"Honest,why are we even going golfing?"
"Because we need the exercise, and I don't want to home." "No we don't... I- I think we should um,go to the spa or for tea or something."
"My dad knows the owner, some famous guy I think...something like that."
"Fine,Katt. If I win you buy me tea." "And if you lose?"
"You buy me tea." "How is that even remotely fair?"
"Katt,you can buy both of us tea,silly girl." "Tha- whatever. let's just um,tee off."
"What we just got here?"
"No, smartness. It means hit the freaking ball." Katt retorted. "Oh." "Four!" "Four what?" "Nevermind,The ball is in the green so just hurry up and hit the ball."
"If you dont stop yelling I'll kick you in the ball."
"That didnt even make sense
Oktober." Katt said, laughing.
"Thats because I said that to be funny."
"You're funny alright- funny looking." replied Katt
"So funny I forgot to laugh."
I stared at her she stared back at me and we just burst out laughing.
"Let's just play...not sing Katt play golf not that 'funky music' tomboy."
"Okay let's go to were my ball is." Katt surrendered. I started snickering because we all know where my mind went. "Dont even think about telling another ball joke!"
"But its funny." Katt rolled her eyes. "You know what would be great?! if next time you watch out for baby birds and squirrels when you hit the ball." Katt exclaimed.
"What do you mean? I killed a baby bird..."
"Two counting the egg that fell over there... also you knocked a squirrel out the trees but he's okay."
"You're just trying to make me feel bad."
"Im sorry wasn't doing it on purpose." replied Katt.
"Buy me tea and you forgiven."
"Fine I'll buy us tea ,oh look a hot dog vendor and he's cute!"
"Ooh where?"
"Sorry you missed him."
Damn Katt for knowing how much I love hot dogs and my wish to marry a cute hot dog vendor who will give me free hot dogs for life (long story).
"There never was a hot dog vendor and there's no such thing as a cute hot dog vender believe me I know I've looked." I told Katt truthfully.
"You're a wacko,baby." Katt replied.
"Who you calling baby, babies suck on their fingers and can't speak English or any other everyday language. I haven't sucked my thumb since third grade."
"Um TMI Oktober.I just got a hole in one we've got there more holes to play till we can leave." Commented Katt.
"Yay,free tea!"
"Free to you, but not to me,ya nasty leech." Katt said. And it was at that moment I bit my best friend, held on for dear life.
"Eww. Ouch, get off me you garden hoe." Katt exclaimed,trying to shake me off. "Say you're sorry you rusty shovel!" I mumbled.
"I'm sorry,your not a nasty leech, you're a fucking vampire." Katt said,exasperated.
"But at least I'm an awesome vampire, sparkly or not, you love me Kit Katt."
"That I do,thanks for getting off my arm(and giving me a nasty bite mark), now let's go get some tea." Katt replied.