A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop . The cop walked up to her window and asked,''Miss Why are you driving so recklessly???'' The blonde said , ''I'm sorry sir but wherever I go,there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!'' The cop looked at her and said,''Ma'am that's your air freshener!''