There once lived a man who dressed like any other person going to get a job, but he wasn't going to get a job. He just wanted to dress like that. Men wear shoes, a tie, and a nice suit. The only that was different, was that his shirt was wide open. Everybody didn't like that because he was letting out his chest hair. His chest hair was long, it smell and looked really gross.

Later that day he walked his dog around town. While he was walking, people were making gross faces at him. When he to the park, everybody's faces were melting off. He didn't know what was going on, so he decided to leave. Before he could leave, the cops stopped him.

"I'm sorry man, but we have to take you in for murdering these people,"said one cop.

Murder? I didn't murder anyone.,"said the man.

"Yes you did. By your gross, smelly chest hair."exclaimed the other cop.

They told him that he can thrown in jail and die, or wash his chest hair. The man stood there and though for a second. Then he said that he loved his chest hair, and that he would rather die with it. The cops said ok and took him to jail.

The next day, the news got all over the world. They say that about 30 people died just because a man wouldn't wash his chest hair.