Andy gets up and looks at the clock

Andy: its time

Andy goes and wakes up everyone else in the hotel room including Andy's suicidal friends Callie and Marie, and Andy's poor cousin who was dragged into this. Andy wakes up everyone

Andy: ok its time everyone put on your 'if you shoot me your gay shirt'

The girls take turns going into the restroom, Andy and his friends are talking about what to find

Friend 1:I hope we find some alien cheeks

Hiram: nah I'd rather find cool tech

Friend 2: I want to meet new people from the raid

Andy: I came for the memes

They all leave to the base

This time skip is brought to you by everyone Naruto Running into death

Marie: so who are you 'cousin'

Cousin: My name is Brizzy I am Andys cousin, we are both left handed, he's the brain I'm the artist 

Callie: what's it like to be cousins with him

Brizzy: well it gets annoying sometimes but he's a great kid why you asked

Callie: I wanted to know before I make my move

Marie hits her on the head while Brizzy gives a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) face

Time skip Brought to you bye the ghosts all chanting the Soviet Union Anthem

They arrive at the base and notice many other people are here. just then someone yells out

???: for the aliens

In a flash there was gun shots yelling and a whole lot of Naruto Running. Andy makes it into the base and looks around for his friends when he realize he is lonely

Andy:' well shit'

Andy moves on and stops by many rooms and eventually just leaves without his friends and cousin who are all dead the end

A/N: sorry if I hadn't post in awhile my excuse I got the Hamilton cd and was lazy peace

Naruto runs to Area 51