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CHAPTER 3: GOODNIGHT FERN

Doctor: *Takes Fern into her room*

Fern: Why does everything have to be blue? I mean can there be any other color but white?

Doctor: We can have baby blue

Fern: NO

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Doctor: *Climbs Ladder with Fern in hand* Aw, this is harder than it looks.

Fern: ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT

Doctor: *Gets scared and falls to the floor*

Fern: DOCTOR

Doctor: You scared me ;^;

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Doctor: I'm the last of my ki-

Fern: *Making Doctor spin her*

Doctor: FERN I WAS DOING GOOD ;-; how could you I thought we were friends

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Doctor: I'm the last of my kind.

Fern: Well, I have nightmares every night and my family's dead, and I've been living on my own for the past two years. And I'm only five. But that's nothing compared to being the last of your kind, and having friends and being able to eat proper food, and being able to go adventures and have fun.

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Doctor: *Hugs Fern* There's probably a line here.

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Doctor: *Kisses Fern's Forehead*

Fern: RAAAAAAAPE

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QUESTION TIME!!!

Admin: Alright we have a question you guys! This ones from _Doctor_Who_12, they ask;

I have a question for Fern. Fern; Who.do you think you have the best relationship with, The Doctor or Jack?

Admin: Fern cover your ears.

Fern: *Covers ears*

Admin: When you commented that I was like: Holy fuck how am I going to answer this Fuck fuck fuckity fuck. From the time you commented to the time I published this, I have gave this question great thought, and I hope you enjoy the answer. *Takes Fern's hands off of her ears* You can answer the question now.

Fern: Okay, so, the Doctor; he's the one who rescued me, and the one who became my new dad. He's gave me clothes and food. While Jack, he became the only friend I had. He's my knight in shining armor and he was there every day I was in the hospital. So in all, I believe I have a better relationship with the Doctor. He's a my new dad and I love him. Jack becomes a close second because he's one of the only friends I got.

Admin: Well that's we have for this session of Absolutely Real Bloopers!

Fern: Be sure to comment! Every commenter gets a piece of candy.

Jack: And don't forget, dares are welcome. *Winks*

Admin: *Nose starts bleeding*

Doctor: All you readers are absolutely Fantastic!

Everyone: Bye!