Director, for the ~third time: Run it one more time!

me, softly: id rather shove my entire clarinet up my ass

for backstory:

Heat: feels around 95-100 degrees (im not exaggerating. honestly. if i was i'd joke it was a million degrees. im dead fucking serious i live basically in florida)

Sleep: about 5 hours

Day: 5

Time: around four hours after getting outside

Bug spray: out 

Suntan lotion: forgot to put on my face

Face: burnt

Sun: in face

Crush: not at camp

Last water break: over fourty minutes ago

Amount of runs over this single fucking routine: (exaggerating) FORTY FUCKING MILLION (reality) fiveis, sevenish

Tiredness, on a scale of 1-10: 11. ive been getting no sleep with band camp lasting 12 hours a day and my home being a thirty minute drive and my showers being ages and having to take care of all my pets and having to get up two hours earlier than camp,,,