Me: I am the rat king
Friend: what's your story
Me: I was born to elven parents who didn't like me so they flushed me down the toilet when I was a baby
Another friend: wait u got flushed down the toilet and was adopted by rats ?
Me: ye-a they found me and nurtured me and this is my dad here *holds up plushie of a rat* and he feed me with his teats
Another friend: yeah I bet he did that white milk from his bottom "teat"
Me: yea...so I had a very salty up bringing though
Friend: w-what a charming tale
Dm: oh god *head in the table laughing*
Friend: je-jesus christ *snickering*
Dm: what are u goals what are your life goals
Friend: it can only go up from here
Dm: *crying from laughter*
Another friend: to find his dad's other tit
Me: *leans back*
Friend: hahahahah
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