What?

Metal Sonic: LOOK AT THIS! (Holds up a picture) WHAT IS THIS!?

Shadow Six: ... (looks at the picture) ...Looks like that new Sonic the Hedgehog movie that's about to come out. (Continues sipping her fruit juice)

Metal Sonic: IT IS! AND... And...

Shadow Six: What?

Metal Sonic: ...It actually looks like an actually good movie! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!?

Shadow Six: ...Why would it be impossible?

Metal Sonic: IT'S SONIC, MY ARCH-NEMESSIS! EVERY MODERN SONIC GAME IS TRASH! THIS MOVIE ISN'T TRASH AT ALL! HOW!?

Shadow Six: (sips more fruit juice) ...Movie magic Metal. Movie magic.

Metal Sonic: But... IT'S SONIC!

Shadow Six: Hey, anything's possible. They made Pokemon a live-action film. And the movie was based off a weird spin-off game Nintendo made nonetheless.

Metal Sonic: But... It's Sonic...

Shadow Six: It's better then you might think Metal. Look at it this way: you may get to be a major part of it! You!

Metal Sonic: ...How are you so calm about this IT'S SONIC!?

Shadow Six: Hey, it was probably going to happen eventually. Might as well release it after Detective Pikachu.

Metal Sonic: Then where's that d**m "Fnaf movie" everybody says will come out? Besides, it's not like the original Six is getting a movie anytime soon.

Shadow Six: No... But she is getting a television adaptation tho.

Metal Sonic: ...What?

Shadow Six: Yeah, Little Nightmares is getting a television adaptation. Heck, I read that the pilot was going to air on April 1st.

Metal Sonic: ...You are joking. That game of yours just announced a sequel why is it getting a television series?

Shadow Six: Metal, news of this television adaptation for Little Nightmares has been around since just after Little Nightmares first released on April 28, 2017. It's not a joke. Look, I'll prove it! (Pulls out her phone and searches through the web) ...And here.

Shadow Six: How come you didn't already know this? Ain't robots supposed to know everything while humans don't know jack?😅

Metal Sonic: ....Processing... (Short circuits) THIS DOES NOT COMPUTE! 😵

(This is legit guys Little Nightmares is getting a tv show! *fangirls*)

People do care

Ray: (looking at game reviews of Mighty No. 9) B***hes be so negative to my little brother. After these last few years and the last few times me and the MN9 crew and these "fans" of ours are still treating us like trash. Well they can all go to H*ll for all I ca-

Ray: ... O-okay, so one person liked it... So what-

Ray: 0.0 ...P-people... actually understand the troubled development of our game?...

Ray: 0.0 ...They even suggested a direct sequel?...

Ray: ....If I could cry, there would be waterfalls right now! S-some people are actually nice and understanding of the trouble our game went through! And not just out of pity either! I-I... Wait...

Ray: ..."-sadder then an anime fan on prom night"? ....YOU DID NOT JUST-

(Yeah only real Mighty No. 9 fans/haters will understand the ending there. XD Now onto something that'll hopefully have no pictures to go along with it)

D&D and chill

Joshua: (Is the Dungeon Master) Alright Neku, your character has walked into a dark room with no lights, and-

Beat: (Is in the kitchen and is yelling) WHERE'S THE CHEETOS!?

Joshua: Right next to you on the counter!

Neku: Alright, can I cast a spell in here?

Beat: WHERE'S THE MOUNTAIN DEW!?

Joshua: In the fridge, duh!

Neku: I can cast a spell, right? Any of them on this list I can use?

Joshua: Yes, any of the first level spells you may use.

Beat: AM I IN THE ROOM?

Joshua: What room?

Neku: I think I want to cast this spell here-

Beat: IN THE ROOM WHERE YOU'RE CASTING ALL THESE SPELLS YO!

Joshua: He hasn't cast any spells yet Beat!

Neku: I would if Josh would listen to me!

Joshua: Yes, yes you can use a spell. Which spell do you use?

Neku: I want to use "magic missile".

Joshua: Wha- Why!? There's nothing in the room for you to attack yet.

Neku: I'm gonna attack the darkness!

Everyone: (laughs)😂

Joshua: (chuckles) Alright, alright. You attack the darkness. There's an elf girl next to you.

Shiki: That's me right?

Joshua: Yes. She has a brown tunic, grey hair and blue eyes-

Shiki: Actually my character has grey eyes.

Joshua: Hm? Let me see your character sheet.

Shiki: Well, it says my character has blue eyes but I decided to give them grey eyes instead.

Joshua: Alright, fine. You're suddenly surrounded by seven large trolls. I-

Neku: Wait a minute! I equipped the armor that keeps monsters like those away!

Joshua: No you didn't.

Beat: AM I IN THE ROOM WITH THEM?

Joshua: Stop screaming Beat the kitchen is right next to us. And no, you're not in the room with them you stayed back at the tavern.

Beat: Oh good. Do I get drunk? 😅

Neku: JOSH! I equipped that enchanted armor and you know it!

Beat: Josh do I get drunk or not!?

Joshua: 😐 Yes, yes you do! 😑

Beat: Is there girls too?

Rhyme: 😕 Beat!

Neku: JOSH!

Joshua: Hang on! Isn't it enough that you're drunk Beat!?

Neku: JOSH!

Joshua: I HEARD YOU ALREADY! ... (Clears throat) Now, I strictly remember I asked you if you wanted to equip that peice of armor and you distinctively said no, so here you are with some trolls alright? Deal with it.

Neku: 😓 S**t.

Beat: (laughing so hard)😂 Josh listen I may not be in the room but I'm gonna be troll slaying tonight you know. I wanna do them girls. 😅

Rhyme: *groans* 😥 Really Beat? Oh brother what am I gonna do with you?

(Based off of this easter egg.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bIItJuNctGM

Thanks to 01SpiderQueen10 for giving me an idea for this skit.)

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Well this was shorter then expected. Aw well, I can always show off more when I think of them. Hope you enjoyed these few and see you next time! Cheers!🐉